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  1. Re:Wonder ... on Contractors to Bear Burden if SCO Chases AU Govt · · Score: 3, Funny

    If legal action is taken against a Commonwealth department or agency...

    then the motherland brings in the SAS and we sort em out, Iraq-style.

  2. i did it on Executing a Mass Departmental Exodus in the Workplace? · · Score: 2, Funny

    now i read slashdot all day.

  3. Re:So so on A Blog With Unlimited Bandwidth (Beta 1.2) · · Score: 5, Funny


    The point here is that this is designed for situations where tens of thousands of people all want the same content at the same time


    as the man said: porn porn porn porn porn....

  4. *I'M* the UNIX System V IP owner on Novell Claims Ownership of UNIX System V · · Score: 1


    and so's my wife!

    By the way, there arn't any samaritans here are there?

  5. a hoax on Microsoft's iLoo Project A Hoax · · Score: 5, Funny

    and if you were unfortunate enough to have fallen for it, your picture and whatever it was you did in there will soon be posted on the internet for the world to see. Trusted computing my arse

  6. Re:Lindows on Talk With Michael Robertson · · Score: 3, Funny


    I'm still getting months of uptime


    bloody hell. months? The microsoft techs are really impressed with 3 months uptime on windows 2003 server, and you're getting months on winXP? are you sure you're not just using the WinXP theme on kde3?

  7. nice on 2.5.65 On 32-way NUMA-Q with Preempt Enabled · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ive been waiting for the lastest version of that plasma gun for ages. about bloody time

  8. now imagine on Diamonds As Room-Temperature Superconductors · · Score: 1

    ... a beowulf cluster of THOSE!!!!!!!

  9. Re:Gender-Aware robot? on Robodex 2003 Shows Robots Ready for Work & Play · · Score: 1, Funny

    that's disgusting! he just extended his class!

  10. here i am... on Robodex 2003 Shows Robots Ready for Work & Play · · Score: 5, Funny

    here i am. brain the size of a planet and they ask me to go and fetch their beer. i wont enjoy it you know. oh im so depressed...

  11. Re:Hey - you guys broke my httpd.conf file! on Using OpenBSD's chrooted Apache · · Score: 2, Insightful


    the relativtly scarce number of IP addresses left


    roll on ipv6

  12. Re:The terrorists have won! on Do Privacy Fears Allow Terrorism? · · Score: 1


    If the goal of the terrorists was to strike out against our liberties, to strike out against our freedoms, and our democratic way of life, they have won.


    this is not the goal of terrorism. the goal is mostly vengeance for the destruction of their's by us

  13. patchdot on Patchdot.org: Linux Kernel Patches · · Score: 0

    when i saw the title, before even reading the rest of the box never mind the article (takes RTFA a bit far i know), i assumed it would be patches for slashdot, now that would have been an april fools

  14. Re:Oh no! on Don't Worry, We're Not From The Government · · Score: 1, Funny

    What will happen to me, now that John Ashcroft knows I bought a bottle of Evian water last weekend? he will send all your personal details to Volvic. A rapid response sales squad is on its way now. When they are finished with you, you wont even be able to look at another Evian bottle again. my thoughts are with you.

  15. fafpoaafp on Free Software Hits Back at Crackers · · Score: -1, Troll

    first april fools post of a april fools post

  16. gzip gates on GZipping Life Forms: Deflate Reveals Bare-Bones · · Score: 2, Funny

    then we will find out if he truly is the borg!

  17. water proof on Groovy Wristomo Cell Phone Announced · · Score: 0

    is it doubly water proof then?

  18. Re:Choice of pager on Linux Enhances Shakespeare · · Score: 0

    don't you know all the cool geeks are using less these days

    but less is more, more or less

  19. in soviet russia on Microsoft: We Make Hackers Obsolete · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    HACKERS make MICROSOFT extinct

  20. Re:Implausible on Lucky Wander Boy · · Score: 0


    I'd be screaming at the screen


    isnt that what slashdot's all about?

  21. he's just resting on Analysis of SCO vs. IBM · · Score: 2, Funny

    they do that your Norweigan Blue. Beautiful plumage!

  22. Re:SCO/IBM....what's this all about? on Analysis of SCO vs. IBM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Can someone explain to me what this is all about please, preferably in a paragraph and in plain english

    no

  23. Re:In other news... on Analysis of SCO vs. IBM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no they didnt

  24. in my inbox this morning on Flowing Water Discovered on Mars · · Score: 1


    Anyone want to join my weird telepathic sex cult?


    and despite what follows, it wasnt me

  25. well duh on Flowing Water Discovered on Mars · · Score: -1, Troll

    what do you think all the dried up river beds are from?