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Beauty In The Eye Of The Android
rcswebb writes "According to this article at the BBC - Artificial intelligence experts in Fife (Scotland) have unveiled a robotic head which they say can scientifically determine how attractive women are to men."
They've shoved the entire databse of hotornot.com into a robotic head?
Hmm ... I can see it now. You set up a camera in a busy hall, and have it beep you at the appropriate time. Without even having to look at a monitor, you could know *exactly* when to 'accidentally' step out into the path of that hot chick.
You just better hope the software is properly trained, or else you might step out into the path of Tito the body-building delivery guy.
start with a score of 0;
if eyes detect a mouth, score ++;
if ears do not detect a voice, score ++;
if nose does not detect a smell, score ++;
if score == 3, return ATTRACTIVE;
bags = 3 - score;
return bags;
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
from the article:
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The artificial intelligence firm received its first prototype of the robot, nicknamed Doki, last week and is now mass producing the android.
Initially it could be used as a receptionist-style greeting device.
imagination: "Good morning. I find your facial features androgynous but, regardless, rate you a six. Thank you, and have a nice day."
imagination2: "Would you like some coffee while I rate your sex appeal?"
imagination3: "For a better rating, sit on my face
Now slashdotters can immediately determine that the woman they are drooling over will shoot them down!
Think of the time that can be saved to put back into computers and doritos!
You just need to know the input parameters.
Attractiveness = (Attractiveness Constant) * Alcohol consumed by the man / Amount of clothing on the women
Like G, the value of the Attractiveness Constant is elusive.
I have been pwned because my
To be either malicious during AI training, or inquisitive of its effectiveness, I wonder what these AI constructs would do if presented images/likenesses of Julia Sweeney from "It's Pat!"
Things that make you go 'hmmm..'
I would ask what my chances are, but then I already know the answer.
Of course, and I highly suspect it, I may be talking out of my ass. -oqti
it judges women's appeal on a scale of A, B, C, or D. It is apparently based upon the "CUP" system, must be some acronym.
An army of geeks who couldn't get laid even if they wanted to.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these! It'd be like a robotic fraternity at a college bar!
I don't think the brain has a lot to do with it.
I know there's a retort relating this comment to the penis size debate somewhere in here.
I'm not touching it, though.
When this technology can be shrunk down and put in a wrist watch, it will be the drunk man's best friend.
No more waking up next to Bo Diddly.
Ed R.Zahurak
You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.
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