Inside the Tuna Can
blackcoot writes "Now folks walking through MIT's Infinite Corridor get to play with the virtual fishies (they react based on sensor data). I don't know if this will end up looking much nicer than the fish tank that used to come with MS Plus back in the day, but anything that requires months of computation to calculate just the raw data is cool in my book."
Oh the jokes to go along with this are way too easy!
FP mutha-fuckas!
Short, basic moves should take only a few hours to parse, said Qiang Zhu, a research engineer at the vortical flow lab, and one of the FLEX3D programmers. Long, slow turns, however, may take several days.
"But the net effect should be a more realistic movement of the fish than what you see in a screensaver, for example," he said.
But FLEX3D will yield only numerical data for the flow fields and vortices created by each move. After that, it's up to the iQuarium investigators to bring their virtual fish tank to life.
"That part actually shouldn't be too difficult," said Aaron Sokoloski, a mechanical engineering student in the School of Engineering. Sokoloski said he will be using C++ and Microsoft's Direct3D graphics software to model the fish for iQuarium
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These students are paying top tution dollars and ahve access to some of the most powerful equipment available to what? That's right. Make a giant SCREEN SAVER that "looks pretty".
Proof that students have waaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.
I don't know if this will end up looking much nicer than the fish tank that used to come with MS Plus back in the day, but anything that requires months of computation to calculate just the raw data is cool in my book."
hey, were making something completly useless, but were spending lots of money and time on it. now all tell us how cool we are
Sony announces Flippo the first mechanical dolphin.
Très useful.
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It takes me months of compuutation just to work out my taxes, and there's nowt cool about that.
How cool is that?!
Unlike other simulated fish, the iQuarium's scaly denizens will be driven by the same forces that manipulate birds and fish in nature,
I reckon they should throw in a few great whites if they want people walking down the corridor to have an experience
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I can't wait to see the possibilites for pranks with this system. For halloween there will be monsters on the other side of the wall peaking in whenever someone approaches. Or what about some max headrooms? :-)
Harald
Talk about inflation! Geez!
Oh really??? So *THAT* is what makes fish cool, eh? I had been going on the shiny, colorful, moving object theory up until now.
I see, so incredible ammounts of number-crunching power are going, not to research of anything important, but to making a large, 3D, screensaver. Well, as long as Microsoft's money is paying for it, what the heck.
Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
.... they could do the maths to work out how to realistically show a toaster flying... ;>
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The article answers your question:
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Would be interesting to know what the result of cleaning using magnetic aquarium cleaners is :)
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AFAIK, the Infinite Corridor is open 24/7... are they going to have to beef up security to ensure none of the plasma screens get damaged/stolen, or do the people up there generally behave and not destroy things for fun like at other colleges?
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assisstdead buy the ever so useless patentdead (buy va lairIE et AL) PostBlock(tm) device?
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lookout bullow. run for your options, should you have any left? the phonIE billonly payper liesense stock markup badtoll is almost overt.
nothing but gnu skies,
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about all this other phonIE stock markup payper liesense BugWear(tm) crud, you need refer to trustworthycomputing.com, again, for that.
Geez... whatever happened to truth in advertising?
What's next? A "Mobius Corridor" that dead-ends?
Watching real fish move gracefully through a tank is one of the greatest pleasures in life. You can easily zone out for an hour or so just staring at the tank. El-Fish was almost as captivating. Cheers to anyone who tries to improve on that early effort.
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I can see it now; A professor stands in front of the class and begins his lecture:
"Modern science doesn't have to be all boring numbers, bridges and wires. Today we will learn how to make FUN and EXCITING stuff. Be sure to make it COLORFUL and LARGE otherwise investors will take their money else ware!"
What's next, rides? "I'm sorry Timmy, you have to be This High to ride the particle accelerator."
If you outlaw the law, only criminals will have laws
You must be an EMACS user.
....that programmers are not web designers :-)
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Visitors can also use a wall-mounted control panel to manipulate the fish..
And then the fish (intelligent as they are) calls 911 and gets the visitors charged for rape.
Am I suppose to be funny?
but anything that requires months of computation to calculate just the raw data is cool in my book
;)
your like my girlfriend then.. I still aint figured her out.
moo
Anyone notice how now that ESR has been fired from VA Software Corporation they don't post his essays anywhere?
Slashdot completely snubbed his new article on the SCO v. IBM lawsuit.
Is it self imposed censoship?
Now that ESR is no longer need by VA to give it open source "street cred" have they decided to pull the plug on the "open source spokesman"?
I won't miss ESR, i just think it's funny how fast VA Corporation will let ESR drop back into usenet kook obscurity now that their use for him has ended.
Oh well that's what happens to sellouts i guess...
Don't think I'd want to experience being in a burning rock club.
Am I an insensitive clod? Is it too soon for this?
Everything is paid for. Songs on the radio are paid for, newspaper articles are paid for, nothing gets on /. unless it's paid for.
In a grocery store they're called slotting fees. FritoLay rents the shelf space that displays the Fritos. Every spot in the freezer case is rented space.
Do radio stations play commercial ads for free? Do newspapers print features without being paid for that space?
Nobody is paying for the space that ESR's articles take up, so they don't appear, and he isn't going to fork over the cash himself, he's not as rich as Esther Dyson.
