Cybercafe At Mt. Everest
Makarand writes "A Nepalese entrepreneur, Tsering Gyalzen, is making plans to set up a
cybercafe at Mt Everest basecamp
and open it by March. Proceeds from the venture will be used to support solid waste management in the area.
VSAT digital satellite equipment installed a 2-hour trek-distance
away from base camp will be used to send signals to the internet cafe using radio links."
Three Starbucks have just recently set themselves up on the same corner....
Karma: Non-Heinous
thanks, but i'll pass hauling myself 20000 ft up on a mountain.. when i can get it right here in my warm, heated house :-)
Good business idea, specially when only 100 people climb every year. But Im sure they all pay good to send some emails when they get back to basecamp.
I fought the corporate America, and the corporate America bought the law.
The announcement was made on January 23, and it's nice to see things moving along. Cisco's announcement has a lot more details than the article reported today.
This must be the only environment my duron 1.3 won't crash of overheating at 36Ghz.
Super computing, here I come!
Hope he plans on building an oxygen bar along with it.
we'd have to overcome to get there is:
/etc/fstab or /etc/mtab
x-wing:/# mount everest
mount: can't find everest in
help I'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllliiinnnnngggggggg. ..
First Everest... next, the restaurant at the end of the Universe?
Must we bring our instant communication, our invasive culture, to *every* place in the world?
need a few new empticons for the new experiences
gasping for breath
just fallen on my ass
just fallen on my ice axe
altitude induced gushing nose bleeds
fscking sherpa just ran off with all the oxygen
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
This "CyberCafe" may offer thrill-seeking Westerners and Japanese their last opportunity to communicate with their right-thinking loved ones, and be talked out of another ridiculous ego trip.
I, for one, would sponsor an EverQuest account at this cafe to snag these folks in a more controlled environment. At least until they are incapacitated by repetitive-stress injuries.
Then they could be transported to a safer uber-thrill, like a ride on the Vomit Comet or, perhaps, a scintillating decade of psychotherapy.
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. -A. Turing
I guess they're going to put my network consulting firm on K2 out of business
I am happy to hear there is now a cybercafe in the central himalayas. I certainly hope that soon there will be a mcdonalds at the bottom of the Indian Ocean, a Starbucks in the middle of St. Pauls' Cathedral, and a frozen yogurt bar on fucking Mars.
In fact, why not just tarmac over the entire planet all in one go? It's kinder than doing it bit by bit like this.
Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
Dear Sir.
Your contact information was referred to me by one of my trusted contacts, whose name I am not at liberty to compromize. I would like to approach you with reguards to a profitable Business Proposal, reguarding the transfer of TEN MILLION ($10000000) U.S. Dollars into your Bank Account. For reasons I am sure you will appreciate, I ask that you keep this commucation confidential, and avoid it falling into the hands of any agents of the Royal Nepal Yak Mounted Police that may be operating in Your area.
My name is Tsering Gyaltsen Sherpa, and I am the grandson of Gyalzen Sherpa, the recently Deceased Serpa of Nepal. If you have been following the events in my country over the last few years, you will remember the big scandal that took place when Gyalzen was found dead in an alley, from an alledged overdose of Tylenol Flu. [snip]
I swear those Nigerian 419 scammers must use a page like this one to generate their scam letters.
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Here's an idea...since only a handful of people go there and it's expensive to set up a VSAT, why not have someone from Corporate America sponsor the base camp? I could just see it now: Enron Camp...
$DEITY bless $NATION
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<i> just fallen on my ass</i>
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<i>altitude induced gushing nose bleeds</i>
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<i>fscking sherpa just ran off with all the oxygen</i>
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"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Given the temperatures on Everest, I expect Sir Edmund Hillary's poo is still up there and perfectly intact. Perhaps they could use the "solid waste" to construct traditional cairns as a memorial to those mountaineers that died trying to reach the summit, but that no-one really liked?
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
NPR had a nice bit a few weeks ago interviewing the guy setting this up. NPR story