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Microsoft: Because Bugs are Cool

Posted by chrisd on from the sigh dept.

h_orion writes "According to Mr. Gates, Microsoft recieves 'Less than one percent' call volume in relation to bugs. He also blames the users lack of knowledge as a cause of some of these bugs. He goes on to say that the feeling of frustration that people hold towards bugs is a sociological issue, rather than technical saying that people complain about software bugs 'Because it's cool.' Read more in this interview." Boy, where do you even begin...

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  1. Closed source.... by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although the MS Knowledge base is good a resolving lots of questions/bugs I wish it were more like Bugzilla....

    1. Re:Closed source.... by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now, perhaps Bill is a bit overzealous in his statements, but it's a combination of bad questions and bad answers.

      Bill said the don't release new products for bug fixes, and they don't. They release patches and service packs for that. He never said they don't fix bugs, and he was never asked.

      His percentages are probably right - If I find a bug in some MS software, I might to a search for it on the Microsoft Support Center, or I might just let it go. I wouldn't call Microsoft to report it. Do you call them when you find what you think is a bug?

      Saying that it's frequently user error probably comes from the support centers as well. Plenty of vendors and ISPs are happy referring people to MS because it's not something they support, and Microsoft probably will. I'm sure a large percentage of their calls are new users who just aren't familiar with the programs or interface, and call complaining about errors they cause through ignorance. I am not saying those people are stupid, they just haven't learned yet.

      Macs used to come with a nice thick manual telling you about files, folders, windows, menus, and more. It also had two tutorials for people who hadn't used computers. Those things have been lost because "everyone uses computers" which makes learning the new systems harder. Windows XP has a "Learn XP" link on the desktop of XP Home on a Dell I purchased recently.

      As for complaining about bugs being "cool" I think Bill has taken the word too far. "En vogue" perhaps, but I think it's a product of the problem - there are either a substantial quantity of reproducible bugs, or a quantity of reproducible design/function flaws that make using the programs hard. Maybe both.

      Also, the "Executive Summary" is a vicious twisting of Bill's words. The truth in the article is sufficient for me. My summary goes this way:
      - Users calling support often don't know what they are doing.
      - New releases aren't for bug fixes. (Repeat a few times for full effect.
      - Not many people are reporting bugs.
      - Bill's interpretation of why people complain about bugs is very unique.

      Hopefully you will look past any ill will you harbor toward Microsoft or Bill himself and see the interview is poorly executed, and that is as much to blame for the responses as Bill himself is.

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    2. Re:Closed source.... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe people don't report bugs because they don't want to pay MS to report bugs?
      Have you seen how expensive those phone calls are..

    3. Re:Closed source.... by smagruder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think people don't report bugs to MS because the support reps are "programmed" to deny real bugs one way or another, so it's not really worth the effort. In my own experience in reporting problems to MS, I've had support reps do one or more of the following:

      1. Play dumb through many discussion iterations, pretending not to understand where the issue lies. I say "pretending" because it's easy to tell that they are twisting the words of my problem description on purpose, when if they simply took my words and test examples at face-value, they would clearly see the issue.
      2. Pushing a workaround on me as if it were a wonderful solution (so perhaps I can go and leave them alone). I'm sorry, but a workaround is usually *not* a solution.
      3. Even if they acknowledge there's an issue, they act as if there's nothing they can do--not even report it internally. Even when it's a super-obvious bug in their product.

      It seems to me that the role of the MS support rep is to ensure that bug reporters come to realize the futility of bug reporting, apparently so that MS can keep its stats looking pretty.

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    4. Re:Closed source.... by zaphod110676 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The reason people don't report bugs is because people expect their computers not to work correctly all the time. I've met a number of people whose computers lock up on a daily basis. They think nothing of it. They just cycle the power and continue on their merry way. Bill's right. It is a sociological phenomenon. The PC industry with Microsoft at the center has programmed consumers to think it's okay when their product fails. It's far more cost effective than fixing the problem.

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    5. Re:Closed source.... by peg0cjs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of it has to do with how long it takes to report bugs. I had to contact one of their tech support lines for a server-product related item. I am totally not making this up:

      1. I waited 92 minutes on hold before giving up and passing the call over to one of our project managers to make.
      2. She waited 75 minutes on hold before being disconnected.
      3. She called back and waited 91 minutes before reaching a person, who told her to call back later!

      I completely believe that 1% of calls are bug reports. Who would bother waiting through this kind of shit to report a bug that has almost 0 chance of actually being fixed. Not to mention that intermittent (i.e. non-reproducable errors) will NEVER be reported, because MS will tell you it's your fault.

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  2. Im shocked by bdigit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its actually hard to believe this interview is real. Actually is there any proof that it is? Gates sounded very unprofessional and not like himself in the interview, almost like he was attacking the FOCUS interviewer. Anyone else care to comment on this?

    1. Re:Im shocked by The_dev0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. It doesn't seem like his usual smiling, patronising marketspeak. It's also dated from October 1995. Looks pretty dubious to me...

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  3. What the hell? by kaosrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did this even get posted? It's obviously complete satire. Click here to see all of the websites that link to this...they're all TECH HUMOR. If humor was the intended goal, it'd be responsible to make note of that in the summary. Please correct this in the dupe.

  4. Re:Give me ten programmers... by _xeno_ · · Score: 5, Insightful
    First of all, the interview is about seven years old, so think in terms of the newly released Windows 95. Those statistics are quite old, and since then I think that Bill at the very least has had to change his view of the importance of bugs in MS software over the past few years...

    Secondly, I'll bet from looking purely at support calls, he's correct. How many people are you aware of that are willing to spend money to be told "yep, that's a bug"? When Word just disappears altogether, how many people think "hmm - I'll call MS and tell them about it" and instead just throw up their hands in dismay, mutter ... something, reboot, and try again? Not that this is anything against your post - yeah, MS software is known to be buggy. But I'll bet that the metrics Bill was talking about were correct - and completely misleading.

    However, what Bill was really trying to do was argue that when Microsoft releases a new version of one of their products (Word was the example given), they are not releasing a for-pay patch. They are releasing software that contains more and better features! At least, that's his argument. The whole point of his argument was not that MS software does not contain bugs - is what that new releases aren't just expensive patches.

    Whether you agree or not...

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  5. Re:You begin by asking questions by beaverfever · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had the same questions you asked, and I wanted to add:

    Even if this is a real interview, we are only being given a snippet, not including what led up to the dispute between gates and the interviewer. It is not uncommon for interviewers to back interviewees into a corner and make them look like idiots. We're not being shown if that's what has happened here (even though it sounds pretty damning anyways).

    then there's the fact that it is from a German magazine. Was this published in english or was Gates originally translated into german and then back into english for us to view? That could make a difference too.

    Also, this interview is over seven years old. Haven't we all figured out that Gates is evil already? Just look at the little Gates/Borg icon - evil! Is this article really news?

    I never thought I'd defend Gates over anything, but I'm more interested in accuracy and truth than having a lynching party.

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