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Forty Percent of All Email is Spam
PCOL writes "There's an interesting article on spam in today's Washington Post which includes an inside look at AOL's spam control center in Northern Virginia. The story reports that roughly 40 percent of all e-mail traffic in the US is now spam, up from 8 percent in late 2001 and nearly doubling in the past six months; that AOL's spam filters now block 1 billion messages a day; and that spam will cost U.S. organizations more than $10 billion this year from lost productivity and the equipment, software and manpower needed to combat the problem."
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And 90% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Ironic. Forty percent of spam is pork.
So who gets the 60% of the regular email I'm supposed to get?
I seem to get a lot more spam than "legitimate" email. I guess I must have fewer friends. :(
Are there any estimates to the total revenue generated by spam for spammers? If it were less than $10 billion, we should be able to simply bribe them to stop spamming.
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I have no friends, 100% of my emails are Spam!
According to some study I read somewhere.
I suggest you read Slashdot
Even if its only 70% accurate, thats still 700,000,000 emails. At a cost of $10bn per year, its about time that its was illegal country wide, made a felony and a section of the FBI setup and funded by a $1 per quarter employee tax on companies. They should then track down, arrest, beat and torture these non-people, put them on a stinking shithole island, Australia well do and then let them rot in hell. Forcing them to listen to the Canadian screamer, Celine or even worst, Witney...
after renaming "french fries" Congress has just decided to rename "spam" as "french email" !
Oh yeah? Well I send over a million emails a day, and I'm lucky if 10 of them are legitimate!
Forty percent? That's nothing. Sturgeon's Law states that ninety percent of everything is crap.
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95% of all email is spam. The rest is my project manager sending out emails about TPS reports.
You can't handle the truth.
For every action there is a counter reaction, right? Fight back! You can do it passively by setting up filters (Mozilla does an excellent job in that department) or spam back the spammers. The trick is to find spam that originates from a legid address. Send an email to that address and see if it goes through. Then set up a script on every single computer on your home network (which in my case is several FreeBSD boxes) and mail random crap to spammers (a cron entry works beautifully). Believe it or not I actually got a reply from a person saying that they got the point and removed me from the list. The other guys were persistent. In order to get rid of them (they did have actual usernames in the email address) I had to go to every goddamn gay porn site and subscribe them to free porn and a newsletter. I know, some of you will say that I have a lot of free time on my hands and may be I do. But every person who gets spam does something about it, including calling a senator and pushing for laws, I think we can fight it.
I figure I get about 425,000 a day myself at this point (er, give or take). It's at the point where it's getting painful to go through my SpamAssassin "caughtspam" folder. But there are still enough false positives (really, one is enough) that I can't send the whole thing to /dev/null.
Meanwhile, I'm accruing a great collection of classic spam subject lines. Some examples (all real):
- "I don't need your social security number yet"
- "this mom loves to stick hot dogs up her cooch"
- "Pill to Increase Your Ejaculation by 581%"
- "i am not perfect but i suck c0ck"
- "I got revenge by fucking! Here's proof
:)"
- "Mission: To fuck as many mothers as I can!"
- "Fucking Machines! 13IN,
.5HP, 350RPM"
- "Your slut wife boss need some action!"
- "#1 COLON CLEANSER! SEE PROOF"
- "Maybe your pets dream of intercourse with you"
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Later,
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$10 billion, that's a lot of money, and therefore an argument that George W. Bush might listen to. So, how about lobbying the US government into declaring spam "terrorist activity"? Just imagine the concept of special troops hunting down spammers, then locking them up without without a trial and throwing away the keys. Unless you bombed them off the face of the earth directly... In either case, we could even laugh our asses off while watching it live on TV!
The problem with filters at the ISP/Mail Server is that one persons spam is anothers desired mail. How do correct for this?
Those few people can type "enlarge my penis" into Google and click on a link that comes up.
Just who are the people who are responding to spam?
-Men with small penises who are insecure about them
-Someone who wants a diploma but is too dumb to go to college
-Someone gullible enough to think that they can buy pure human growth hormone for 29.95 a bottle.
-A person who really doesn't know how to find a teenage beastiality plump asian tranny webcam on their own with a search engine
-Someone who wants to "make money fast" and has never been burned by a scam before. (Or is too dumb to see that this is one)
Should I go on?
Think about how many complete fucking morons you run into every single day, now understand that about 75% of them have email addresses and receive spam. Out of 10 million spams, all it takes is a few gullible fools to give a return on investment.
People sometimes ask my why I rag on stupid people so much. It's because their ignorance causes me inconvenience in many forms...spam is one of those forms. (others include needing ID to buy liquor, pot being illegal, and car insurance in denver being so fucking high)
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I just created a web site whose terms of service are that if you send an email to the email address listed then you will be charged for spell checking the email at £10 a character. Anybody want to advise on what my chances of collecting are ?
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Has anyone else notice that most spammers use windows and leave their port 139 wide open? I have great fun deleting their files and sending them a good old smbnuke.