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World of Ends Public Draft

Doc Searls sent me the link over to the newest work that he and fellow Cluetrain person David Weinberger haveput together. It's called "World of Ends" although I like the subtitle "What the Internet Is and How to Stop Mistaking It for Something Else" better - but that's just me. In any case, some interesting reading, particular if you like/d The Cluetrain Manifesto. Update: 03/08 14:42 GMT by CN : Yeah, this is a dupe of yesterday's story. Everyone point at Hemos and laugh.

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  1. What the Internet is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the Internet was a collection of networks of geeks. It's something else?

  2. progress... by sczimme · · Score: 2, Funny


    Almost a whole day passed before this dupe was posted. Huzzah!

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  3. Dupe - was posted yesterday! by DJPenguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Proof that DUPES can still get through will subscribers looking into the mysterious future!

    Yesterday's article:

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/07/1532 23 3&mode=nested&tid=95

    1. Re:Dupe - was posted yesterday! by gmuslera · · Score: 0

      In the life are always balance... subscribers gets a glimpse of the future, and non-subscribers get one of the past

    2. Re:Dupe - was posted yesterday! by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 2, Funny
      And they even made a reference to the same song in the byline!
      from the it-starts-with-an-earthquake,-birds-and-snakes dept.
      from the and-i-feel-fine dept.
      Coincidental, eh?
    3. Re:Dupe - was posted yesterday! by hoggy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps if there was a simple "dupe" button on articles in The Mysterious Future, these would get picked up quicker. When a subscriber sees a story in The Mysterious Future at the moment they have no immediate way to offer feedback on it besides emailing the editors. No-one's going to bother doing this.

      That way if an article gets a dozen "dupe" marks against it while it's still in the queue, it can get held until it's checked by an editor and then pulled if necessary.

    4. Re:Dupe - was posted yesterday! by KoolDude · · Score: 0, Troll


      Proof that DUPES can still get through will subscribers looking into the mysterious future!

      You people, I tell you, are saddistic %#@$&rs!!! You simply cannot appreciate the service that /. provides to its valuable readers who missed the previous story. For you, it's just a dupe. For them, it's a MISSED STORY !!! Can you imagine if you were in their situation... can u ????

      OK... I'll stop now ;)

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    5. Re:Dupe - was posted yesterday! by thing12 · · Score: 1

      It's funny though.. if this story weren't submitted by one of the authors of the paper, do you think it would have gotten through? Does submitting your own site lend some level of legitimacy to it that says, "No need to check this one, if the author is submitting it then it must be new!". It makes me wonder if he submitted the story before or after the other one was posted.

    6. Re:Dupe - was posted yesterday! by t0ny · · Score: 1

      Why fix the editor's stupid mistakes? I like seeing proof that they dont even read slashdot.

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  4. The net isn't rocket science by hugesmile · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All we need to do is pay attention to what the Internet really is. It's not hard. The Net isn't rocket science.

    Wasn't the internet invented as part of a military Advanced Research Project Agency, and include a mechanism for redundancy to keep communications going in case of a military attack (often delivered by rockets and missles).

    Sounds a lot like rocket science to me...

    1. Re:The net isn't rocket science by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot has certainly perfected the redundancy part ...

    2. Re:The net isn't rocket science by Shade,+The · · Score: 2

      Well, it's true that it took some smart people to design the infrastructure of the net, but the main protocols behind it; IP, TCP and UDP, aren't difficult to understand. In fact, they're amazingly simple protocols, and hardly something I'd class as rocket science.

      The internet is effectively built on very simple premises. And as the report says, it took some very smart people to design it that way.

    3. Re:The net isn't rocket science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds a lot like rocket science to me...

      Actually rocket science uses a lot of symbols and abbreviations. The internets redundancy is more like anti-rocket science, isn't it?

    4. Re:The net isn't rocket science by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      I've found over the years that even rocket science isn't Rocket Science. So the internet could be Rocket Science, but that doesn't mean it's hard to understand.

      I still wish I got my "Certified Rocket Scientist" certificate when I was working at Hughes. No one had a fresh copy to put my name on :-)

    5. Re:The net isn't rocket science by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well no, actually, that sounds like computer/communications science. It's the guys who conduct the attack who are doing the rocket science.

