UK Spam Controlled by UK's Advertising Standards Agency
Goth Biker Babe writes "The Advertising Standards Agency in the UK has outlined new rules which govern text advertisements including SMS spam, e-mail spam, and web pop-ups according to the BBC.
All unsolicited advertising must now clearly identify itself as advertising. This is as a direct result of the number of complaints about junk texts, e-mail and web pop-ups. All thought the article doesn't mention it a BBC news report this morning stated that unsolicited advertising must now be opt-in rather than opt-out."
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Wife: I don't want any spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
etc. etc.
My favorite new type of SPAM (at least to me) is the SPAM that uses the Microsoft messenger service on my W2K machine.
Glad I have the firewall on there now...
"Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely."
Well I thought the article did mention it a BBC news report.
Back to you Chet.
Is it fascism yet?
If people just used e-mail services such as www.hushmail.com and set their preferences in hushmail to accept encrypted e-mail only, then they wouldn't receive ANY spam whatsoever!
Actually those are geometries, it's not really correct to call that resolution. Resolution is given in dpi or ppi, dots per inch, or pixels per inch.
I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.