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Microsoft At Middle Age

gordyf writes "The Seattle Times has an interesting article concerning Microsoft's current position in the market. It describes how its customers and parners are reacting to its heavy-handed tactics, and how 'you can point to Linux being one of the major drivers for this decade.' An interesting read."

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  1. Yep by Raul654 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...creating new software to entice people to buy more powerful computers

    That just about says it right there.

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  2. The proof that MICROSOFT is EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    **** THE PROOF THAT Microsoft IS EVIL ****
    M I C R O S O F T
    13 9 3 18 15 19 15 6 20 - as numbers
    4 9 3 9 6 1 6 6 2 - digits added
    \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
    4 3 7 3 2 - digits added
    Thus, "Microsoft" is 43732.

    Turn the number backwards, subtract 1957 - the year DEC was founded. The number is now 21777.

    Subtract 7491 from the number - this is the year Aleister Crowley paid a longer visit to hell, written backwards. It gives 14286.

    Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 28572.

    Turn the number backwards, divide by 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 4597.

    Turn the number backwards, and add 1927 - the year Fidel Castro was born. The number is now 9881.

    This number, read from right to left, is 1889, or the year Adolf Hitler was born.

    No further questions. QED.
  3. Heh.... by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny
    The 47-year-old Microsoft chairman has a good idea about when he'll be retiring, he enjoys driving his daughter to school, and he has a home-improvement project he wants to get to one of these days.

    By home-improvement, I hope he means replacing that NT cluster he has running everything with a more reliable system. I figure he's got to be sick of getting locked out of the john at 3 AM by a system crash...

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  4. Off Topic, but... by colmore · · Score: 5, Funny

    The little blurb at the side tells us that Mr. Gates' net worth is a bit over $50 billion. That's a lot of money, in fact, I've read estimates of the cost of constructing a small moon colony that run below that.

    So think about this: if you had the chance to liquidate most of your assets, and then finance a moon colony how could you say no? Oh I'm sure there are more humanitarian things he could do with that money, but he isn't really doing that either. But come on, Bill, a *moon colony* you could do it!

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    1. Re:Off Topic, but... by badansible · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ha! Bill Gates's moon colony. You go first.

  5. Driver? You have got to be kidding by MourningBlade · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see it now....

    Linus: We can now be loaded in Windows as a driver, either taking over the entire system, leaving the Windows API and GUI shim in place, or just providing industry standards.

    Microsoft: Our new mandatory patch fixes a recent stability feature....

  6. Money + Bill Gates = sad by alaric187 · · Score: 5, Funny

    These articles make me sad. I mean, think about it. Doesn't Bill Gates seem like the type of guy you could kick back and watch LotR with? Seriously, he seems like your standard cool dork guy. I wonder how he could have ever sold out like that...

    Oh yeah, the billions of dollars he's worth. I'd sell out too for some of that kinda loot. If someone gave me just $1 billion* I'd spend the rest of my life convincing people how cool Microsoft is.

    *=obviously, I'm just kidding. My price would definately only be around the $1 million mark

  7. Microsoft in the Middle Ages... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It describes how its customers and parners are reacting to its heavy-handed tactics..."

    So.. what'd they do? Research gunpowder? Build more villagers?

  8. Funniest line ever! by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    Gates insists the company has maintained an entrepreneurial culture that encourages creativity and innovation

    In competitors, agreed.

  9. Middle aged?!! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hell, they're still running around like a two-year-old, grabbing everything and yelling "MINE!"

    God help us when they go through the teen years and start experimenting with drugs and plotting to kill us.

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  10. Re:Don't get all excited by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 5, Funny

    So just legalize marijuana and you can fit linux into your analogy...

    - the best crops are created through a community effort in cross breeding
    - the only thing you'll have to actually pay for are the initial seeds (think CD's)
    - works well in server environments (bong) as well as desktop (hash pipe) and portable (joint) implementations
    - companies will initially be leery of this but inevitably everyone's going to have to wonder what this "linux" thing is that's becoming so popular
    - a sense of kinship is felt among users (read: Free Love)

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