      They guys *under* the falling missles are generally working of perfecting their "Run away, run away" science.

      We told you geeks to at least join the track team, but would you listen? Noooooooooo!

      Making the internet into rocket science wouldn't be rocke. . . .er, hard though. Just stick a Saturn V up its virtual butt and have the internet in "Space. . .Space. . .Spaaaaace. . ."

      If you can't find a Saturn V on the surplus shelves I guess you can make do by shoving a D size engine up a Timex-Sinclair's butt, although I've discoverd imperically that it's somewhat lacking in stability.

      Hide the dog well.

      Did I mention I havn't had my coffee yet this morning? That may effect the lucidity of the above, but I'm counting on that fact that you haven't had yours either and won't notice.

      I'll go make some now. It's not rocket science.

      Oh, wait. Yes it is.

      KFG

    6. Re:The net isn't rocket science by arvindn · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm sorry, but if you wish to discuss the article you may do so here. This story is reserved for:
      • Making jokes about dupes on slashdot (bonus point if you can include a reference to the Mysterious Future)
      • Pretending you misread "World of Ends" as "World Ends" (bonus point for linking it with Bush/RIAA/Microsoft/{insert favorite evil agency here})
      • Posting the highly moderated comments in the previous story as your own here
      Thank you.
    7. Re:The net isn't rocket science by mebert · · Score: 1

      Hide the dog well.

      You'll never find him now! HAHAHA!

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  5. Duplicate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is a duplicate... I remember seeing this (with a lviely discussion) a few days ago.

    1. Re:Duplicate! by op51n · · Score: 1

      you mean yesterday...

  6. even google news has less dupes than /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAH!

  7. World of Ends Public Draft by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just reading the topic once over, it looked like it had something to do with George Bush and Iraq. ;) Then I realized the grammar didn't make sense. "World Ends; Public Draft"

    1. Re:World of Ends Public Draft by tunah · · Score: 1
      Just reading the topic once over, it looked like it had something to do with George Bush and Iraq. ;) Then I realized the grammar didn't make sense.

      Word to the wise: on slashdot, it's generally more efficient to realise the grammar doesn't make sense, and THEN read it.

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  8. haven't read it... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In any case, some interesting reading, particular if you like/d The Cluetrain Manifesto."

    Sorry, haven't read "The Cluetrain Manifesto" - however I would like to recommend the editors of Slashdot check out a neat website called SLASHDOT - they usually post articles strikingly similar to "World of Ends."

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  9. Aha! by xintegerx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...We can build businesses without having to worry that "Internet, Inc." is going to force us to upgrade, double its price once we have bought in, or get taken over by one of our competitors.

    HA! If that's true, then explain what these "Internet, Inc." stock certificates are, that I bought online!

    I shall have free internet access FOREVER, here and on my MOON property that I also bought online...

  10. Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dupe!

    So much for subscribers PAYING /. to proofread articles...

  11. The Internet is *still* stupid by thefinite · · Score: 1

    And Slashdot still posts dupes. Avoiding any attempt to connect the two, I just want to say that some things never change, or at least not in the last 24 hours...

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  12. Obviously. . . by bplipschitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    one end doesn't know what the other end is doing.

    The end is near.

    1. Re:Obviously. . . by ponxx · · Score: 2, Funny

      > one end doesn't know what the other end is doing.
      > The end is near.

      Can't see how that follows, surely if one end doesn't know what the other is doing, they must be a long long way from each other. Chances are you're somewhere in the middle... so the end is far!

      Ponxx

  13. Repetitive Mistake Syndrome - I like it! by louzerr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really like the "Repetitive Mistake Syndrome" - I have seen so many cases of that!!!

    I wonder if the GNU folks would mind if we just abbriviated that 'RMS'?

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    1. Re:Repetitive Mistake Syndrome - I like it! by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      They'd approve only if it was GNU/RMS

    2. Re:Repetitive Mistake Syndrome - I like it! by louzerr · · Score: 1

      Okay, so we'll rephrase it "Global Network User Repetitive Mistake Syndrome"

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  14. Goddamn it, Slashdot by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My country is going to war in the next couple weeks. Could you refrain from stories including the words 'public draft' for a bit. It's a little unnerving to come across first thing in the morning before I've had a cup of coffee. Thank you.

