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The Universe May Be Shaped Like a Doughnut

NewbieV writes "The NY Times (reg., etc.) is reporting that data from the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe may suggest that the universe might be shaped like a doughnut or a cylinder: it might be possible, like in the old video game Spacewar, to drift off one 'side' of the Universe and reappear on the other."

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  1. So I guess that makes God.. by flinxmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the Cop of the Universe?

    1. Re:So I guess that makes God.. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

      Am I the only one who never wants to know what God used to make the doughnut hole?

    2. Re:So I guess that makes God.. by Spunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      *sirens*

      Licence and registration please.

      Now just how fast do you think you were going there?

      Look, sir, the law says you just can't go faster than c. I'll let you off with a warning this time, but don't let it happen again.

  2. homer knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    damn stephen hawking!

    (ps. - third?)

  3. oh no by odyrithm · · Score: 2, Funny

    homer was right!

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  4. Mmmmm... by joncraft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmmm... Universe... (knew someone would do this, thought I'd try to get in first)

  5. Coming up... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Krispy Kreme Endowment for Excellence in Cosmology.

    1. Re:Coming up... by davidstrauss · · Score: 4, Funny
      The Krispy Kreme Endowment for Excellence in Cosmology.

      I think you mean: "The Krispy Kreme Endowment for Excellence in Kosmology."

  6. Silly students by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    2 dimensional universes are shaped like donuts. 3 dimensional ones like ours are shaped like hyperspheres.

    I guess they forgot to carry the 1.

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    1. Re:Silly students by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, no, they didn't. n-dimensional universes -- if they are compact -- are shaped like n-tori, not n-spheres. The question is quether they have genus one (and are thus flat) or have genus 2+ (are have negative curvature.)

    2. Re:Silly students by The_K4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, it sounds to me like YOUR the one talking about religion.....NonLocalCoherence ok, go have your out-of-body-experience (or what ever you want to call it), I really don't care. I am not taking the view point of Scientism; I am taking the view point of a skeptical scientist. Just because you think that curled dimensions (which probable do exist) can contain extensions of your mind does not mean that you have ANY evidence that it does, and in the absence of any evidence i tend to not give myself abilities that i probably don't have....thanks.

  7. Okay... by Flarelocke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In this case, the obligatory Simpson's references really *are* obligatory.

  8. Old hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those of us who have played games like Space Wars, Asteroids and Star Castle were already well aware of the toroidal truth.

  9. Obligatory free link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. Mmmmm.... by n3rd · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....cosmic size donut with solar sprinkles.

    /me drools

  11. Observations by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Then in theory, we'd be able to see the same part of space from two vantage points, assuming that they're not farther away from us than the distance that light could have travelled since the universe came into being, assuming that one believes in the big bang theory.

    So, would this mean that if we can't see one point from two directions now, that if we suddenly can, we've reached the halfway point of the life of the universe? Would we lose the redshift in favour of a green shift?

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    1. Re:Observations by fredrikj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Though I could be wrong, I think the opposite of redshift is blueshift, not greenshift.

    2. Re:Observations by The_K4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes we could see "the half way" point, however there red shift would NOT become green shift (there is no such thing) or blue shift (which does exist) because each point of view would still see things in that direction as getting further away. Think of the donught getting larger....just becuase you know where the oppisites side is doesn't mean taht things getting further from the right get closer to the left. In fact it wouldn't even effect the amount of redshift.

    3. Re:Observations by wurp · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, firstly, it has long been thought that the universe was closed. This is just suggesting that the universe might be topologically equivalent to the equivalent of the hypersurface of a hypertoroid, rather than the hypersurface of a hypersphere, as previously assumed.

      Secondly, the opposite of a red-shift is a blue-shift. The complementary nature of red and green is a property of human eyes, not of the light itself. Red light is lower in energy; blue light is higher. Things rushing away from us as space expands would leave light from distant objects moving more slowly relative to us if not for special relativistic effects. With the effects, the energy of the light is reduced. However, you're right... when an object is approaching you, light from it is blue-shifted, and that would be what we should expect when the universe starts collapsing.

