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Chemical Haiku: Elements' Qualities in a Few Syllables
Frr pointed out this interesting approach to the periodic table: Haiku. This might even help you remember the elements.
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It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Slashdot is gay
.1) = 1,500 slahdot readers that had there nuts cut off . This is consistent with the number of moderators.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already fruity Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that Slashdot vagina share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all readers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot is for raging homosexuals, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is collapsing in a complete disarray of sausage-fest, as fittingly exemplified by achieving first place in the comprehensive cock-sucking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Slashdot's sexual preference. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a gay future. In fact there won't be any pussy at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is gay. Things are looking very queer for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose respect. Man juice flows like a river of blood.
CmdrTaco is the most homosexual of them all, having lost his ass-cherry to 93 truckers in the last two months. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time heterosexuals TrollAxor and Klerck only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is gay.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot leader Hemos states that there are 7 women on Slashdot. How many gay Slashdot readers are there? Let's see. The number of users claiming to be female versus the number there actually are is roughly in ratio of 5000 to 1. Therefore there are about 5000 - 7 = 4993 shemales. "Pitcher" posts on Slashdot are about twice the volume of shemale posts. Therefore there are about 10000 dominant homosexuals. A recent article put eunuchs at about 10 percent of the Slashdot readership. Therefore there are (15000 *
Due to the troubles at the Geek Compund, lewd conduct and child molestion etc, they went out of business and were taken over by Timothy and Michael who are also butt-boys. Now Cliff is also gay, his body having been anally violated by Jaime..
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily increased in man-pussy sex. Slashdot is very homo and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slsahdot is to have sex with a woman at all it will involve a transexual mistress wearing a strap-on. Slashdot continues to guzzle jism by the gallon. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is gay.
Fact: Slashdot is gay
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
Is it just me, or do I _not_ want to memorize 118 gay haikus? Geez.
who would ever want
To fuck a man up the ass?
CmdrTaco!
Is Rob Malda gay?
Kathleen Fent told me last night,
"Hemos surely is!"
Much like we have one anonymous coward and we have many anonymous coward? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnaaaalllllll!!! Deeply so...
This topic is fucking stupid
More stupid than microsoft
Shut up