    1. Re:Goddamn it, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at your blog, it rather looks as if you are in favour of this war. Considering that, why should a public draft bother you in the slightest?

    2. Re:Goddamn it, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It looked like "World Ends In Public Draft". Which, IMO, is a rather likely scenario at this point.

    3. Re:Goddamn it, Slashdot by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      it rather looks as if you are in favour of this war

      I don't see where I've expressed that opinion. What I have suggested is that Iraq isn't cooperating with inspectors fully. They have begun cooperating more since I wrote those logs--but Iraq still has not been forthcoming. That doesn't automatically mean that I support war to take care of the problem, though.

      On the other hand, I'm not a peace-nik either. If, god forbid, there were a draft and I was selected, I would serve. And--not being Captain Perfect--I have to say that getting drafted would still bother me a bit.

    4. Re:Goddamn it, Slashdot by isorox · · Score: 1

      And--not being Captain Perfect--I have to say that getting drafted would still bother me a bit.

      Isnt a draft against the constitution (slavery and all that malarky)?

    5. Re:Goddamn it, Slashdot by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      Nope. You know that selective service thing you have to fill out if you're male and have just turned 18? The draft was ended in 1973 by Nixon, but there's no reason they can't bring it back.

    6. Re:Goddamn it, Slashdot by isorox · · Score: 1

      Well, no. I dont live in the U.S.

      I fail to understand why the 13th ammendment (1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.) doesnt apply?

    7. Re:Goddamn it, Slashdot by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      Well, no. I dont live in the U.S.

      Sorry, I assumed that you did when you called it 'the Constitution' rather than 'your Constitution.' Heh.

      I fail to understand why the 13th ammendment...doesn't apply?

      That's been brought before the Supreme Court before. More or less, it's hard to believe that the creators of the 13th ammendment, just after a civil war featuring large scale use of consription, felt that military service was a form of 'involuntary servitude.' Now, there was a closer case in the 1980's challenging the 'males only' part of selective service that actually got a few justices in disent. Proof of lunacy if you ask me, but most people don't ask me.

      Conscription and taxes are probably the two most burdensome forms of government intervention into the lives of its citizens. There are all sorts of freedoms that they conflict with. However, the fact that the social order would collapse without taxes, and would be put in jeopardy with conscription, gives them a pretty good third rail status from even the most utopian of the activist judiciary.

  15. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet it's fun being slashdotted twice.

  16. Ask Slashdot by ufoman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Do the editors even read /.?

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  17. litte story by EpsCylonB · · Score: 0

    guy called pete, had a son, called him repeat

  18. About time it was realised by Epsillon · · Score: 1
    It can't be owned, even by the companies whose "pipes" it passes through, because it is an agreement, not a thing. The Internet not only is in the public domain, it is a public domain.

    One of the most fundamental and important lessons one can learn about the Internet. I'm glad someone's pointing it out at last. Maybe certain companies will stop trying to "proprietize" (can I claim a new buzzword prize for this?) it and just get on with making it so we can communicate with each other efficiently. After all, that's what this is about, isn't it?

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  19. "If you have to ask, you'll never know" by lateralus · · Score: 1

    Those people who are technologically adept will have realized most of the article's points beforehand. I must admit that I haven't managed to formalize the arguments as well as the article's authors have.

    I would like to have leaflets containing the gist of the text to hand out with every ISP account opened. The leaflet should read in bold: "please read and grok before attempting to connect to your new account".

    As for being a "stupid network of ends", I bet that the neurons in my brain can be called that too...

    ...but not to my face.

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  20. Sounds so much like.... by whazzy · · Score: 1
    /.
    From the article

    There are technical reasons why stupidity is a good design. Stupid is sturdy...Thanks to its stupidity, the Net welcomes new devices and people, so it grows quickly and in all directions

    Hmm...How much has Slashdot grown in the past few years:-)?

  21. Hehe by arvindn · · Score: 2, Insightful
    4. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.

    Sounds screwy, but it's true. If you optimize a network for one type of application, you de-optimize it for others. For example, if you let the network give priority to voice or video data on the grounds that they need to arrive faster, you are telling other applications that they will have to wait. And as soon as you do that, you have turned the Net from something simple for everybody into something complicated for just one purpose. It isn't the Internet anymore.