    4. Re:Observations by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then in theory, we'd be able to see the same part of space from two vantage points

      SETI: "We found a signal! Yipeee! Wait, Is that a Toyota commercial? Damn! It is just us."

    5. Re:Observations by kfx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Imagine space as a rubber sheet with a grid of dots (atoms/particles/etc) on it; as space expands ( you stretch the sheet in all directions) all of the dots get farther from each other. My understanding is that matter itself isn't really flying outward, but space itself is stretching so that everything seems to be growing farther apart (so no matter where you're looking from, light gets redshifted). Recent studies lead to the conclusion that eventually the rubber sheet of space will be stretched so much that the dots (atoms/particles/etc) will be so far apart that the attractive forces cannot bind them any longer; at that point the universe undergoes the "Big Rip" and everything disintegrates into nothingness....

    6. Re:Observations by DancingSword · · Score: 3, Funny

      Greenshift: when something is standing still at high relativistic velocity.

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  13. Shaped like a donut. by ewhenn · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is kinda vague. What kind of donut, as we all know the jelly filled ones take on a different shape than a fritter.

  14. Actually Stephen Hawking predicted this already... by Omega · · Score: 5, Informative

    Did anyone here actually *read* A Brief History of Time? Hawking described how the gravity of the universe may be so intense that it causes the universe to wrap around into a spherical shape. Of course this was just a theory back when he wrote the book.

  15. I can see it now.. by bigmase521 · · Score: 2, Funny

    At BASF, we don't make the Universe, we make it, more doughnut like.

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  16. dimensions by planckscale · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A popular theory is that our universe is but a bubble (or doughnut) in a sea of other universe bubbles (or doughnuts); contained and wrapped up into about 10 dimensions. But looking at our universe from another dimension, it may have the appearance of an O or just some contorted blob of goo. This is depending on the relative point and dimension of the observer.

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    1. Re:dimensions by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would make the metaverse like a bowl of Spaghetti-Os, wouldn't it?

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  17. What is outside of the donut? by CresentCityRon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Coffee? Void? Dark Matter? Does that question even make sense? I'm not up on this and would be most interested in getting a better understanding of this.

    1. Re:What is outside of the donut? by wurp · · Score: 4, Informative

      The question is assumed to not make sense. The surface of a torus has topological properties similar to that of the universe (according to the article). It's just a statement about what happens when you move a long way in one direction and how points in the universe can be reached from one another, not an assertion that the universe is sitting in some hyperdimensional 'space' outside the universe.

    2. Re:What is outside of the donut? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why do we even assume a simple symmetrical shape? For example, what is to stop universe from being Klein bottle shaped? Or perhaps the universe is a hypersphere, but has dimples like a golf ball. I'm really curious.

      If the universe began as a point object (planck-scale sized) and was extremely uniform to begin with, then this uniformity would be reflected in its shape later in life.

      OTOH, some of the newer ideas about scalar fields and self-replicating universes would give a contorted, infinitely complex shape on a large scale (imbalances would magnify themselves).

      The simplest answer is "because it makes the math easier" (cue mathematician/physicist/engineer jokes...).

    3. Re:What is outside of the donut? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 4, Informative

      A different dimension. Maybe another alternate universe. Our donut may be one of many other donuts. As far as 4th-dimensional creatures like us our concerned, if you could look from 'outside' our universe, everything could look like a big blob within a dark void

      As the donut (or sphere or what-have-you) represents space itself, the concept of something "outside" it doesn't really work. Only relationships between different parts of the universe are defined. Treating the universe as the surface of some object is just a trick to make it easier to visualize (otherwise it would just be a set of functions defining relationships between points).

      Some of the inflationary models put the universe we can interact with within a larger space, but that just gives us disjoint parts of one larger universe. Much like the event horizon of a black hole, the interface between them would represent a boundary across which interaction and information flow is restricted, and different space/time coordinate systems would be used inside and outside them. (The inflationary bubble looks like an infinite space from the inside and an expanding bubble from the outside; all points on the boundary look like they're at the beginning of time from the inside.)

      So, no Voyager-esque bright expanding shell or external vantage point in the simplest scenario, and something a bit different from what you're probably envisioning in the various inflationary models that posit bubbles within larger spaces.

