World's Oldest Human Footprints Posted by michael on Thursday March 13, 2003 @06:29AM from the size-13D dept. Gorbie writes "An article on Yahoo tells about the discovery of 350,000 year old human footprints found in Italy."
This is obviously wrong, the earth is only a little more than 5000 years old.
I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
The Onion reports the oldest evidence ever found for athlete's foot.
They found a strange building they've called "the worlds oldest Chinese Mann's Theatre", and also in the ground they found the cryptic words:
"Charles Heston"
and two handprints.
Scientists are trying to decode this strange oddity.
~ kjrose
see here.
...the equivalent of the first post!
Who can argue with that?