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What is Your Best Tech Joke?

Posted by Cliff on from the have-fun-with-this-one! dept.

3770 asks: "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't. -- OK, I'm having a slow day at work. What is your favorite techie joke? I'm asking you! Make me laugh!"

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  1. Six letters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    NASDAQ.

    Or "New Economy." Or, for all the good it's gotten us, "Internet." Ooh! We can get pr0n and Pez dispensers on demand, and buy all the same stupid shit we can already get at the mall! Plus, this thing has more arrogant, uninformed shitheads than AM radio! My life is now complete!

    Moral: Don't ask a bitter CS student who thought his life was going to matter for something for jokes.

  2. Re:An Engineer, a Mathematician, and a Physicist.. by Judebert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't three sections of fence be better? A triangle is the polygon with the least number of sides...

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  3. Re:An Engineer, a Mathematician, and a Physicist.. by jkramar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it wouldn't. An equilateral triangle of perimeter 12 has area 4sqrt(3). A square of perimeter 12 has area 9. 9>4sqrt(3)

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  4. Re:Dorm Room Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Did you hear the one about the Slashdotter who could spell Mathematician? Me neither.

  5. Re:Ok, I don't get it by beebware · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm getting more enjoyment out of imagining what will happen to that post when it is taken out-of-context for meta-mod...