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Psychologist Consoles Data Loss Victims

(ok.whatever) writes "A former suicide prevention counselor is employed full-time by a data recovery firm to console its callers. The San Francisco Chronicle reports: 'When the company receives a call from someone who's clearly lost it -- which can happen several times an hour -- Chessin comes on the line to help the caller rediscover their happy place.' Good grief!"

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  1. OK by xagon7 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First Post First Post, a hard drive I got to roast, cuz my brain is toast.

  2. First Post? by babylon93 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Weeeeeeee! It's so fun. i am lucky. Yay.

  3. 2nd post! by boola-boola · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    w00w00!!!

  4. FUCKING FAILING FAGGOT!!!!! DICK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    YOU FAIL

  5. Re:come on ... by tunah · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    this is the closest ive come to the fist post

    Replying to the 14th post? Boy, you need to get out less.

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  6. IT'S TROLL TUESDAY, BITCHES!!! TROLL NOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    FOR GREAT FUCKING TROLL JUSTICE! SLASHDOT SUCKS!

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  7. Re:TROLL TUESDAY! TIMOTHY DELETED MY COMMENT! by strider44 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh my god, giving a free service and moderating it is absolutely horrible! Donating hours upon hours of free time for the general community!

    Get a life you f*cking stupid arsehole!

    To Slash-Editors - I'll just assume you'll excuse my french.

  8. Browser crashed while making a comment. by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Somebody help. I was typing in my comment, and my browser crashed. All of my precious comment is now gone, forever.

    What was that number to ca<crash>

    --sex

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  9. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA STUPID ARSEHOLE GETS YOU LIFE! by strider44 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "It's so easy to abuse people yet so hard to say thank you"
    I can clearly remember who said that - it was a girl I met who devoted hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars to help people, and as she was saying it she was showing me three e-mails she had gotten so far that day abusing her with lots of french.

    Really, for anyone who abuses people for not doing a good enough job at doing something for not a cent, just get a life.

  10. Re:Book ? by IanBevan · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well now let's see. It's free for personal, educational or non-profit use. And the source code is available, you just have to pay for it. Hey, I got a wife, family and bills to pay - get over it buddy. And as for being a "shit" product - why not try it and see if it works ? Then compare it to SmartHeap (www.microquill.com) who charge tens of thousands of dollars for an inferior product.

    Sure, I'd love to be working on open source projects during the day and spending my evenings with my family. I've just not figured out how to do that and make a living out of it.

    But hey, thanks for your balanced view point.

  11. Re:TR0LL TU3SDAY! STINKY STICKY ANUS! by YorkshireONE · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm so fucking bored. Slashdot sucks.
    Well excuse us, for not making more of an effort to entertain you. Go back to jerking off into the gaping mouth of your dead mother under your bed. Also you are such a lame troll, it's obvious to all of us here that you are a virgin with a B.O problem.

  12. Re:A Big Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'll feed the troll.

    You're lying. You have no backbone. You are a cowering, simpering, pimply, pallid, portly, pre-pube teen. Honestly. Really. You are afraid. You have the urge to be a tough guy. Feeling tough? Tell the group where you live,Don't post A.C. Tell us how you really cry yourself to sleep. Sick, utterly sick at your wasteful life. Dreading the day, fearful of interaction with humans. Holding your "security keyboard" to keep us at bay. To troll the digital realm to inflate you diminishing self worth...hoping for a response that somehow validates you,your life and your means of stress relief. I give this to you sir, surely you have not forgoten to cup the balls? Farewell, and sleep well my beloved troll. enjoy the spilled seed on your sweet head whilst you can.

    Ta!

  13. Re:A Big Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cry me a river big boy. Next time you reach for the TP, you'll find my rebuttal.

  14. Simple. by Gordonjcp · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Make the money from using the tools, rather than from the tools themselves.

    Got any independant benchmarks for the improvement your software brings?

    1. Re:Simple. by IanBevan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Make the money from using the tools, rather than from the tools themselves.

      Hey, sensible comment, thanks :-)

      The problem is that we're a small company and we're based in New Zealand, which in turn is a small market. There's certainly some consultancy work that can be done (and we do), but most of the large projects are off-shore and literally half a world away.

      There's no independent benchmarks yet (although we've got some beta testers doing their own performance testing at the moment).The benchmark application and source code is available in the (free!) download though.

      As with all applications, your mileage may vary, that's why we've got a version up there for download for people to try out. No point in paying for it if it won't make any difference to your software, right ? If your application is not heap intensive, then probably you'll see minimal improvement. On the other hand, if for example you've got a server app that dynamically creates/destroys lots of objects in response to client requests or database accesses, it can make quite a difference. An application server I worked on for Unisys had a 50% throughput improvement. But that's not an independent benchmark of course.

      Anyways, now I really *am* in danger of spamming /. ! LOL

  15. Re:come on ... by Scorchen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I was trying to hurry. Eat a dick, prick.

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  16. ASK SLASHDOT: Unix pr0n downloaders / viewers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My girlfriend's ability to find pr0n on our shared Windows box is quickly outstripping my ability to hide the pr0n. All I can say is - damn, Windows has an amazing ability to keep track of ones' history.

    In any case, I think my only option now is to keep all my pr0n entirely on my FreeBSD server, which I can connect to GUIly through VNC. So what I need is the following:

    1) Some sort of automated newsgroup binary downloader. Right now I'm using Grabit, and I've had good luck with it and would like something similar. Needs to support yenc.

    2) A good image browser. Something that'll let me flip through the pictures with minimal effort (only one hand on the keyboard, if you get my drift), and delete easily from the browser when I hit the occasional fat fugly ho image series.

    Thanks in advance. I know the Slashdot crowd will be able to help me with this.

  17. Re:Book ? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Stop spamming proprietary closed source SHIT solutions on Slashdot, terrorist. Nobody here gives a fuck about "WinHeap{ofShit}"

    Yeah! What's he thinking? Depriving a wonderful guy like you the opportunity to make the programs you are most likely incapable of writing run ten times as fast.

    "Here I've busted my ass getting this program to print "hello world1{/.];3@&fO_#", but look how slow it is! If only that Kiwi bastard terrorist made WinHeap open source!

  18. Re:Book ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Totally offtopic, but...

    I agree that SmartHeap is a total piece of shit. It does nothing but cause problems. I don't know if it was SmartHeap specifically or the way someone was using it, but it would allow a DLL to be unloaded from memory in a very strange way. Basically, if you had an object that was global to the DLL and was constructed when the DLL was loaded into memory, the destructor would only run after the whole DLL memory space was invalidated. This was a problem since it was trying to run code in a page that didn't belong to the process. I cursed SmartHeap for many hours on end.....

  19. Re:Book ? by IanBevan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What kills me is how much money they (Microquill/SmartHeap) try and charge. I guess they're getting away with it because they're still in business.

    If you want an open source solution by the way, you should look at Hoard. It's a bit crap under Windows (actually it's diabolical) but I think it works pretty well under *nix. Not as convenient to use as WinHeap because you have to modify/relink all your projects, but hey, it works :-)

    /me waits for the "stupidly off-topic" moderation...