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French Legislators Vote to Ban Spam

mlawmlaw writes "The Herald is reporting that France's National Assembly has voted 'in favor of banning unsolicited e-mail sales messages.' This is an admendment to a law to 'increase confidence in the digital economy.' This would ban 'direct marketing, notably advertising, via electronic messages' to individuals who had not given consent. The article is light on details, but it's nice to see France taking a step to reduce spam."

70 comments

  1. Keep the government out of this by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1

    The article is light on details, but it's nice to see France taking a step to reduce spam.

    Yeah, that's just what we need -- governments passing laws to outlaw things that the majority of the population doesn't like. I wonder other unpopular things they're looking at banning. At least Ashcroft hasn't labeled spammers as enemy combatants engaged in cyberterrorism and shipped them all off to Guantonomo Bay without a trial -- yet.

    Surely there must be a way to reduce spam without getting governments involved.

    GMD

    1. Re:Keep the government out of this by radicalskeptic · · Score: 1

      It isn't just a matter of not liking spam, it is a matter of what spam is doing to ISPs, and how useful the e-mail will be to everyone in the future. Spam drains massive ammounts of resources from servers and bandwidth. The complaint againt spam isn't just "oh, I don't like it!" It is also causing big problems for a lot of people.

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      WARNING: If accidentally read, induce vomiting.
    2. Re:Keep the government out of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, I'm sure spamming already falls under the new definition of terrorism in the U.S. After all, getting together in a public place with a few buddies will qualify you as one. Making any effort to "coerce" the population qualifies you as one. I'm sure spamming qualifies under that category.

    3. Re:Keep the government out of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard they are building a Maginot Firewall.

  2. Spammers declare war. by StupidEngineer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only one that's thinking the french will fold once the spammers declare war on them? :)

    1. Re:Spammers declare war. by crow · · Score: 1

      No, the French will just delay enacting the ban for an additional four months while they investigate the problem further.

    2. Re:Spammers declare war. by LucVdB · · Score: 1

      No, this is not funny. It's, at best, a trite way of showing ignorance.

    3. Re:Spammers declare war. by jpkunst · · Score: 1

      Sigh ... I wish I had mod points to mod this down. Those "the French surrender" jokes are getting really old. It's about as funny as "First post" if you ask me.

    4. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean l'ignorance? Come on, admit it ... you're FRENCH aren't you?

    5. Re:Spammers declare war. by nlvp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know if he's French, but I am, and yes, it is ignorant. And yes, it is old. And yes, it is insulting. And no. It's not funny, nor is it smart.

    6. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. Even more famous than amazing performance of the French Army is the incredible ability of the French people to laugh at themselves.

    7. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: Hey, why does the French version of Slashdot have a big picture of a tree on the front page?

      A: So the German army can moderate them down in the shade.

    8. Re:Spammers declare war. by LucVdB · · Score: 0

      No, I'm not French actually, I'm from Flanders in Belgium. This 'French are cowards' joke is not funny, it's insulting and racist.

    9. Re:Spammers declare war. by StupidEngineer · · Score: 1

      hehehehe... nice evolution...
      Ah well. But as for the good old classic joke of the french surrendering died a horrible death.
      I only meant it in jest, but it just seems to me that people are being too sensitive. That the whole europe vs america tiff on iraq is just blurring into everything.
      Hell, I made this joke all the time with my french friends (they moved back to paris though), and they make american jokes.
      But hey, I guess there's always someone out there that is pissed at whatever you do.

    10. Re:Spammers declare war. by ufoo · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Like you have a clue about racism, whitey. Please. You'd be lucky to know it if it slapped you in the face.

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    11. Re:Spammers declare war. by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Just wait until the Germans begin spamming...

    12. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... go take a shower... then come back and maybe we'll talk. Well, most likely we'll just make fun of your pathetic excuse for an army, but I'm sure a good time will be had by all!

    13. Re:Spammers declare war. by LucVdB · · Score: 1

      Hah! Must be my lucky day then!

    14. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, nobody has said that the French are cowards. We all know that it takes a hell of a lot of courage to stick your head up on the battlefield, not knowing if they saw the white flag or not.

    15. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French is not a race of humanity, you moron. It's a skin condition.