  18. Re:The last thing Homer needs to learn... by Dynedain · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually....in the episode where the Mensa society runs Springfield, Stephen Hawking shows up, and at the end says: "Homer, your idea of a doughnut-shaped universe is intriguing. I must steal it for my next book."

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  19. that's interesting by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Funny

    But then what the hell is the jelly?

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    1. Re:that's interesting by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm more curious about the donut hole. If you could cut across it, you get to go faster than light.

      Of course, the trick would be figuring out how to go "that-a-way."

  20. So does this mean.... by kaoshin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Voyager could also become the first device of our civilization to sail around the entire universe?

  21. Re:The last thing Homer needs to learn... by whovian · · Score: 2, Funny

    This also reveals that the ultimate demise of the Universe is a Big Crunch.

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  22. Re:Actually Stephen Hawking predicted this already by Xeriar · · Score: 4, Informative

    We're talking about a Torus, not a spherical universe. If true, the universe is still 'flat', there's no 'wrapping' as you put it, it just repeats in all directions.

  23. Re:Shape of the Universe by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Informative

    The article says that an experiment is going on that could find this out, but it is only possible to measure up to 28 billion light years which is most likely too small, even if the universe is finite.

  24. Somewhere in the code running the universe... by product+byproduct · · Score: 5, Funny

    /* comment this out to get an infinite universe */
    if (particle->position.x < LEFT_LIMIT)
    particle->position.x += RIGHT_LIMIT - LEFT_LIMIT;
    else if (particle->position.x >= RIGHT_LIMIT)
    particle->position.x -= RIGHT_LIMIT - LEFT_LIMIT;

    1. Re:Somewhere in the code running the universe... by pnatural · · Score: 4, Funny

      God called. You're in violation of the NDA. He'd sue, but He doesn't have any lawyers.

    2. Re:Somewhere in the code running the universe... by AndrewRUK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well of course not. Everyone know that all lawyers belong to the devil.

  25. Not Sound Waves...Gravity Waves by codeonezero · · Score: 3, Informative
    From the article:
    As the COBE satellite first confirmed in 1992, the microwave cloud is laced with ripples and splotches -- lumps in the cosmic gravy -- from which galaxies and other cosmic structures would ultimately form. According to theory, these lumps are born as microscopic fluctuations during the first instant of time and then amplified into sound waves as the universe expands and matter and energy slosh around.
    That should be "amplified into gravity waves" i think... I seem to remember reading this description in Scientific American...and yeah its gravity not sound waves.
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  26. Dr. Tegmark's original paper on the web by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There's also a BBC story on the same topic, or you can go straight to Dr. Tegmark's webpage version of his paper (with cool pics).

    I've admired Dr. Tegmark's home page since he was a grad student, not so much for the design skills (ha!) but as an exemplar of mixing serious and non-serious publications for other colleauges and onlookers to enjoy, explore, and learn from. Tegmark gets the web. As for the science, some of it I can actually understand.

    I would also commend to the curious Slashdot reader a couple items I found facinating from the 'non-serious' section of his website:

    a very cool diagram of "Relationships between various basic mathematical structures" from his Theory of Everything paper

    and another paper addressing the question: Why does the universe have 3 spatial and 1 time dimension?

    --LP

  27. How about the Star Trek: TNG references? by PseudoThink · · Score: 5, Funny

    Space is a toroid with finite size? Augh, I must be trapped in a static warp bubble! CleverNickName, this is all your fault!

  28. Actually it is very good analogy by efuseekay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    -Begin Jargon-

    A torus (dougnut) is topologically equivalent to a square with sides identified (like the Space War).

    -End Jargon-

    Discontinuous or stuff like that is not really important concept. Whether you are "magically" transported or not when you reached the end is just a matter of choosing the right coordinates.

    Also, curved universes do not enter the argument. Curvature is a statement on Geometry of the Universe, while being a Dougnut is a Topological Statement.Both of completely independent of each other. A Toroidal Universe can be flat (like, hey , a square with sides identified!). A curved universe can be a plain sphere.

