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WebDAV Buffer Overflow Attack Compromises IIS 5.0
rf0 writes "Well CERT is reporting a new overflow attack for IIS 5.0. Microsoft has released a bulletin. Better download those patches and fix another security hole." According to this CNET story, Microsoft says that this is already being exploited, at the very least since last Wednesday.
Homis: Greetings, my name is Homis Rattke!
Gustavus: Pleased to meet you, I am Gustavus! I am a simple man. I mine yogurt cola from the depths of the earth.
Homis: I am not a simple man. No Rattke ever is!
Gustavus: I am bringing fizzly, fruity goodness from the caverns deep below....
Homis: I lord my glory and superior being over others for a living. You ARE not as good as Homis Rattke! That will be $5 please...
Gustavus: Then you will experience the foul stench of the yeasts I have cultivated in my foot bandages over the past 25 years. (Unwraps the yellowed and crusty bandage on his left foot. A foul stench permeates the air. More foul than anything that any man has ever endured)
Homis: Hah! See, yet another example of your inferiority. MY foot bandages have no yellow crust! That'll be $10 please...
Gustavus: (The smell is so strong that everyone within a mile of Gustavus becomes disoriented and faint. Many pass out, giving Gustavus plenty of escape routes. He flees... on yeasted foot.)
Homis: My yeasted foot smells better than yours, Gustavos!!!! (as Gustavos runs into the distance)... and, hey! You now owe me 20 bucks! Bah! Inferior Yogurt-cola farmer!
Gustavus: (Gustavus burrows into his mine and turns on his prospector's headlight. He reaches for his toes and removes them. As he consoles each one, he liberally applies more yeast base under the blackened and rotten nails. ) "There there my sweet friends. It's all better now." (The toes calm down and their wailing transforms to a contented and slow cooing. he replaces his toes on the bone humps at the end of his feet.)
Hello I am trying to prove the merits of free and open source software to my employer. They are searching for a program to generate a map of the united states with dots representing zipcodes of their customers. Anyone help?
Heheh...
Mod up, guys.
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Instead of wasting money and time plugging every hole in IIS, why just not use Apache or Zope?
Both run on Win32. Both are free. Both are stable. Both are fast. Both are good.
wow - watch as the same joke is modded to +5 funny three times in 4 posts. Shouldn't you fags be writing star trek slashfic or molesting little boys?
o/t but check out this incredibly intelligent and insightful article on CNN.
File-sharing sites allow trading of porn
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The same technology used to download music from file-sharing sites makes it possible to trade pornography, tech experts testified at a Capitol Hill hearing Thursday
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Who says the government doesnt have my best interests in mind?
My tax dollars at work. Now I can get porn on KaZaa, too.
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
Here's my first theory regarding what the hell happened to tubgirl: Someone gave her an enormous orange juice enema. Probably pumped a gallon or two of Florida goodness into her colon. Then tubgirl turned over, pushed like she was giving birth to a watermelon, and hence the geyser of Old Faithful proportions. Any other theories?
...it was Tubgirl. You simply plugged up her geyser.
This HTML thing just doesn't work out for you, does it?