    16. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Joke(s): An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the breakfast table when a Frenchman sits down next to him.
      The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. "You American folk eat the whole bread?" asks the Frenchman with a large piece of chewing gum in his mouth.
      "Of course!"
      The Frenchman blows a bubble with his chewing gum, then remarks, "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in containers, recycle them, then transform them into croutons, and sell them to the United States."
      The Frenchman has a smirk on is face. All the while, the American listens in silence.
      "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" asks the Frenchman.
      "Of course!"
      The Frenchman cracks his gum between his teeth and chuckles, "We don't. In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast and put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, then transform them into jam, and sell it to the U.S."
      "And, what do you Frenchmen do with condoms once you've used them?" asks the American.
      "We throw them away, of course," replies the Frenchman, with a dumbfounded look.
      The American explains, "WE don't. In the U.S., we put them in a container, recycle them, then melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to France.

      Joke(s): From Texas,USA I read this on the back of a public restroom door. "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman.

      Joke(s): "A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The bartender says, "HEY! You can't bring that pig in here." The Frenchwoman says, "Excuse me...but that's a duck." The bartender says back, "Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck."

      Joke(s): A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.

      The frenchie asks the landlord, What is that dirty camel doing in here?

      The Landlord pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar hits the camel in the head and the camel gives the landlord oral pleasure.

      The Landlord looks at the frenchie and says "You want a go?" to which the frenchie replies: "Oui, but there is no need to hit me over the head."

      Joke(s): Some more Anti-French jokes, I hope these get through.

      What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
      How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

      What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
      A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

      Why does Nike like the French Army?
      Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

      Joke(s): Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly? It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.

      I really like this one.

      Joke(s): Here we go with yet another anti-French joke - What's the difference between 1943 and 2003?
      A. This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.

      Joke(s): A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains to make for her family for dinner that night. She looked at the display of brains and saw that American brains were $4.95 per lb, British brains were $4.90 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
      "No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price."
      "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal.
      "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains!?" replied the butcher.

      Joke(s): Q: Why do the French Smell? A: So blind people can hate them too!

      Joke(s): Q: Why do the french call their fighter the *Mirage*? A: Because it doesn't really exist.
      Joke(s): What's green, cold, slimey and croaks - A Frenchman

      (42) Date: 19/02/03

      Name: Frank Hunt Jr.

      Sex: male

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Why don't the French eat M&M candies?

      They're too hard to peel.

      (41) Date: 19/02/03

      Name: J P Adams

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?

      A Mirage

      (40) Date: 18/02/03

      Name: James

      Sex: male

      Age: 30 to 40

      Joke(s): Another French Joke.....Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy.....To see all their other ships.

      (39) Date: 18/02/03

      Name: Steve

      Sex: male

      Age: 30 to 40

      Joke(s): Going to war without the French on your side is like going hunting without an accordian.

      (38) Date: 18/02/03

      Name: Denis Lutman

      Sex: male

      Age: 38

      Joke(s): How did the French react to German reunification? They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.

      (37) Date: 18/02/03

      Name: Handbatcave

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): What do you call a man who only needs body armour on his back? Jacques Chirac

      (36) Date: 18/02/03

      Name: Mike Daniels

      Sex: male

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Hi Andrew, (who?)

      I think I have a good french joke for your website.

      YEah!!!!

      Here is a French joke man.

      Three men, an American man, a German man, and a Frenchman, completely drunk, after a late night dinner, are having a conversation:

      The American: In my country we have buildings that are over 1000-floor high.

      The German says: In my country, we have highways that go strainght for over a thousand miles.

      The Frenchman says: When I have an erection, my dick is so long, 14 eagles can perch on it.

      The following day, the three men, admitting too much alcohol told the truth:

      The American said: you know, really, some of our buildings might go over 100-floor high, but no more.

      The German says: You know, really, some highways might go 200 miles straight; but no more.

      The Frenchman said: You know, really, when I have an erection, the 14th eagle has only one leg on it.

      Take care

      Mike

      (35) Date: 18/02/03

      Name: Frank Mills Sr.

      Sex: male

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

      (34) Date: 17/02/03

      Name: Armani

      Sex: male

      Age: 21 to 25

      Joke(s): Why is good to be french? You can surender at the begining of the war, and US will win it for you.

      (33) Date: 17/02/03

      Name: Erik

      Sex: male

      Age: 30 to 40

      Joke(s): A French rifle is for sale on e-bay. It's never been fired but I heard it's been dropped once.

      Thanks to Erik and the other fourteen (I counted them) people who sent this joke to me within the last 24 hours.