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  29. Re:Actually Stephen Hawking predicted this already by sheddd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Yep; great book; I loved one of his analogies (referring to a finite universe with no boundaries) that went something like this:

    Imagine you're a 2-D dude wandering the earth (which is really a 3-D globe like you'd find in a classroom). You can walk and walk and never hit a wall but there's a finite amount of 2-D space. Now imagine you're a 3-D dude... This is where my feeble brain says 'help!'.

    The analogy would seem to back up the article; whatever direction you take if you walk long enough you end up where you started.

  30. In related news... by BlackjackGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was discovered that the internet is shaped like a pringle.

  31. In the Flintstone's Universe by zephc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the Flintstone's house is it's own tightly bounded universe with high curvature... notice when they run in a straight line, they nevertheless keep passing the same circular window and pelican ash tray? Perhaps they have floating bubble universes they get trapped in from time to time.

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  32. Re:Actually Stephen Hawking predicted this already by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    On learning of this news Ford Motor Company immediately sent the universe a "cease and desist" letter, claiming violation of their trademark "Taurus."

    While someone was trying to explain to a Ford executive that "Taurus" was a different word, and only applied to to an abstract portion of space, not the universe, and the word "Torus" refered to a donut shaped object, said executive got a blank look in his eye, muttered the words, "Hmmmmmmmmmmm, Donut," and wandered off.

    KFG

  33. Interesting... by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what color our sprinkles are.

  34. A Thought... by solarlux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting... let's assume for a moment that the universe's expansion was frozen.

    Now, if I threw a baseball in a straight line from point x,y,z in the universe, at some point, that baseball would again pass through one of the planes of its starting location? (I'm neglecting all interferences, including gravity)

    3-d space curving ... hmmmmm... I'm having trouble picturing what this 3-d curvature would look like. Anyone have a helpful mental image of this?

  35. Actually it's not that bad by oGMo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The Space War anlaogy for a curved universe doesn't really fit. The behavior in Spae War is discontinuous. You start out on one edge of the screen and after going past the edge of the screen, you are magically transported to the other side.

    Actually it's a fine analogy. The problem is the display screen, not the Space War universe. If you were to map a torus onto a flat display, it would seem that you're magically transported. In reality, the discontinuity is the display, not the universe. (In similar games, I'm not sure about this one in particular, you can be "right on the border" and see your ship halfway on either edge. Perhaps Space War lacks this "sophistication".)

    Anyway, this is like saying "that is not a picture of something 3D, because the picture is 2D". Just because it's 2D doesn't mean it can't represent something 3D.

    Besides, if you want to be really pedantic, the real problem would be the dimensions of the toroid universe in question... it wouldn't really map exactly to a rectangular screen unless you changed a few "universal constants". ;-) (Not that I have a problem with this. ;-))

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  36. Re:The shape of a doughnut? by Nihilanth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the donut analogy is a bit of a gloss. The interior space of the torus dosen't represent the three dimentional space we inhabit, rather, the path you take around the inside of the torus is supposed to represent all three dimentions, simplified as a vector in the torus...so, picture being inside the torus, and travelling all the way around the interiour of it and coming back to where you started...well..there's no way to visualize this situation for all three dimentions, but the torus is as clear as you can make it. Don't think about what happens if you travel to the inner or outer wall, that would be equivilant to "leaving" space in this simplified abstraction.

  37. Re:Actually Stephen Hawking predicted this already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hawking described how the gravity of the universe may be so intense that it causes the universe to wrap around into a spherical shape.

    IIRC, Hawking was talking about the shape of spacetime in that section. And in fact, the results from WMAP indicate that the universe will expand forever, contradicting that particular model of spacetime.

    When these people say that the universe may be shaped like a donut or like a cylinder, they are supposing that spacetime can be expressed as the product of a space part and a time part, and that the space part is shaped like a donut (or whatever).

    In this model the space part would be the 3-torus T^3, the time part would be an open interval I, and spacetime would be IxT^3. Good luck on visualising that!

  38. They are "sound waves" by efuseekay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They are sound waves in the looses sense of the word.In the sense that you have stuff (the photon-baryon fluid) and a wave is travelling through it (like sound waves travelling through air).

