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Building the A380

Gavinsblog writes "The Independent has a report on the construction of the Airbus A380. Amazingly, a ship is being custom-built to ferry parts for assembly, a custom fleet of trucks are also to be used - with roads widened to suit. Oh and the assembly building is the size of two soccer pitches, and the height of an olympic swimming pool."

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  1. Useless size comparisons part 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    and the height of an olympic swimming pool.

    Last time I checked, olympic swimming pools weren't very high. In fact, they actually went down into the floor.

    1. Re:Useless size comparisons part 1 by warmcat · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Olympic swimming pools"? What's that in Libraries of Congress?

    2. Re:Useless size comparisons part 1 by Brian+Blessed · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Libraries of Congress" are units of data storage.

  2. Popular Front for the Liberation of Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We gave you the mobile phone, and now the world's biggest/best passenger plane. So what have the Americans ever done for us?

  3. Re Measurement Units by jot445 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who measures things in soccer pitches olympic swimming pools? What sort of standards are these? I was just getting used to meters, had a basic understanding of fathoms, and had heard of rods, but what the heck are these new units?
    30M ~= 1 olympic size swimming pool?, so is it 60 meters tall? ~190 feet tall?

    And just how long exactly is a soccor (soccer!) pitch (field!). My reports show between 100 and 130 yards (Arph! yet another measurement!).

    Let's all get together and use either metric or english systems please. Your preference, I don't care because I can translate easily enough between those two.

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    1. Re:Re Measurement Units by peterf · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is slashdot, so we use american standards like "Library of Congress" and "Swimming Pool".

    2. Re:Re Measurement Units by BabyDave · · Score: 4, Funny
      • <pedantry>Olympic pools are 50m</pedantry>
      • Two Association Football pitches is an area of roughly 1 hectare (100m x 100m)
      • My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!
    3. Re:Re Measurement Units by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

      Reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies:

      Two pinches = one dash
      Two dashes = one smidgen
      Two smidgens = one wallop

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    4. Re:Re Measurement Units by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just want to know how many aardvarks and Tasmanian Devils that works out to be.

      KFG

  4. Am I the only that thought this sounde wierd? by Rhinobird · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I first read th title it sounded strange that IBM had to build a new ship to manufacture a new computer.

    But now that I've read the article, I see it's about building airplanes. However I thinks it's kind of amusing that the airplane parts get thier own rest stops on the highway.

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  5. That's nothing... by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully it'll have custom jumbo-size seats to accomodate today's wider, fatter traveller!

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    1. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually the units are 650 Europeans, but 325 US.

  6. Isn't it ironic? by adam613 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now the Eurpoeans are building something so ridiculously big that no Americans want it.

    Talk about role-reversal.

  7. (N)ot (I)nvented (H)ere by YetAnotherName · · Score: 3, Funny

    Custom-built ships to ferry parts. Custom fleet of trucks. Roads widened for the trucks (custom set of roads).

    Hate to say it, but sounds like a bunch of dot-com flunkies are on this project.

  8. Standard units for sensationalist reporting by coupland · · Score: 4, Funny

    This report is riddled with holes. For example everyone knows that the standard unit for length in sensationalist reporting is the football field, not the soccer pitch. And the standard unit for height is the Empire State building, not the olympic swimming pool. Also conspicuously absent is any comparison to the width of a human hair, or to how many times we could go to and from the moon of we laid something-or-other end to end. Very disappointing...