    Now go back and read the paragraph again replacing "the internet" --> "slashdot", "video data" --> "subscibers", "applications" --> "readers". I hope that made you chuckle ;^)
  22. Do only linkers dream of Electric Sheep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having just seen the cuuuute image of the animated sheep on the latest Serta commercial, I dronishly went to the web site to see if there was a nice uncluttered image to bring onto my desktop for a while.

    While the SWF of the Serta sheep ambled by, my eye was caught on the Linking Agreement.

    Reading through the Linking Agreement, I couldn't help but think how relevant the ludicrous nature of their page was to this discussion. (Well, actually, to the previous discussion because this is one is a DUPE, as you obviously know)

    Wasn't this kind of linking agreement shot down? Even if it wasn't, it seems very "anti" to me. I'll respond in kind by boycotting those sheep and their master, Serta. And I'll sleep just fine too.

  23. Malda Shmalda! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say, I read all the time how ugly this "Kathleen Fent" chick is. But who is she and where can I check for myself?

    1. Re:Malda Shmalda! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Say, I read all the time how ugly this "Kathleen Fent" chick is. But who is she and where can I check for myself?

      Here you go!
  24. Oh FFS Hemos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just don't don't don't understand how the editors are creating duplicates every 10 seconds.

    Why isn't anyone taking them to task over it?

  25. NICE DUPE by dasmegabyte · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Still a great article the second time around.

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  26. The draft for this story by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can be found here.

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  27. Proof: There are NO subscribers! --nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  28. The Sheep are calling for a boycott themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a close look at that SWF. The Sheep are calling for a boycott of Serta! Don't buy a Serta.

    I say we should all rally behind the Sheep. Slashdotters and Sheep, together at last.

    Post the SWF on all of your websites and let's link it to commentary on ridiculous linking agreements.

    Let's not get fleeced!

  29. Linking FAQ from ChillingEffects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is located here.

    A search of their database shows no hits. Has anyone ran afoul of Serta over their linking policy?

  30. In the long run... by return+42 · · Score: 1

    ...people who should know better will stop using Microsoft-style smart quotes that come out as '?' on non-Microsoft browsers.

  31. who GAF? by Type-IIa · · Score: 0

    Why should anyone care what the Cluetrain wannabes have to say, except other members of their self-aggrandising clique?

  32. Misread it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I first read that as saying:

    "What the internet is and how to not mistake it for interesting reading."

    I agreed with the mistaken version. The internet is dead. When I'm searching for something, I usually end up not finding it, and in the end have expended more information in the chore than I've recieved. The frustration you feel is pain from the wounds inflicted upon your intellect. The internet is not only dead, it's rotting corpse is turning toxic.

    Now, if you're a fly or an opossum, that could be a good thing. Read the newsgroups lately? I really do wonder sometimes what sorts of critters have become sentiant and are speaking their minds.

  33. A good read by frdmfghtr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Makes me wish I had seen it yesterday :)

    A couple points about the mistakes being made over and over and over ad nauseum:

    Other mistakes we insist on making over and over. For example, thinking that:

    * ...the Web, like television, is a way to hold eyeballs still while advertisers spray them with messages.


    This one in particular struck me. As has already been proven, users will find ways to block annoying advertising (Guidescope, AdSubtract, Junkbuster, etc.) rendering it useless. Free tip to the ad agencies: an ad that one finds interesting and compels us to explore further is not the same as oner that is obnoxious and gets our attention for the wrong reasons. An ad that is unseen will draw exactly -0- potential customers.

    As for those who believe that users who block ads steal content: there is nothing that requires me to read the ads in my local newspaper. If I don't read those ads, am I stealing content there as well? If I pull out the remote control and change the TV channel at a commercial or get up to get a sandwich when the ads come on, am I stealing content? (Yes, I know what the "content providers" say about that, and I say "screw you" to them.)

    * ...the Net is something that telcos and cable companies should filter, control and otherwise "improve."

    The Internet is a pipe. It is a pipe that transmits data hither and yon. That is it. The only improvements that the telcos and cable providers can do is add better and faster hardware to make the pipe bigger. Using the "Information Superhighway" as the analogy: when you have a freeway through your city and you improve it, you improve the efficiency of the flow of traffic by making it EASIER for traffic to pass through, not HARDER.