    Gravity waves exist of course, but we have no way of detecting them yet since their signature is much much much harder to detect.

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  39. Infinite universe is philosophically unattractive by scotay · · Score: 2, Funny

    In an infinite volume, he pointed out, anything that can happen will happen.

    "Somewhere there are two guys having this same conversation," Dr. Starkman said in a telephone interview, "except that one of them has a purple phone."


    Whoa!

  40. Monty Python by James+Chamberlain · · Score: 2, Funny

    And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

    Someone had to say it. ;-)

    1. Re:Monty Python by funkhauser · · Score: 2, Funny

      This new learning fascinates me. Tell me again how sheeps' bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes.

  41. Black hole from the inside. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Remember the rubber-sheet/morning glory shaped deformation model of gravity? Some time back I recall a description of a black hole as dropping such a BIG marble on the rubber sheet that it keeps going down, stretching the "rubber sheet" forever, at least as fast as the speed of light. Think a "taffy sheet", or a "stem" of the "morning glory" stretching like a stream of honey.

    It's easy to see why enough gravity keeps light ORBITING the gravity from spiraling out and away. But this also explains why light going STRAIGHT AWAY from the center of the hole never gets out - space is being stretched at least as fast as it moves (or maybe even faster), so it never makes it out of the hole.

    Well, this got me thinking: "What does a black hole look like from the INSIDE? What would one see from the viewpoint of the matter that was already there when the event horizon formed?"

    And the answer seemed to be: "An expanding universe, starting from a very small but finite volume and expanding indefinitely, containing a large-but-finite amount of matter, which was initially compressed into an EXTREMELY dense lump - perhaps a quark fluid or denser."

    In other words, something like the current universe. Perhaps with the moment of the formation of the event horizon corresponding to the end of the big-bang model's "inflationary period", but eliminating the need for a faster-than-light inflationary period.

    Cosmic background becomes the layer of matter and energy just below the event horizon, which is just getting here now. Cosmic background structure represents the matter distribution at that level at that time - a fossil of the orbital dynamics of the accretion cloud. (I don't think you get to see an "inside view" of the infalling half of the Hawking radiation.)

    You can go in any direction at up to the speed of light and never reach "the edge", which is (from your viewpoint) receeding at lightspeed.

    Not being a professional physicist, at this point I haven't attempted any mathematical models or resolutions with any of the current cosmological models. So I have no idea if I'm just spinning a yarn or if this can be pounded int shape for testing against the real universe. But it might be interesting to try some time.

    (The concept of gravity indefinitely stretching the coordinate system also leads to another possibility: Can gravity be modeled as masses constantly "sucking up" the coordinate system, which stretches between them meanwhile?)

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    1. Re:Black hole from the inside. by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First, let me just start with the qualfier "I Am Not A Physicst."

      "Think a "taffy sheet", or a "stem" of the "morning glory" stretching like a stream of honey."

      Except it can only get stretched so far until you run into the brick wall that is quantum mechanics. Space-time isn't infinitely smooth, and the finer a view of it you get, the less uniform it is.

      This is why physics gets all weird at the infinitessimal center of a black hole, because "infinitessimal" shouldn't be possible.

      "space is being stretched at least as fast as it moves (or maybe even faster), so it never makes it out of the hole."

      Except that relativity tells us that light is always moving 3E8 m/s faster than that. Even an observer in that space that's getting stretched to the breaking point would measure light as going 3E8 m/s away from him.

      "What does a black hole look like from the INSIDE? What would one see from the viewpoint of the matter that was already there when the event horizon formed?"

      As you pass through the event horizon, the entire sky would shrink until all you saw was a single point of light in the direction directly away from the center. All light that passes through the event horizon gets pulled towards the center, and unless its journey from its source to the center of the black hole is intercepted by your head, you'd never see it. It would get deflected towards the center of the black hole before it had a chance to reach your retinae.

      "An expanding universe, starting from a very small but finite volume and expanding indefinitely, containing a large-but-finite amount of matter, which was initially compressed into an EXTREMELY dense lump"

      You're forgetting about the space being taken up by you. As the space you occupy gets stretched out, so do you. And you can only get stretched out so far before you're torn apart (the old quantum mechanics bit again). That finite mass being smeared out into a seemingly infinite volume is you.