      (32) Date: 16/02/03

      Name: Sgt Scott W. Boudreau

      Sex: male

      Age: 30 to 40

      Joke(s): President Bush and the french ambassador to the U.N. were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President tried to explain through an interpreter that if we don't stop Hussein soon, he will obtain nuclear weapons. He further explained that should that happen, any future likely conflict with the madman could result in a bloodbath. The french ambassador, although, did not understand. It seems there is no word for"bath" in french.

      (31) Date: 15/02/03

      Name: Rick Farrell

      Sex: male

      Age: 21 to 25

      Joke(s): Q: How many German and Frenchmen died in World War II????

      A: Not Enough.

      (30) Date: 14/02/03

      Name: no name

      Sex: male

      Age: 15 to 18

      Joke(s): Q. How any French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five

      one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
      the second to turn tail and run.
      the third to roll over.
      the forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sconces.
      and the fifth to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.

      (29) Date: 13/02/03

      Name: TheAsianGuy

      Sex: male

      Age: Old as the hills

      Joke(s): Rumor has it that those French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. Just in case they're attacked from behind, that's where the forward gear comes in handy.... :)

      (28) Date: 13/02/03

      Name: not given

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Remember it from just after the war, but it goes: The French; they are a funny race, they fight with their feet, and fuck with their face!

      (27) Date: 13/02/03

      Name: Brian

      Sex: male

      Age: 25 to 30

      Joke(s): Q: What does "Maginot" mean in English? A: Welcome!

      (26) Date: 13/02/03

      Name: MADMAN

      Sex: Under 15

      Age: male

      Joke(s): Where can you find 90,000,000 french jokes? In France. (I don't think there are actually that many French people, but a nice joke all the same).

      (25) Date: 12/02/03

      Name: Jacob Appleby

      Sex: male

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Hey, I don't know if you've heard this one or not, but... Why do we need France on our side against Sadamm and Osama? So the French can show them how to surrender.

      (24) Date: 12/02/03

      Name: Todd Crabtree

      Sex: male

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead french man In the middle of the road? There's skid marks In front of the skunk.

      (23) Date: 12/02/03

      Name: Annalisa

      Sex: female

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): A first-time French visitor to New York arrived at his hotel room only to find his bed with one sheet. He called the front desk and screamed "I want 'to sheet' on my bed right now!". He was asked to check out of his room. Dismayed but not discouraged, he went to have a bite to eat in the hotel restaurant. Being European, he see expected to have both a salad fork and a dinner fork instead of the single fork on his table. This irked him, but he held his tongue. He ordered a "Patty Melt Hamburger" from the waitress. When she brought him his meal, he expected to see a hamburger patty between two pieces of bread. He flew into Gaelic rage: "Listen to me! I want 'to peece' on my hamburger. OK? But just before that, I want 'two fork' on zee table! Right now! Will you do it?" The manager of the hotel was summoned and the garrulous Frenchman was escorted to the door and told to go "Pound frogs somewhere else."

      (22) Date: 06/02/03

      Name: David Bruce

      Sex: male

      Age: 55

      Joke(s): Sauna Summit in Paris

      George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.
      President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

      Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand.

      "By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously.

      It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman's posterior.

      When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Marie sainte! I'm think I'm getting a fax."

      (21) Date: 31/01/03

      Name: Daleran

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): I got another French joke for you: Q: How many frenchman does it take to gaurd Paris? A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before

      (20) Date: 29/07/02

      Name: Andrew Tunks

      Sex: male

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): I hope I am sending this to the right place, I was growing tired of looking for where to sign the guestbook or the French jokes page (despite its constant promise of a signing area). I am American by the way. Have fun : )

      What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the French flag? White.

      (19) Date: 23/06/02

      Name: not given

      Sex: male

      Age: under 15

      Joke(s): What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.

      (18) Date: 09/03/02

      Name: Dan Klein

      Sex: male

      Age: 15 to 18

      Joke(s): HERES A JOKE!!!

      Q:How do you castrate a frenchmen???
      A:Kick his sister in the jaw.

      (17) Date: 14/10/01

      Name: hanson (mmm-bop!)

