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NEAT Comet Crossing: Internet Telescopes
An anonymous reader writes "During a large solar coronal mass ejection, this week's NEAT Comet crossing, gave some spectacular film footage. While no comet with such a small nucleus has ever survived that kind of close solar approach (one-fourth of Mercury's orbit) without fragmenting, this one did-- and is now outward bound on its 370 century roundtrip. These new comet discoveries have filled the log files of the now 70 big robotic telescope projects, most of which are being connected to the internet. The largest ($3 M) research-class one for public use--the Hawaiian Faulkes Project--will see first light in 45 days."
Because I can. I mean, isn't that why we do everything? Think about it, dude, it's trippy...
Thought it said solar mass ejaculation!
70 big robotic telescope projects, most of which are being connected to the internet
Extra credit to the first apache/IIS hacker who points one of these directly at the sun and blows out the camera's retina.
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On November 19, 1954, the career of Sammy Davis Jr. almost came to a sudden and tragic close. While driving to Los Angeles to record the title tune of the Universal International picture "Six Bridges to Cross", Sammy was the victim of an automobile smash-up and narrowly escaped death. He was so seriously injured that his left eye had to be removed. In spite of the terrible shock, Sammy rallied and went on with his work; he even insisted that he was the "luckiest guy in the world".
Since his accident, Sammy's courageous spirit and ever-growing talent have won him increasingly enthusiastic audiences. Let's hear it for Sammy Davis Jr. !
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Looks like a really neat comet!
(Bad pun intended...)
This is obviously old news. Duh ;-).
Does anyone have any theories as to why this comet never tore itself completely apart once it got so close to the sun?
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Remember to pronounce it "nigGRA"
?? I used to enjoy those shows :(
That is NEAT!!!! no realy...
F*cker killed 97 people!!!
Thank you, Lyndon. Sammy Davis was a good nigGRA.
Cmdr. William T. Riker: We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone.
Capt. Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, fascinating. Twenty particles of space dust per cubic meter, 52 ultraviolet radiation spikes, and a class-2 comet. Well, this is certainly worthy of our attention.
--- Star Trek: First Contact
During a large solar coronal mass ejection
Read that wrong.
Anyone who replys to this post is a FAG!
Anyone!
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First Microsoft's HailStorm, then I find out this morning that 1337 + 666 = 2003, and now this article about huge comets barrelin toward Earth!!!
Time to get the tinfoil hat and duct tape out out of the closet!
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Pretty things happen in space... NEAT! Heh.
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I read mass erection
hmm
The Hawaiian Faulkes Project telescope's servo motors ripped the telescope apart today due to an extraordinarily large amount of users trying to point the telescope at various points in the sky at the same time.
Rumor has it that the trouble started approximately 5 minutes after a story on the telescope appeared on the website "Slashdot.org", something commonly refered to as "/.ing".
A representative by the name of "CmdrTaco" of slashdot.org said only "No Comment" when asked about issues of liability.....
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Why don't you use "Linux?" for you subjects anymore?
At the same time Apple's sales were falling, PC sales rose, though just slightly, according to figures from IDC released last month.
The last time Apple was in this state, it brought back co-founder Steve Jobs to fix its issues. He fostered the development of the iMac and secured a US$150-million investment from Microsoft. But there aren't any new iMacs in Apple's future and Microsoft, bolstered by its victory over the U.S. Department of Justice, is clearly not going to help the beleaguered computer maker this time.
So what have you got left? Apple is a company that controls around 3% of the computer market, has recently undergone a restructuring and is slowly fading into nothingness. Software makers don't even have Mac users on their radar and it's not like Apple can bring Mr. Jobs back to right the ship this time -- he's already there.
Comets crash in Siberia!
At the same time Apple's sales were falling, PC sales rose, though just slightly, according to figures from IDC released last month.
The last time Apple was in this state, it brought back co-founder Steve Jobs to fix its issues. He fostered the development of the iMac and secured a US$150-million investment from Microsoft. But there aren't any new iMacs in Apple's future and Microsoft, bolstered by its victory over the U.S. Department of Justice, is clearly not going to help the beleaguered computer maker this time.
So what have you got left? Apple is a company that controls around 3% of the computer market, has recently undergone a restructuring and is slowly fading into nothingness. Software makers don't even have Mac users on their radar and it's not like Apple can bring Mr. Jobs back to right the ship this time -- he's already there.
Stick a fork in 'em -- this Apple is cooked.
From one of the articles:
"Faulkes is currently trying to persuade time-pressed teachers - who are more reluctant than he envisaged - to get involved with the project."
Reluctant teachers are the types who would keep school dull and disconnected from the real world. It is amazing how, even in adulthood, I find myself going back and actually learning things I was supposed to have learned in school. It always comes in the context of a project I may get involved with. Way back in school, when that bit of knowledge was disconnected from any real world application, I found it hard to keep my focus. When that bit of knowledge relates to my life, I find it extremely fascinating.
In the face of such an interesting activity, "reluctant teachers" should be summarily fired.
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/I have floor tickets for Metallica.
I hope it happens before your pathetic RIAA concert
Everytime I read comments for a story, there you are $$$$exyGal, posting right at the beginning for attention.
Is fan whoring your meaning of life? Do you sit and individually count the 800+ fans you have? Or are you pathetic enough to have written a script to count it for you?
I swear, Slashdot really needs a option called "Ignore every trace of this user...forever!"
After I had a large coronal mass ejection, my wife asked for a tissue
I posted this story 37,000 years ago, the last time the comet came through. You'd think Taco'd get these things straight.
370 centuries = 370 x 100 = 370,000 years!
Now these guys will have to worry about having their telescopes DoS'd. What happens when you slashdot a telescope? Does it invert itself and become a microscope? Interesting.
