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Some Geek Guides for Dating

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the words-to-live-by dept.

An anonymous reader sends in this: "In honor of upcoming V-day, here are some geek guides for help in finding your geeky match: Guy's Guide to Geek Girls, Girl's Guide to Geek Guys, advice from a she-geek, Engineer Your Love Life and Bart's Dating Guide for Geeks. And for those of you who are absolutely hopeless, well, there is always Coincidence Designs... It's not too late, so good luck!" Another reader has some good news: "An article in Discover magazine reports on research done by scientists at the University of Toronto about how males attract mates. The cited article claims that when males are young, the show offs are actually the ones who are least likely to succeed later on. This causes a "revenge of the nerds effect:" the football players burn out but the nerds become sexy!" And if all else fails, you can try a Valentine's Day Form Letter.

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  1. fp nigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Racist!

    lollerskates

  2. You insensitive clod! by Stupid+Dog · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What about gay geeks?

  3. Re:misguided by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Boromir was the son of Denethor. Faramir was his brother. Just FYI.

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  4. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Monsieur_F · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dates seek YOU!

    so... let's go there :p

    (sorry, I could not resist)

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  5. .. lame jokes apologize for you. by blenderfish · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ;)

  6. Re:misguided by bryan1945 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You're just jealous.

    Fucknut.

    Squirrel fucker.

    Monkey Shit.

    Ass abomination.

    Freudian Slip Wanker.

    Piece of Ill-Concieved Pie.

    Lack of Genitalia Land.

    Whack Job of the Gene Pool.

    Darwin Winner of "Fuck My Mother, It ain't That Hard"

    "I Normally Lick My Own Balls"

    "Spank Me With a Hot Iron"

    I'm so fucking stupid I don't even know what the word "racist" means. But I'm so "cool" that I can post shit anonomolously to feel better.

    *I'm sorry for the spelling mistakes, I wanted to put this out there more than I wanted to correct my spelling.

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