      Sex: male

      Age: Under 15

      Joke(s): Y do frenchmen always were yellow tyes ? A: to match the teeth

      Whats the best place to hide your money ? A: under the soap of a frenchman

      (16) Date: 13/08/01

      Name: Rose

      Sex: female

      Age: 18 to 21

      Joke(s): I have a joke for you. A frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. the barman says "Thats an real ugle bird u got there. Where did u get it? The parrot says " i got it in France ..theres millions of em there"

      (15) Date: 09/08/01

      Name: Geoff

      Sex: male

      Age: 25 to 30

      Joke(s): What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered during WWII? "Table for One Hundred Thousand?".

      (14) Date: 16/07/01

      Name: simon

      Sex: male

      Age: 18 to 21

      Joke(s): Q-how can you tell if a frechmen has been in your backyard? A-your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant!

      (13) Date: 25/04/01

      Name: Matt X

      Sex: male

      Age: 30 to 40

      Joke(s): Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

      (12) Date: 23/03/01

      Name: Jenny Davies

      Sex: not given (but female one assumes...)

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Q. What do you do if you see 90,000,000 dead french-men? A. Stop laughing and re-load!!

      (11) Date: 14/03/01

      Name: Anti-Christ

      Sex: male

      Age: 21 to 25

      Joke(s): Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

      (10) Date: 20/01/01

      Name: Mr Shadow

      Sex: male

      Age: 15 to 18

      Joke(s): Q: What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry. A: A good days hunting.

      (9) Date: 17/01/01

      Name: Guy Tanner

      Sex: male

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."

      Veni, Vermini, Vomui.

      (8) Date: 16/12/00

      Name: Matty boy

      Sex: male

      Age: 18 to 21

      Joke(s): Q: What do you do if you drive over a French man? A: REVERSE! Q: What do you do if you see a French man drowing? A: Chuck his wife and kids in aswell.

      (7) Date: 16/12/00

      Name: Steve Forster

      Sex: male

      Age: 17

      Joke(s): Here are a few more jokes about the french from your friend, the funniest guy on the web, Colonelcomedy.

      Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his licence to practice medicin? He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was by far the best vet in town. What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand? More sand.

      (6) Date: 15/12/00

      Name: Matty boy

      Sex: male

      Age: 18 to 21

      Joke(s): Q: Why do French men have moustashes? A: To remind them of their mothers. Q: How long does it take a french woman to have a poo? A: 9 months

      (5) Date: 12/12/00

      Name: Steve Forster

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Colonelcomedy has done it again and come up with another joke about those frnech idiots.

      The French zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very cranky and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available.

      While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Pierre, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Pierre, it was rumoured, had the ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

      Pierre was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five hundred Francs? Pierre showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

      The following day, Pierre announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."

      The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what about the third condition. "Well," said Pierre, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred Francs."

      (4) Date: 09/12/00

      Name: Steve Forster

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): A psychology professor decided to study the way in which different people from different parts of Europe have sex with sheep. He traveled first to Wales, where he asks a farmer to explain his method: "Well, boyo, I put her back legs down my nice green wellies, grab her with me velcro gloves, and we're well away. Tidy!" The professor tries Scotland next "Hoots an' toots man, I put her back legs down my nice green wellies, grab her with me velcro gloves, and we're well away. Och aye tha noo!" The professor moves on to Germany: "Well, I find the most efficient way is to grab her with my velcro gloves, and we're well away. The professor is noticing a pattern developing, so he decides to try France, and then end his investigation. He stops a bloke by the Eiffel tower named Pierre, and asks him to explain the French method: "Well monsieur, I put her back legs down my nice green wellies, sling her front legs over me shoulders, and that's all there is to it!" The professor is excited to have found some national variation and tells Pierre that this is different to the methods of the Scots, Welsh and Germans. "How do they do it then?" asks Pierre, and the professor explains. Pierre on hearing the explanation walks of disgusted. "What! No kissing?"

      (3) Date: 07/12/00

      Name: Steve Forster

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): A FRENCHMAN named Pierre was walking through the small town he lived in with a friend. He pointed to a row of houses and says, "You see those houses? I built those houses! But do they call me Pierre the Housebuilder..No" They walked along a bit futher, and he points to a number of boats in the harbour. "You see those boats ? I built those boats! But do they call me Pierre the Boat Builder? NO!" Then he turns to his friend and says "BUT MAKE LOVE TO JUST ONE GOAT AND YOU ARE LABELED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

      (2) Date: 29/11/00

      Name: Steve Forster

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): Colonelcomedy is back with a great joke about the French, and this one is a real cracker. There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.' I told you it was a cracker!, what do you think of that one?