      "In other words, something like the current universe."

      Our universe looks uniform in any direction we look. The view inside a black hole would be a whole lot of nothing in the sky except for that point directly away from the center of the black hole.

      I'm pretty sure we'd know if we were inside one.

    2. Re:Black hole from the inside. by soundofthemoon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Black holes, like quantum mechanics, are not something you can reason about using your newtonian-evolved intuition. So don't feel too bad.

      The manifold within an event horizon has significantly different properties than without. Outside the event horizion, the manifold is "timelike", meaning you are free to move in space but limited in time. Inside, the manifold is "spacelike", meaning you are free to move in time, but your direction in space is limited. At this point, analogies become difficult.

      You can generate multiple event horizons around a black hole. You can get one from mass, and another one from angular momentum. If you pass through both of them, I think you go back into a timelike region. But don't ask me what things are like in there, I gave up on physics and switched majors to comp sci.

  42. Re:The WMAP site says otherwise by Dynedain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    except that there are theories that other 'insides' exist in the 'outside'....complicated as that may seem

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  43. Re:The shape of a doughnut? by Nihilanth · · Score: 2, Informative

    oops..i got it backwards.

    imagine travelling across the SURFACE of the torus.

    whoops!

  44. Mmmm... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmmm, universes...

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  45. The Universe is Flat, not Doughnut shaped. by itistoday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From their site:

    "The Inflationary Theory, an extension of the Big Bang theory, predicts that density is very close to the critical density, producing a flat universe, like a sheet of paper. WMAP has determined, within the limits of instrument error, that the universe is flat"

    Last I heard doughnuts aren't flat.

  46. Curvature vs Topology by GryMor · · Score: 3, Informative

    Even if the hypertori topology of the universe is correct it doesn't imply that the universe has any particular curvature, it's still possible that it has positive, negative or flat intrinsic curvature.

    You have to remember that the curvature of a torus embeded in 'flat' 3 space is purely an artifact of that embeding and not intrinsic in the topology of the torus. More specifically, there exist mappings from the embeded (intrinsicly curved) surface of the three dimensionally embeded torus to topologically identicle spaces that have everywhere flat intrinsic curvature.

    As a thought experiment, consider a cube where the faces are portals to their oposites. Internally, this construct has the topology of a hypertorus but an everywhere flat topology.

    For some nice diagrams and comentary that explain curvature (of the important, intrinisic kind) rather well, take a look at this, just skip over any of the math thats beyond your abilities, it's not really needed to understand the concepts.

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  47. Homer Simpson! by t0ny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Donuts. Is there anything they cant do?

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  48. Re:Let me help! by scubacuda · · Score: 2, Funny
    You could have just written:

    10 print "Oh no, Homer was right!"
    20 print "Mmm... Universe."
    30 goto 10


    or, better yet....

    for (i=0; i < 1; i--)
    cout << "Oh now, Homer was right!\"\n"Hmm... Universe\"\n

  49. I just knew.. by skinnydskitzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From reading the title of this article, that there was going to be a string of Homer Simpson references. Woohoo!

  50. Remember Bloom County? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Actually, it's shaped like a burrito"

  51. Where is the coffee ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, we have found God's doughnut. Where is the coffee mug that he is dunking it into ?

    1. Re:Where is the coffee ? by John+Bayko · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you know anything about topology, you'd know that coffee cups are doughnuts.

  52. video games by DZign · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just knew the old video games had to be right !

    Now all we can do is wait until pacman passes and eats the earth ?

  53. Re:doughnut? by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since when do jelly donuts have holes?

    You're violating the fifth law of thermodonutdynamics here ... ... as well as SpaceCorps directive 97G!

    (97G: No officer will false teeth shall attempt oral sex in a zero gravity environment.)

  54. Re:Actually Stephen Hawking predicted this already by podperson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And er Stephen Hawking was hardly the first to suggest this.

  55. ObSimpsons by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I Will Not Hang Donuts On My Person
    I Will Not Hang Donuts On My Person
    I Will Not Hang Donuts On My Person
    I Will Not Hang

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