For those of you who haven't quite followed along, that was:
Just when scientists think it has barely passed us by, it will hit a tiny speck of dust that will cause it to bounce off and head directly for some big, black asteroid that we can't see in our telescopes. This asteroid will then head directly for Earth. I believe that this asteroid is going to land right on top of Slashdot's server and we're all going to die. Not from the impact--the asteroid will be composed of styrofoam--but from the lack of Slashdot.
I am going to begin building my comet shelter immediately, in which I'll put a big server with lots of hard drives, and I'm going to download and preserve all the knowledge of humankind from the Internet. That means using wget to store all Slashdot comments moderated at -1 or less. This is no laughing matter.
Wow. You mean we got lucky enough to see something that hasn't happened even once in the several billion years the Solar System has been around?
I suppose he could have said "we haven't seen anything like this happen before", but that would be so boring in comparison.
You're a Karma $$$$$LUT...no not a karma whore, you have taken Karma Whoring to a whole new level...but i'm guessing you wouldn't be able to pull this off if you were doing it AC -- at least then you'd get some respect
I read the article you dumb bitch. Obviously I misread a portion of it since the year I quoted was off by a factor of 10. But since there was a 37 in there, it's fucking obvious I read the article. jesus christ you're a stupid cunt. Why don't you get a fucking life you dumb whore? Someone should donkey punch you, immediatly. Enjoy the AIDS, slut.
the interesting thing about this comet was that they figured if it survived the solar radiation blasting it took from looping so close to the sun was that it would probably come out the close encounter of the sun shining brighter! What amateurs and scientists alike thought would happen was the solar radiation would blast off the outer shell and literally ignite some of the denser inner chemicals. Sort of neat, no pun intended...
this is not a sig.
no comet with such a small nucleus has ever survived that kind of close solar approach (one-fourth of Mercury's orbit) without fragmenting
Speculation on the basis of this shrewd deduction:
"Hmmm, I haven't seen it happen, so it has never happened!"
I suggest that the next time you try to complain about someone else's math skills, you learn how to use a calculator first.
(i was rather upset to find that RedHat doesn't include the units rpm in the default install I guess they won't do that until someone has a graphical front end for it -- that takes up more space than the units database.)
Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
And, if you believe this story, RAND is telling the government not to say anything about asteroids which may impact Earth.
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He misquotes "nothing new under the Sun" as "nothing changes under the Sun". Any terrabiologist worth his salt would quibble with his description of "[the Sun] that makes possible all life on Earth", thinking of undersea volcanic vent ecosystems, and those tiny critters apparently riddling the entire crust. And even basic arithmetic eludes him in
because 93/10 < 13, not > 13. Not to mention that the $10 disposable camera I shoot off at keg parties is covering an enormous field of vision, measureless even in parsecs, accounting for up to 30% of the entire Universe. And the entire distance from the Sun to the Earth can be contained in a 0' arc, when I face the Sun.
At least he didn't speculate on how the comet held together, or I'd be complaining about how the polyacrylates in Krazy Glue have never been detected anywhere but on Earth.
Good lord, please spare us from /. nerds who can't even multiply correctly.
Rand made damn good typewriters. The tops.
...is whip it round a second time so those of us that missed it can see it again! how inconsiderate. now ive missed the window for my ritual suicide and ill have to stay alive for ANOTHER 370 centuries. GOD, this solar system gives me the headaches, oy...
Dont ask me, im just the bass player!
Well, since I missed it, I guess I'll have to wait ANOTHER 370 centuries. I hate it when that happens.
While no comet with such a small nucleus has ever survived that kind of close solar approach (one-fourth of Mercury's orbit) without fragmenting, this one did
In astronomy, there is something called the "Roche limit". It is the closest a object can come to another object without being torn apart (by difference in gravitational force between the part closest to the star/planet/whatever, and the part furthest away from it.) The larger the satellite, the larger the difference in force and therefore the larger this limit.
So the answer why such a small nucleus did not get torn apart is easy: because it is so small.
#include <stdio.h>
/* nothing like some K&R C of a Sunday morning, is there? */
main()
{
int n1, n2, n3;
n1 = 370;
n2 = 100;
n3 = n1 * n2;
printf("The answer is %d.\n", n3);
printf("\n-Mark\n");
}
There are a bunch of us at The Astronomy Center in the North of England, who are building a 42 inch (1.06 metre) robotic/Internet telescope. We have finished building the 30 foot (10 metre) dome that the telescope will live in, and are half way through building the grinding machine for figuring the mirror. Lots more information on the web site above. More volunteers are always welcome.
It's worth pointing out that if you live south of the equator (especially New Zealand, Australia, Southern Africa, parts of South America, etc), you should be able to see the comet within a few days from now after sunset.
It's been approaching the Sun through the northern sky until it swung around to the other side, and now it's moving away in the southern hemisphere skies. It's getting fainter every night, so by the time it's far enough from the Sun to see, it's likely you'll at least need binoculars and have to look quite carefully.
Did any of you take a look at the Astrobiology Headlines while you were there?
It looked like a blink tag inside of some weird schizophrenia tag...makes my head hurt to look at it and try and read it...
Does anyone have any theories as to why this comet never tore itself completely apart once it got so close to the sun?
It passed the sun during the night.
a large solar coronal mass ejection
ha ha ha you laugh, but some people are maybe not afraid, but concerned about what's happening:
gulufuture
The Roche limit for non-rotating spherical icy bodies >40 km in diameter approaching the sun is ~1.1 billion meters, and does NOT depend on size. NEAT never got closer than 15 billion meters (according to this article). Even if NEAT was much larger than it actually is, it was immune to tidal breakup.
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