And you thought reporters got space because they're articles were worth reading. You silly boy.
Imagine a Beowulf school of these!
*ducks*
Why does everyone under the sun rip off Apple's scheme of naming stuff iX? I don't like needless litigation but, then again, I think people should show a little creativity and quit being so *blatent* about taking someone else's idea.
parent post = gay. Super gay, in fact.
the truth is that this display won't look real. It will look like a computer. Watching real fish you can perceive the depth and you can move and see another side of the fish. I admit this will look pretty cool, but it will be obvious that it's not real.
void
It just hasn't tasted the same since they made it dolphin safe. :(
I know no facts, this is conjecture: They say the project is funded by Microsoft, which is only a fraction of the story. I'd guess there are a couple of people working on this project, and a hell of a lot of computer time. Figure $100-200k per person (includes pay, tuition, university claimed overhead, etc). Figure $50-100k for the computers or computer time (including costs for administrator?). Microsoft's contribution is nothing, and in reality is probably "market value of zero cost donated software", with a possible condition or expectation that the pretty fish tanks have prettier butterflies pasted onto the corners. That said, the project is real cool, and does have scientific merit in my opinion, as the goal is modeling the actual movement mechanism of fish in a virtual 3-D tank. The added benefit is the projection to 2-D on the corridor walls. And by the way, we're talking a very small section of the corridor, right?
Q: Why are the dolphins off Florida so smart?
A: They got a new teacher
Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts.
This one's recycleable, though.
Yes, I know it's cruel, but what the fuck is up with NASA anyway? A big chunk of something hits Columbia's wing on launch and they don't even bother to look at where it hit and even go so far as to cancel a request to the DOD to have some cameras take some pics!?!? Remember the pics they took of Columbia on it very first mission with a ground-based camera that counted the missing tiles that fell off on that launch?
NASA wouldn't do that when it was actually hit by something big? What the fuck is that?
The need for all those massive calculations has been under debate within the robot builders community for some time.
By using simple analog components from transistor radios and similar hardware, some robotic engineers have built robots that learn on their own 'how' to walk. The movements are never pre-programmed, the robot is just given a simple goal like 'move foreward'. It is then up to the robot to 'learn' what actions best meet that goal.
Seems like this technology applied to Robotuna would be a no-brainer. I wonder if they have considered this approach.
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Yeah, and just across the Charles at the Museum of Science they've had the same sort of system setup as an exhibit for some time now. There are even some fish that you can turn into killer fish .. they wander around the "tank" and eat the other fishies.
Gabriel Ricard
I still think that Alien Fish Exchange represents a much superior virtual space for playing with fish than the MIT one! The graphics are much cuter too!
If intelligent life is too complex to evolve on its own, who designed God?
Yet another addition to "The Lurking Horror."
An engineering professor at UC Berkeley created a project that uses video cameras to track the position of fish in a tank, then a projector projects onto a nearby wall what the view looks like from one of the fish.
Pretty slick combination of engineering and art.
See my favorite fishies here. Thanks to evil landlord who won't let me have any pet larget than a dust mite, this is pretty much as good as it gets.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
I would think that destroying property at MIT would not be mindless, though.
I loved that phrase, "just of the infinate"...belonging only to the infinite...
Btw, do you spell it "infanity?" I'm curious.
Anything that propels itself through water creates vortices - it's unavoidable. With propellers, the vortices create drag. With fish, the vorticies create thrust. So fish are more efficient swimmers than propellers. That's what makes them cool.
Did anyone else notice the bit that states that it will cost 'em $16,000 for enough 5ft X 2.5ft flat panels to cover all of the surfaces in a 1/6 mile corridor? That sounds absurdly cheap for flat panels of that size.
Sega Dreamcast's wonderful canon of amazing products contains a virtual fish-tank called Seaman. Seaman is FAR SUPERIOR to this fish tank of which you speak...or so I assume. To digress, I can't wait for DCX which is SEGA's re-release of the dreamcast...then I'll be able to play all my discs again.
Wow, it looks better than SereneScreen.com's aquarium screen saver. :)
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If you can't see the diference between a commercial application of a technology and a scheme (yum, lambdas) to improve the atmosphere, demonstrate a colorful application of this research, and to attract attention so that the research is moved on to your definition of real applications, then perhaps the person who's using the computer for you should commit you? And on to the real reason for the reply- no, we do not have too much time on our hands. no we are not "bored," we just like to have cool applications of our work to distract us from that education we came here to get. You know, kind of like our suicide holidays? We do need an outlet for all that stress that we build up with those endless psets, break-neck lecture paces, and the experience of failing (at anything) for the first time in our life (ever). Don't try and trash things you don't understand.
Anyway, I've never seen a fish screensaver that displays the dynamic fluid velocity around the fish. Also, the fish will be able to react to the movement of people (or anything) in the hall, thanks to a ceiling mounted webcam and some simple computer vision. Finally, we're not planning on spending quite that much on a display if at all possible. We'd like to get a company to donate one in exchange for publicity. I guess that's all. If you've got any questions, post here and Katie, Audrey, or I will try to answer.
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hell yeah, give the illusion of burnination. ;)
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