      (1) Date: 28/11/00

      Name: Steve Forster

      Sex: not given

      Age: not given

      Joke(s): I hope this is doctor Sinister himself and not just one of his cronies. To prove my loyalty to the cause I have a selection of jokes about the french for you to enjoy. Q. What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better. Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? A. So the Germans could march in the shade. Q. Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? A. Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished colouring in the second one ! Q. What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A. bisexual.

    17. Re:Spammers declare war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be insulting and racist but it also happens to be quite true.

      If is was not true it'd not be a cliche and it'd not be widely repeated.

    18. Re:Spammers declare war. by freestyle-fiend · · Score: 1

      > It may be insulting and racist but it also happens
      > to be quite true.

      Rascist comments are, by definition, untrue.

    19. Re:Spammers declare war. by LucVdB · · Score: 1

      Ah, 'racist' is indeed not the term for it, I'll give you that much.
      Though it's so close as to make no difference.

    20. Re:Spammers declare war. by jjo · · Score: 1

      Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

      A: That is a stupid question, reflecting the profound and abysmal ignorance of every American regarding Europe in general, and France in particular. And besides, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

  3. The French are so transparent by sydlexic · · Score: 1

    It's obvious they're anti-spam because it's an American invention. In fact, I think George Bush invented it (shortly after Gore invented the internet).

  4. No way to enforce thhis by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am completely in agreement with the idea of outlawing spam and have long wished for such a law in the US. Unfortunately, the more I think about it, the more I realize, there's just no way to enforce such a law.

    First, in order to enforce such a law you would have to create some sort of governmental agency where you would send your spam complaints and they would go after the spammers. This, of course, results in the creation of another bloated government bureaucracy fincanced by your tax dollars. This raises a number of issues -- not the least of which is "how much benefit will you really get in return for the millions of dolars that will be spent".

    The second problem, and the most frustrating, is one that I have run into in my own attempts at fighting spam. When I trace the IP addresses of the spam which arrives in my inbox daily, I find that more and more are originating from foreign countries, including Korea, China, Spain and Brazil.

    So, no matter how tough your anti-spam law may be, it's worthless when spammers cant take advantage of open relays in foreign countries.

    1. Re:No way to enforce thhis by samhalliday · · Score: 1

      > Unfortunately, the more I think about it, the > more I realize, there's just no way to enforce > such a law. there is no way to enforce it in a grand scale; but at least ISP's will be able to do a little more than just cut connections when they find abusers of their networks. At least this way, if you ever check the senders IP to be from France, you can contact the ISP in charge and log a complaint which may be followed up legally (at least partial evidence in a legal case)... only problem is, we need to speak french; you all know how they can be ;-D (and rightly so!)

    2. Re:No way to enforce thhis by jalet · · Score: 4, Informative

      > First, in order to enforce such a law you would
      > have to create some sort of governmental agency
      > where you would send your spam complaints

      Fortunately for us, in France, we already have such an agency since 1978. It's called the CNIL (http://www.cnil.fr) for "Commission Nationale de l'Informatique et des Libertés" (National Commission for Computing an Liberties), and principally deals with privacy issues and personnal information storage and retrieval.

      Last year they opened a spam mailbox, for people to forward them spam messages, expecting about ten messages a day or so, but in a few days the mailbox quota exploded with more than 65000 messages...

      Now they ARE aware !

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    3. Re:No way to enforce thhis by matts.nu · · Score: 1

      You don't need a new government agency. If it's illegal to spam then law enforcement should take care of it, just like any other crime.

      Tracing the spam is indeed diffcult, but the police wouldn't have to use that approach. They could instead "follow the money." Since every spam has a payment button, you just have to send them some money and arrest the person who receives the money.

      Think of how law enforcement would act if somebody was selling kiddie porn or assasinations or drugs. They could use the same method when dealing with spammers, if the laws were properly written.

      Complain to your congressman, not your ISP!

    4. Re:No way to enforce thhis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, there's no way France can make it illegal in other countries to send spam to France.

      And, with France's pussy-ish attitude about this whole Iraq thing after all America has done for them, I think it is every person's duty to spam the hell out of France.

  5. Yes, there is by sydlexic · · Score: 1

    Surely there must be a way to reduce spam without getting governments involved.

    It's called vigilanteism. Let's all gang up on the bastards and give them a little taste of community justice. 'Cause if it isn't against the law, what other incentive do they have to stop.

