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Gibson's Digital Guitar Finally Released

tdiman writes "The world's first digital guitar, using Gibson's MaGIC digital transport standard, was introduced February 20th at the Intel Developers Forum." We've been following this one for awhile, I'm really curious to see what something like this can do.

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  1. Does this mean.... by levik · · Score: 3, Funny
    Does this mean that roadies will now need a Batchelors degree in Information Systems?

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    1. Re:Does this mean.... by roseblood · · Score: 4, Funny

      This guitar uses Cat-5 cable to plug in. Imnagine that. Just plug this into your router and DOS the entire network with some speed-metal riffs!

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    2. Re:Does this mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does this mean that Yngwie Malmsteen will be uber-1337 now? Oh, wait, he still plays Fenders.

    3. Re:Does this mean.... by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Found on ZDNET....

      Symantic released its first verions of Norton Anti-Virus for Guitar today, due to the recent flood of attacks by Fender users. The latest virus, "Head Banger" delivered a payload that caused the guitars to play John Tesh music, and spread through the PA to infect other instruments. It was estimated that within 10 minutes of its initial release into the wild, over 10,000 band's were infected....

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    4. Re:Does this mean.... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait until Lord_Nikron Hacks your Gibson.

  2. My guitar gently weeps by corebreech · · Score: 2, Funny

    It just won't be the same. No way.

    1. Re: My guitar gently weeps by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > It just won't be the same. No way.

      Now guitars will console themselves by downloading p0rn off the internet.

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  3. Damnit! by DaPhoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I really wanted was an ethernet port on my toaster...

    Oh well... Imagine a beowulf... No no... i'm not going there. :)

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    1. Re:Damnit! by FCAdcock · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't that be called a band?

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  4. It goes to 11! by aiabx · · Score: 4, Funny

    but since it's digital, that means it really only goes to 3.
    -aiabx

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  5. Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The "digital guitar" can not actually be used for making music, as new legislation prevents the exact duplication of music ("digital copies").

  6. I can hear the sound checks by apeleg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Roadie - "I can't ping the guitar! Better reboot."
    Guitarist - "Man, that's kill my uptime."

    1. Re:I can hear the sound checks by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Testing ... one zero one one one zero...

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  7. insert... by huhmz · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..."hack-the-gibson-joke-here"

  8. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  9. How well does it work? by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's hoping it fares better than their website!

    Why do we punish the ones we love??

  10. Top 5 reasons to use a new digital guitar by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 2, Funny

    5 -- For some reason, you think rock music isn't dead yet

    4 -- It's something to do in between your Frost Pists!!1

    3 -- Utilize the all new one-click recording feature of the GNU Radio software

    2 -- Jam along wirelessly in front of the TV during the Terry Tate: Office Linebacker commercial

    1 -- Gives you the chance to play along with the hottest radio songs of the day, such as the punk-rock classic "All I Have" by Jennifer Lopez featuring LL Cool J, the arena rock classic "In Da Club" by 50 Cent, and country song "Mesmerize" by Ja Rule featuring Ashanti.

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  11. Does this mean by Tri0de · · Score: 1, Funny

    That Green Day can finally play in tune?

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  12. That was quick... by mooniejohnson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdotted Gibson.com pretty fast... anyone want to bet they only had one guitar serving the site?

    ;-)

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  13. Re:Wireless ? by pyrote · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see one, a fan with a palmPC shows up to a stones concert and starts broadcasting Kenny G on the guitar channel.

    On the otherhand, a fan can show up to a kenny G concert and broadcast stones music on the Mic channel....

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  14. Dilemma by nakaduct · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a Gibson, and it's an axe. Do I hack it, or use it to hack?

  15. Digital guitar with DRM support by arvindn · · Score: 4, Funny
    In related news, Intel, Microsoft and the RIAA have announced the formation of the trusted music playing alliance (TMPA). "We are very concerned with people playing copyrighted music on their digital guitars", a spokesman for the alliance said today. "It is a heinous crime which will drive down profits for the music industry".

    The alliance is working on the trusted music platform which is expeced to be implemented on all digital guitars by 2006. Microsoft corporation (MSFT) will provide the software which will verify that the musician has renewed their subscription with the RIAA before allowing him or her to play the guitar. It will also constantly compare the notes being played on the guitar with a database provided by the RIAA. If a copyright violation is found, the guitar will immediately self-destruct and the musician's license will be revoked. A spokesman for Intel corporation (INTC) has assured slashdot.org that the guitar cannot be used without digitally signed software.

    "This is a great step forward for digital music", RIAA CEO Hillary Rosen was quoted as saying. Now we will be able to protect misuse of intellectual property at the source instead of at the destination. The next step in the battle would be the development of the PTC - the platform for trusted cognition. Essentially, we will be able to monitor people's thought for intellectual property violations.

    EFF director Cindy John was not immediately available for comment, but is widely rumoured to have commited suicide.

  16. Re:Linux? by Scaba · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm in. I'll take care of abandoning the Sourceforge site.

  17. Hack a concert?` by sethadam1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the guitar outputs IP over cat5, how long until it's wireless. And that will usher in a whole new era of hacking/cracking.

    Imagine when you can smuggle your 802.11 handheld into a concert and hack guitar feed, playing your favorite music intead of the guitar track!?

  18. Re:Wireless ? by mshultz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you guys watched Spinal Tap lately? There's that scene where the guys are playing a gig at a military base, and Nigel Tufnel's (a.k.a. Christopher Guest) wireless RF guitar system starts picking up the military base's radio broadcasts...

  19. Re:Benefits? by darien · · Score: 2, Funny

    They need to get it up to three if they want to compete with the Fender Strat though. That, or start publicising "the pickups myth."

  20. It just means that... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...this one goes to 11Mbps

  21. what this can do by Chris+Burkhardt · · Score: 2, Funny

    We've been following this one for awhile, I'm really curious to see what something like this can do.

    I'm really curious also, though I do have an idea as to what it might be used for: making music. or something like that.

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  22. Smoke on the Water & Stairway to Heaven by xixax · · Score: 2, Funny

    The world would be a safer place if guitars had a "reasonable use" provision built into the DRM that would: Only let the riff to "Smoke on the Water" be played up to 3 times without a licence; Never allow "Stairway to Heaven" be played within the confines of a music shop (add Bluetooth so the guitar can detect that there are many other guitars nearby).

    Actually, Bluetooth would be cool, there'd be no excuse for instruments not to be in tune with each other.

    Xix.

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