    * ... it's a bad thing for users to communicate between different kinds of instant messaging systems on the Net.

    If AOL, Microsoft, et al won't do it, I bet some intrepid programming brains will write "switchboard" type server software that will do it for them, assuming it hasn't been done already. The IM clients and services are free, so how can AOL be afraid of losing customers of their AIM users can talk directly to MSN Messenger users? Must be that whole territory, ego, alpha-male thing.

    * ...the Net suffers from a lack of regulation to protect industries that feel threatened by it.

    The threat facing those industries (music and multimedia content) that feel threatened by it is their own failure to embrace the INternet for what it is: a means for these companies to distribute their product practically instantly and at a extremely reduced cost. If I buy ten or twelve tracks from Liquid Audio and burn my own CD, that cost me about $12 or $14 all told. That CD is worth much more than the $16 CD that the local Camelot Music is trying to push with only two or three good tracks.

    The non-threatened industries take advantage of the Internet pipe and use it for what it is: a fast and easy means of transmitting data. Cisco apparently saw this when they developed the voice-over-IP phones (which, BTW, are very cool--I had the opportunity to use them over a multi-site network linked by satellite, and they sounded just like a land line) and the telecos are threatened because now users can communicate without using their proprietary, charge-by-the-minute phone systems.

    My thoughts for the morning...

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  34. With people like Hemos advocating Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's no wonder why it sucks so badly.

    If you're able to post a story you should able to check for dupes.

    Read your own website you tard.

  35. Cluetrain Manifesto or Gluetrain Manifesto? by Nova+Express · · Score: 1

    You decide which is more appropriate:

    The Gluetrain Manifesto.

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  36. Re:Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually rocket science uses a lot of symbols and abbreviations.

    \/\/0\/\/!!!!!!111 50 i m 4 733t r0k1t 5c13nt15t!!!!!!1

  37. I like the idea, but... by hprotagonist0 · · Score: 1

    I think that this article ignores the fact that bandwidth is not an unlimited resource. While information wants to be free, and all that jazz, we always tend to forget that it does take actual money to transmit all this information. The Internet protocol is just an agreement, and I agree witht the articles' conclusion that it will lose value if we try to add value to it. But that protocol runs over a real network, that definitely gains value as value (e.g., more and fatter pipes) is added to it.

    This especially applies to the airwaves. While new technologies (e.g. wireless mesh, ultrawideband, etc.) promise to deliver massively more bandwidth/MHz than the old analog broadcast methods, that doesn't necessarily mean that we have the right to summarily revoke the incumbant telco/broadcasters' rights to use their alloted spectrum without interference. These companies deserve to at least be compensated for the massive amounts of money they spend secureing their specturm licences, and for the infrastructure improvements they're going to have to make to take advantage of the new technologies.

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    1. Re:I like the idea, but... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think that this article ignores the fact that bandwidth is not an unlimited resource.

      I'm not sure I agree; well technically you're right of course. But the amount of bandwidth on the internet available for each of us is growing exponentially. Beyond a certain point, there ought to be so much bandwidth sloshing around that nobody can easily use it all. Which isn't to say we won't try ;-)

      This especially applies to the airwaves. While new technologies (e.g. wireless mesh, ultrawideband, etc.) promise to deliver massively more bandwidth/MHz than the old analog broadcast methods, that doesn't necessarily mean that we have the right to summarily revoke the incumbant telco/broadcasters' rights to use their alloted spectrum without interference.

      Yes. Well, they've paid for it. You can't take it away without compensation. I don't think you could take it away legally or morally.

      These companies deserve to at least be compensated for the massive amounts of money they spend secureing their specturm licences, and for the infrastructure improvements they're going to have to make to take advantage of the new technologies.

      No. I definitely don't agree with this. I mean look at WiFi, nobody paid for the WiFi bandwidth. The users pay for the equipment; and that pays for the R&D. Everyone wins.

      Unless you are saying that because of techniques like WiFi, other data carriers should be given a huge compensation from the government? If so- you're nuts.

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    2. Re:I like the idea, but... by hprotagonist0 · · Score: 1

      Unless you are saying that because of techniques like WiFi, other data carriers should be given a huge compensation from the government? If so- you're nuts.

