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Chemical Haiku: Elements' Qualities in a Few Syllables

Posted by timothy on from the atomically-pithy dept.

Frr pointed out this interesting approach to the periodic table: Haiku. This might even help you remember the elements.

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  1. re: what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    why?

  2. 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1st post

  3. Re:Slashdot is gay by eric434 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OK, whoever moderated the parent troll as +1 Insightful is on CRACK. -1, Offtopic, would be much more appropriate.

    Now, with that out of the way, I as an element geek find this quite cool... I had no idea Technetium could be found in stars... so that what it's used for.

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  4. that's gonna help? by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Offtopic
    So instead of having to remember 100 elements, now you can make life easier and remember 100 elements + 100 elements * 17 syllables?

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  5. goatse haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    large gaping rectum
    a mystery in itself
    is that your colon?

  6. Re:Haiku? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I can fill you in... in the ass that is!

    Grab your ankles big boy, your ass is mine!

  7. Re:Haiku? by MasterSLATE · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Here's a limerick for you

    Once was a man named Eugene
    Who made a jack-off machine
    The twentythird stroke,
    The fuckin thing broke,
    And beat his balls to a cream.

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  8. Offttopic by Qrlx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    im so drunk i cant even speell

    anyway, my sister came up with this one to remembet the planets (C) miriam pierce

    Mount
    Vesuvius
    Erupted
    Many
    Juveniles
    Smoth ered
    Under
    Nearby
    Pompeii

    i love her, but only as a sister, okay>?