Centrino Laptops Reviewed
Jeff Mancuso writes "CNET seems to be the first out with full reviews of the new Centrino Pentium M laptops. The performance looks solid, the features are great, designs are thin and battery life runs up to 4-7 hours on these machines." Yeah, I had hoped that we would make it on the review list, but alas, no such luck. Nice looking machines, though.
YOU AND YOUR 4 MILLION SIMPSONS-REFERENCING FRINENDS ARE NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE.
This will be posted in response to each and every "huh huh, homer wuz write!" post in this thread. Enjoy!
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your centrinos are belong to intel
this sig steers like a cow. and i can prove it
Powerful laptops with a beautiful KDE install are great ways to spread the Linux WORD. On planes trains, and automobiles, let Linux and KDE shine!
i would have had first post, but this centrino laptop is a worthless piece of shit!
I wouldn't be surprised if VA Software itself was funneling money to Al Quaeda and other anti-American terrorist organizations, due to the rampant anti-American sentiment that runs rampant through both comments and the little snide remarks made by Michael, CmdrTaco, etc. in the story submissions.
Before you sign up for the subscription service so that you can continue to get your oh-so-beloved "FIRST POST!!!!!!", just ask yourself exactly where the money is going. Maybe to kill another 3,000 innocent Americans.
Remember what our President said: If you aren't for us, you are against us. They are tracking you. Slashdot and other anti-American, anti-capitalist websites ARE being watched, I can assure you. Watch what you say. Personally I hope the whole lot of you are arrested and subjected to sleep-deprivation interrogation techniques. Serves you right.
10:26 AM: Eating toast for breakfast and already drinking. The sooner this all ends, the happier I'll be.
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your mother board melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
I'm going to be attending my first RSA conference and my boss wants me to take notes so I can present to the group when I return. Other than the obvious pen-and-paper approach, what would you recommend for those 8 AM to 5 PM conference days? Between a laptop with extra batteries, a Palm, or a PocketPC, which would you recommend? For the handhelds, should I bring a folding keyboard? Should I opt for a rechargable model or bring my own rechargable AAAs which makes it easier to switch out spares?
"Anyone that says life is great is LYING. I need a chemical lobotomy like Ozzy. I'm too fucking aware of my own consciousness for my own fucking good. I just want to forget that I'm mortal and boring. I'm so fucking sick that all I can do is sit around in bed watching TV while trying to aim my phlegm into the garbage can. If anyone reading this site is in marketing, do the world a favour and kill yourself right now. I'm serious. You're worthless. You're scum. Your job is to make us feel like we're lepers and the only thing that will make us feel better is buying your product. I hate the TV. I hate you."
"Do you want to know the real reason I have shunned society? The real reason why I have foregone cleansing my body and wrote off continuing to educate and build a life for myself oh so many years ago? Fine, I'll tell you, but be weary friend, for you may not like what you are about to hear. In my last year of high school I was a major drug addict. I'm talking about an addiction on a Kurt Cobain/Elvis Presley level. Things got so bad that I lost my part time job at the local fruit market and was reduced to sucking cock in the men's locker room after basketball practise just to get some money for a fix. I'd smoke the rock the second I got it into my grubby little hands. I usually went to all my classes stoned out of my mind, thinking about all the horrible cocks I'd have to suck to get some more. Somehow I managed to pass all my classes, graduated and even planned on going to university majoring in proctology.
On the last day of school my part time lover and drug dealer Lil Ralph invited me over to his crib that night for a non-stop session of bareback anal and freebasing. I mean, I wasn't even gay, but when you crave the rock, you also end up craving the cock. It seems as though Lil Ralph invited over quite a few of his other "clients" too, and we all ended up buck naked in the living room watching M.A.S.H. reruns and fucking each others brains out. It was one big orgy of methamphetamines, marijuana and cum swapping. The scum of my school was there. I ended up having sex with this girl named Lei Mi who I thought had down syndrome, but it turned out that she was just an Asian Mormon. I was smoking crack out of her fucking cunt and slapping around her pock-marked and blotchy breasts when I felt a sharp pain in my ass.
Someone thought that it would be funny to stick a lighter up my ass and try to light their cigarette by slapping my balls against the flint. Whoever it was pushed the lighter in so hard and so fast that it broke in half, and the lighter fluid drained out into my colon. I was so distraught by the pain and wasn't thinking clearly because of all the crack in my system that I reached into my ass and pulled out the cracked lighter as fast as I could. A spark went off and a flash of white light filled my eyes, igniting the inside of my ass. The awesome power of the firebomb of blood, shit and flames exploded in such a manner that everyone in the room was covered in blood and feces. My anal wall had collapsed and due to my intestines falling into my colon, I was never to walk again. I passed out and the next thing I remember I was in the recovery room at the local hospital. After the surgery I learned that I was going to be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of my life and now I have to shit into plastic K-Mart bags from a hole in my abdomen. I found out a month later that Lei Mi was pregnant with my child, too. That was five years ago and I haven't left my house since."
or are you reviewing Kathleen Fent's taco?
pink taco?
bah
Yeah, no shit.
/. is currently the best source of misinformation on the net.
If they want to be considered a real news site, they (the editors) need to do the following:
- Create an Op. Ed section, put all your snide comments and anti-corporate flamebait in their.
- Check your sources and facts.
- Buy a spellchecker
- Learn to write objectively and coherently. Think about the layout of your articles. Proofread.
- Ditch the moderation system. It turns discussions into a popularity contest, and only one side of any given debate gets modded up.
- Become competent to write about technology. This means at least getting your GEDs or a couple evening classes at DeVry.
Yes Boycott all things french.
That means no more frogs legs or child molesting, michael. At least not until the war is over.
From the RFC:
Network Working Group
Request for Comments: 1149
D. Waitzman
BBN STC
1 April 1990
Page 1
A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers
Status of this Memo
This memo describes an experimental method for the encapsulation of IP datagrams in avian carriers. This specification is primarily useful in Metropolitan Area Networks. This is an experimental, not recommended standard. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.
Overview and Rational
Avian carriers can provide high delay, low throughput, and low altitude service. The connection topology is limited to a single point-to-point path for each carrier, used with standard carriers, but many carriers can be used without significant interference with each other, outside of early spring. This is because of the 3D ether space available to the carriers, in contrast to the 1D ether used by IEEE802.3. The carriers have an intrinsic collision avoidance system, which increases availability. Unlike some network technologies, such as packet radio, communication is not limited to line-of-sight distance. Connection oriented service is available in some cities, usually based upon a central hub topology.
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