  6. French Government by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 1

    I guess the French government is not owned by the corporations? Man, that is refreshing. Where did they come up with that one. Shit, I'll drop my rifle and run any day for that.

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    1. Re:French Government by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Viva La France!

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    2. Re:French Government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not viva. It's not Spanish. You need to do the French conjugation, from vivre.

      You want the French equivalent:

      Vive la France!

  7. So the French are good for something after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, and French Fries too.

    1. Re:So the French are good for something after all by MarvinMouse · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually french fries weren't made by the french in france, but rather Belgium (source).

      even then though, the evidence is sketchy. In reality the reason they are called French fries is because the way of cutting the potatoes is called "to french". Cutting a potatoe in long, slender slices is to french the potatoe. (Not to be confused with a different more modern "to french").

      Just some interesting facts.

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    2. Re:So the French are good for something after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. How about:
      French toast?
      Chicken cordon bleu?
      French kiss?

      They must have some redeeming quailities.

    3. Re:So the French are good for something after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hirsuite?

    4. Re:So the French are good for something after all by ufoo · · Score: 1

      Remember when everyone was giving VP Dan a hard time about misspelling tomato? It turns out that it is a fairly common stupid mistake.

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    5. Re:So the French are good for something after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cutting a potatoe in long, slender slices is to french the potatoe

      I thought that was called julienne?
    6. Re:So the French are good for something after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cutting a potatoe in long, slender slices is to french the potatoe. (Not to be confused with a different more modern "to french").

      Also not to be confused with a different way of spelling "potato", Mr Quayle.

    7. Re:So the French are good for something after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Potatoe is spelt with an e in Canada, Mr. American.

  8. finally... by maniac/dev/null · · Score: 1
    at least they can take a stand on SOMETHING...

    but seriously, why would france want to attack its best oil supplier? they aren't chickens, they're smart business men who just happen to deal with tryannical dictators.

    1. Re:finally... by freestyle-fiend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > but seriously, why would france want to attack its
      > best oil supplier?

      Also, US oil companies stand to gain from this war. If it is acceptable for the US to act in its own commercial interests, then why is it not acceptable for France to protect its business? (I am not saying the right course of action will not coincide with anyone's business interests, just that the parties involved have too much of a conflict of interest to be trusted).

      > they aren't chickens, they're
      > smart business men who just happen to deal with
      > tryannical dictators.

      Much like US governments who have illegally overthrown democratically elected governments in the name of democracy, supported Saddam Hussein when it suited them to, funded Al Qaeda, backed Isreal's war of aggression against Palestine, permitted its citizens to fund terrorism against Britain, supported dictators in Saudi Arabia and human rights violations in Turkey and imposed poverty on Cuba through unwarranted sanctions. All done in accordance with US business interests.

  9. this legislation doesn't solve anything by w00dy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This would ban 'direct marketing, notably advertising, via electronic messages' to individuals who had not given consent.

    The problem with legislation like this is that most people opt-in on a specific site, but that list gets sold. You don't know what the buyers are using that information for so consent was given, but not necessarily to the people sending. US laws have a very similar problem.

  10. Oh, in Europe it does by smcv · · Score: 1

    In Europe, we have data protection law (google for Data Protection Act to see Britain's implementation, but it's an EU thing, so the other European countries have very similar laws with the same purpose).

    Companies that deal with "personally identifiable information" have to be registered with a central authority (the Data Protection Registrar, a government office), and have to give a reason why they want to keep the information. If a company passes on the information, or even just uses it for something other than its original purpose, they're already breaking the law, so no new law is necessary.

    (The registration thing might be different outside Britain, but the principle is probably the same in France)

    1. Re:Oh, in Europe it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same exists in France (see http://www.cnil.fr) since a law passed in 1978.

  11. Legislation Realistic? by n-baxley · · Score: 1

    You can always count on the French to take the idealistic option.

    1. Re:Legislation Realistic? by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      It's better then preemptively bombing all countries that have open relays :p

    2. Re:Legislation Realistic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You can always count on the French to take the idealistic option.

      Sure, like heroically insisting on blowing up Pacific islands to test their nuclear weapons...

  12. Banning Spam?!?! by slagdogg · · Score: 0

    This means war! Oh wait ...

