Male Sweat Makes Women Happy

guacamolefoo writes "CNN reports a study by the University of Pennsylvania that involved applying to the upper lips of women a solution containing underarm sweat from men who had not used deodorant in four weeks. It apparently elevated their moods and increased their fertility. Use this knowledge at your own risk."

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[dankjones]

Other male fluids do this as well.

Are they kidding?

[darkov]

a solution containing underarm sweat from men who had not used deodorant in four weeks.

This solution, if it came from my body, would rednder women unconcious, if it didn't kill them straight up. Even after one day my body odour is so powerful, the American militrary would declare it a weapon of mass destruction. Even thinking of the smell of my unwashed armpit after four week makes me woosy. What are these people thinking?

Re:Are they kidding?

[zulux]

Several years ago, I gave a lift to a pair of Appalacian trail hikers. They had started in Georgia, and I met them in New Hampshire.

"Rancid kitchen towel" isn't quite strong enough to describe the smell. They might as well have been decomposing in the back of my car.

We see a few hikers here on the Pacific Crest Trail that stink like rotting tuna mixed with fermenting brussel sprouts - the're usually the hippy weed-hikers that roll their own feces into their hair.

Nice pepole, from about 100 feet away.

Also, stay away from the crazed skinny camo hikers - they usually smell like the rotting human flesh of their last victem.

Re:Are they kidding?

[iggymanz]

We see a few hikers here on the Pacific Crest Trail that stink like rotting tuna mixed with fermenting brussel sprouts

So that's what the patchouli oil I see in these online hippie shops smells like

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[darkov]

Other male fluids do this as well.

And on any part of their face, too.

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[Anonymous Coward]

oh definitely.

I never knew women could have an orgasm simply by having someone ejaculate on their face.

however, i've noticed that the women i've dated usually make a face like i just asked them do drink ocean water mixed with raw eggs. they obviously were frigid or had emotional problems, which is why i didn't mind them cheating on me or dumping me.

see, porn is highly educational! now, if i can just find a bitch who likes to wear dog collars...

non-bully women

[Anonymous Coward]

common sense implies the sweat samples were provided by men who are computer geeks - just ask yourself "what class of society wouldn't shower for a month?"

additionally - lisa simpson has taught us that the sweat of geeks sets off some nerve in bullies.

conclusion - the women in this study were not bullies. which is good for us men - it means there are women out there who beat the sh*t out of us before we say hi.

Deodorant is a capitalist conspiracy!

[neuromortis]

I thought everyone knew that?

What an eye-opener

[seinman]

Well, now I finally know how my buddy Adam Snider got laid!

Speaking from Experience

[jeramybsmith]

I have been to linux conferences where the collective BO was peeling the paint off the walls. I didn't see a single booth bunny who was happy.

I can already imagine the spam

[jpkunst]

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This explains

[s4ltyd0g]

why the chicks in Paris are so hot... (-;

There is nothing more pleasing to a woman...

[Anonymous Coward]

Than to see a man sweating his ass off to try make her happy.