      I'm not really talking about WiFi. There are a bunch of new technologies that are similar to WiFi, but which actually increase bandwidth when there are a lot of nodes in the mesh (I'm not explaining this very well). The point is, they're fundamentally incompatable with current spectrum usage. The high number of low-power transmitters will cause a level of noise and interference that would be unacceptable to an FM broadcaster. That means that if we want the FCC to open up the spectrum that is currently under restrictive licencing, all the incumbent broadcasters will have to ditch their current technology and upgrade. That's the sort of R&D that I think the governement should provide money for.

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    3. Re:I like the idea, but... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      Apart from UWB, I'm not sure that any of the technologies that increase bandwidth are incompatible with 'current spectrum usage'- you can always allocate some spectrum for these techniques.

      I don't really believe that UWB can increase bandwidth.

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  38. Dupe? Make it a contest! by hendridm · · Score: 1

    Next mod who posts a dupe buys the beer for the other mods in the office!

    Of course, those folks at Freshmeat would want in too, and that just wouldn't be fair, unless you had a really good (bad?) month.

  39. points at Hemois and laughs - HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HA HA

  40. Re:Dupe? Make it a contest! by rigmort · · Score: 1
    THERE ARE NO LOSERS IN A BEER-BUYING CONTEST.

    This would only work if the dupe-poster is not allowed to partake of said beer. Otherwise, even the loser wins. Eventually, we'll be seeing all dupes, with even worse spelling and grammatical errors due to sauced-up posters.

  41. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Doc Searls a Jew?

  42. this story is a dupe you fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i can't believe how dumb the /. editors are are

  43. Multi-protocol IM (AIM/MSN/ICQ/etc.) clients by smcv · · Score: 1

    If AOL, Microsoft, et al won't do it, I bet some intrepid programming brains will write "switchboard" type server software that will do it for them, assuming it hasn't been done already.

    It's been done. There are two approaches:

    1) Multi-network clients, of which the most popular are probably Trillian (Windows) and Gaim (Unix/Gtk+). These open separate connections to AIM, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, and so on, at the same time - you need accounts on the appropriate services first though. In particular, you need both an AIM and an ICQ account if you want to talk to people on both AIM and ICQ, despite the fact that they use the same servers and the same protocol - the only difference these days seems to be that ICQ has numbers, AIM has screennames, and the server won't let either sort of user talk to the other.

    2) Jabber [http://www.jabber.org]. As well as Jabber servers themselves (Yet Another messaging protocol, this one based on XML and running on an open-source server), this has a nifty feature where you provide your Jabber client with your username and password for "foreign" services, the client passes them on to the server, and the server logs on to AIM/etc. as you, converting incoming messages to Jabber messages to send to your client (sort of like the webmail services which offer to fetch your POP3 mail into the webmail account so it's all in one place, but for IM instead of mail). For a while, AOL IP-banned the main public Jabber server from AIM - they obviously weren't happy about the idea.

    1. Re:Multi-protocol IM (AIM/MSN/ICQ/etc.) clients by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Trillian is a great client--I have that on my Windows machine and Everybuddy (everybuddy.com) on a Linux laptop. Someday I'll try the Everybuddy client for Windows.

      I've never used Jabber, but I think I understand your description. However, I'm not sure that was quite what I had in mind. What I am thinking of is something like that, but would convert from any protocol to any other protocol...a IM Babel Fish, if you will. The Jabber workaround requires at least one user to use the Jabber client and server (if I understood you right).

      For a while, AOL IP-banned the main public Jabber server from AIM - they obviously weren't happy about the idea.

      AOL isn't happy about a lot of things. There was a three or four month time span where AOL and Cerulean Studios were playing cat-and-mouse games; AOL would use some underhanded way to drop the Trillian client and Trillian gets patched to fix it. AOL then tries something else, Trillian gets patched, etc. AOL based their actions on preventing "unauthorized access" to their network. I personally think it was because AOL didn't like the fact that they couldn't push ads or their own "daily content" to a Trillian user. I think AOL just gave up on the idea, as I haven't heard any noise about it in some time.

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    Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad
    so he could breed boneless shad. His experiment backfired too, and he
    wound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble. There's
    very little call for those up there.
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