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What is Your Best Tech Joke?

Posted by Cliff on from the have-fun-with-this-one! dept.

3770 asks: "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't. -- OK, I'm having a slow day at work. What is your favorite techie joke? I'm asking you! Make me laugh!"

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  1. Why do geeks confuse Halloween and Christmas? by sulli · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

    Yes, I know, oldie but goodie.

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
  2. Holidays by CDS · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why did the computer engineer get Halloween and Christmas confused?

    Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

  3. Not really "tech" but i dont care. by dimator · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Two atoms are walking down the street. One bumps into a pole, and he says: "Ack, I think I lost an electron."

    The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"

    The first atom replies, "Yes I'm positive."

    --
    python -c "x='python -c %sx=%s; print x%%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))%s'; print x%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))"