Apple to Launch Music Service?
discstickers writes "The San Jose Mercury News is running an article about an Apple music service that might be ready to launch next month. $.99 a song with the ability to burn to CD doesn't sound too bad."
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... and that is why it will fail.
You forgot step 3:
Bitch that you had to pay 99 cents for the song.
How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
In order for it to be an Apple product, it has to be an Insanely Great idea that is overpriced enough to make you think twice before buying it.
This qualifies.
I have a service called "Armed Robbery" that I access with my copy of "Smith & Wesson .357 magnum". It lets me use every Best Buy and Circuit City as a free CD vendor and costs me 0 cents. It also lets me get all the blank CD's I need for free too. I like that better.
Dude, just go to a bar and grab a matchbook for free.
will the first song they release be called sosumi?
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$4,571.82 for my music stash, not including taxes.
So, letsee... hmmm... [scribbles] wait... hourly rate... [scribbles]...
$9,354.23 searching for my music stash, not including connection costs.
But wait... hmmm.... [scribbles] hmmm... broken marriage... [scribbles] hmmm... gray hairs... [scribbles] inane chats with "chics" from Argentina... [sobs] hmmm... downloading Pink Floyd and hearing some Iranian guy... [sobs]
So yeah, I think I'll pay for it.
[scribbles] ...
What is your point? Apple licensed one-click from Amazon.
mbbac
I will provide the same service. All payments must be made in advance. Add you will need to install a special download manager by the name of Kazaa.
reenigne
...will be Joan Baez tracks. Damn you, Steve Jobs!
You must think in Russian.
Subject line: Two things would get me to use this. (Score:4)
1. No DRM [...]
2. Catalog choices [...]
3. Previews, allowing me [...]
Maybe Apple could sweeten the deal by throwing in a copy of Sesame Street: Learn To Count for the Mac. :)
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-- Ryan Stiles
Apple already previewed their upcoming service in a commercial a long time ago. There's nothing to download. Using the iTunes interface, you schedule live acts (Smashmouth, Lil' Kim, and George Clinton were part of the beta stage testing) to play a private show in your own auditorium. You get to arrange the order of the acts and ask request of each. Or something like that...
"Form should follow function...unless it's just plain ugly."