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  13. BFD by ufoo · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who cares. They'll never do anything about it, and even if they do they'll mess it up. They voted to pass resolution 1441, but they haven't backed it up. And frankly, I'd say that VX nerve gas would be a tad more disruptive to the average French citizen than a little unsolicited spam. Hell, I may just dig out my old french books and see if I can sell some wine and cheese via the internet.

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    1. Re:BFD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most French cannot tell the difference between VX nerve gas and Pepe Le Pew.

  14. French Army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, don't knock the French army. The French army did a great job of defending the Hutus in Rwanda during genocide of a half million Tutsis. Sure, the Hutus were killing people, but they spoke French, so who cares?

  15. In related news by sheddd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No to be one-upped by the French, President Bush has promised to ban Entropy in the US.

    1. Re:In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And France responded by banning Bart Simpson!

  16. The Irony by KurdtX · · Score: 1

    First, let me state that I hate spam as much as anyone else, and would very much like to see it disappear. But let me play devil's adovcate for a second. One thought has occured to me:

    How is spam different than bulk mail? You still have to look at it, still have to throw it in the trash, and still don't read the messages inside. And what are the complaints against spam? "It wastes server space. It wastes bandwidth." Oh, now those are certainly precious, non-renable resources. Not like the millions of trees that are cut down daily for bulk mail. (Yes, I'm ignoring the cost difference, but the point is still the same)

    Just wondering.... Btw, is there any reason we (or the French) can't outlaw any type of unsolicited (e)mail?

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    1. Re:The Irony by DroppedPacket · · Score: 2, Interesting
      How is spam different than bulk mail?

      Let me count the ways... And you did itemize some of them.

      Bulk mail (i.e. junk mail) is sender paid

      I get more Spam than junk mail

      Junk mail isn't always trying to sell me sex. Er, ignore the Victoria's Secret catalog for a minute. That's literature

      I can always find out who sent me junk mail

      I get junk mail once a day. I get Spam throughout the day.

      Spam clogs the internet and slows down the transfer of useful pr0n

      Faked headers and bounces, etc., can lead to a lot of wasted disk space and admin time, overflow of legitimate mailboxes, etc.

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    2. Re:The Irony by mcmay · · Score: 2, Informative

      First: Bulk snail mail is controlled in other civilized countries like the Netherlands. You can put a sticker on your mail slot to say you don't want to receive it. Just because something is a certain way does not suggest that it or its derivatives should be that way. That's called a "post hoc ergo propter hoc" fallacy.

      Second: The resources consumed in snail mail are compensated for in the form of postage to the carrier. It is comparatively zero cost to the recipient. Spam is paid for by people providing service to themselves, not to the person or bot sending the spam.

      And then there's the situation regarding sites being bombarded with spam. I've received hundreds of messages in a tight timeframe (i.e., minutes). That's different from the onesie-twosie nature of most bulk snail mail. I suspect that if some jackass started walking up to your mailbox and stuffing it with 300 letters, all requiring sorting and inspection to ensure that good email isn't being thrown out unread, you'd probably be begging for this kind of restriction in The Real World(tm) as well.

  17. More Proof by bwt · · Score: 0, Troll


    I'm surprised that France didn't ask for more proof that spam was a problem.

    On the other hand, what happens if you ignore France and keep violating the law? Are you guaranteed they'll perpetually seek a "diplomatic solution"?

    1. Re:More Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to killing the spammer? I hope so.

  18. Way too limited by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    "It wasn't selling anything, it was offering a free tour!"
    useless law.

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  19. Wrong: French Govt bans spam not in French languag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another fine and stupid idea from the French "Ministry of Language"

  20. do not rejoice that much by sxpert · · Score: 1

    yeah, but it has strings attached such as making ISP responsible for policing user web sites (hell, think about censorship coming). more info here (in French, but you can have a good laugh using google translation services ;-) )

  21. Lets spam those French idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's their e-mail address ?

  22. Continuing the War On X by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Let's ban drugs, that'll make them disappear forever.

    Government just never learns from its past, does it ?

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  23. Spam, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're banning Specially Processed American Meats?

    Fine. Next time those cheese eating surrender monkeys are invaded by a Totalitarian regime, and are starving..

    Let them eat cake. *snort*

  24. Re:A great BELGIAN invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interestingly, the article above mentions French Fries being offered in London in the 1800s by Joseph Malines.

    Malines in a town in Belgium, about 10 miles form Brussels. Probably, thats where Joseph came from.

    AC (TLTL - too lazy to log)

  25. Yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then the process repeats, thus causing an infinit loop.