A letter from Amazon.com lawyers.
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Noryungi
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With tongue firmly in cheek... =)
Offices of Dean, Chalker and Potter
To: Slashdot Staff Cc: OSDN, VA Software
Dear Sirs,
We are the lawyers representing Amazon.com in its dealings with patent-infringing corporations.
As you are certainly aware, our client holds patent #1,555,986 and 1,555,987, covering multiple participants online discussions.
It has come to our attention that a web site operated by your company (http://www.slashdot.org) is in direct violation of the aforementioned patents.
Consequently, we'd like to request your company to pay to Amazon.com a lump sum for all patent violation, lump sum whose amount cannot be lower than ten million US dollars (US$ 10,000,000). Alternatively, our client requests that the aforementioned web site immediately cease alla activities.
In case of non-compliance within forty eight (48) hours following the reception of this mail, we'll be forced to intervene on our client's behalf.
Respectfully yours,
-- The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
How can something as trivial as this become a patent?
-- 7 string electric violin + live loop samplers
The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)