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R.I.P. Original iMac: 1998-2003

Joey Patterson writes "CNET News.com reports that, after five years, Apple has stopped selling the gumdrop-shaped iMac to the general public."

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  1. New Xserve Cluster Node by JHromadka · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple also released today an Xserve Cluster Node that has no graphics card and starts at $1000 than the high-end Xserve.

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    1. Re:New Xserve Cluster Node by TomSawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      You know what's also interesting? Coherent sentences. The X-Serve Cluster Node is a dual process system with a price that's $1000 under its non-cluster targetted counterpart. It also has some other missing features deemed not neccessary for clustering purposes.

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    2. Re:New Xserve Cluster Node by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh! Common mistake. That stands for "Actually There Isn't Graphics"

  2. Mom likes em by Palshife · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahh, the end of an age. The only computer my mother ever used that almost completely replaced my usefulness.

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    1. Re:Mom likes em by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apple didn't go away, just the shape. And, if you're tied to a curvy all-in-one system with a CRT, you can still go with the iMac's big brother.

      On a more serious note, Apple got lots of praise and lots of flak for producing a translucent computer. They knew it was "trendy" and they knew when to move on. Now everyone making a translucent device that wasn't designed to be translucent should move on, too.

      There are all the usual jokes about the vacuum cleaners and the iLamp, but have you heard anyone say, "While the user interface is straightforward and the availability of the BSD architecture is a great plus, I'd never buy one because I think it looks like a lamp." - No. They don't know anything about them, but their friends said Macs suck 15 years ago, so they fall back on the only insults they know.

      Sorry for the rant.

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    2. Re:Mom likes em by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Funny
      I want my computer to look like a computer, damn it.
      ENIAC, or UNIVAC?

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    3. Re:Mom likes em by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Funny
      I wouldn't buy a computer that looks like a lamp. I want my computer to look like a computer, damn it.

      Computers are supposed to look like lamps. I don't know what the heck you people are thinking, buying computers that look like a cross between a television and a typewriter. Bizarre.

      ;-)

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  3. RIP iMac by Exitthree · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps now that people realize Apple has stopped selling fruit colored computers we can see the end of all the pink and purple translucent plastic office products...

    1. Re:RIP iMac by nano2nd · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the multi-colored George Foreman Grills!!

    2. Re:RIP iMac by Ponty · · Score: 5, Funny

      It'll never happen. Those cycles move more slowly than the computer style cycles. Apple had effectively moved away from colorful plastic just when they were getting to full capacity.

      And try telling people that Apple doesn't sell computers by the flavor anymore. :-)

    3. Re:RIP iMac by dnahelix · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are so right!
      Personally I prefer bland, opaque designs. Bright colors can make one feel cheerful and happy, which is so annoying. I would much rather be reminded of the non-descript conformity we all strive for.

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    4. Re:RIP iMac by Ponty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In my computer, I want some style. In my stapler? I probably want something that's going to push bits of metal into paper well for five years or more.

      Just like I want my car to have some pizazz. My garage door opener? Pizazz is probably just going make it work poorly.

    5. Re:RIP iMac by macrom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey now! The multi-colored George Foreman grill matches the iMac used for curing kitchen boredom. Nothing like browsing for pr0n *AND* grilling up some lean burgers! Too bad the Foreman grill only takes a few minutes to cook something...

    6. Re:RIP iMac by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 4, Funny

      And it only takes most of the slashdot crowd a few minutes to tenderize the meat, so it works out perfectly.

  4. It will be missed by few, loved by many by ciroknight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll miss the old iMacs, they really sent a shockwave throught the PC community (prompting many users to get one even if they didnt know what the hell they were getting into in the mac world), and a lot of new ideas and concepts.

    I especially liked the manuals... the shortest manuals ever, something like 20 words right? But anyways, I've gotta hand it to Apple for those things lasting as long as they did, and bringing a new style and appeal to the computer market. Live long and prosper iMac..

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    1. Re:It will be missed by few, loved by many by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Interesting

      All Macs use only one power outlet, unless you attach some third-party gear. On my machine right now, the mouse is plugged into the keyboard via USB, which is plugged into the monitor via USB, which is plugged into the computer via ADC, which is plugged into the wall. That's it. No other plugs.

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    2. Re:It will be missed by few, loved by many by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the setup guide for the iMac was even more ingenious. I have it hung on my wall, to remind me of the subtlty everybody should strive for in computer documentation.

      It's an orange book, that folds out, with 5 pictures, each representing the the plugging in of a different cable. There are no words whatsoever.

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    3. Re:It will be missed by few, loved by many by pherris · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Tastes change over time though, the NeXT cube used to be the sexiest back in the mid-1990's

      NeXT invented "sexy" computers. I still remember the first time I saw that black magnesium cube and thought this is the coolest thing I've ever seen in computers. Then I saw NeXTStep, an OS to match it's case. I miss both.

      Have you ever heard someone talk about an x86 box this way? To many NeXT users even the beloved iMac will not be missed as much.

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  5. No biggie by why-is-it · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As long as they keep selling the eMac, how significant is this announcement? I mean, provided that you can spend the extra coin, the eMac seems like a better choice what with the larger CRT and all.

    Still, it will be hard to make a fishtank out of the flat-panel iMACs...

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    1. Re:No biggie by goon+america · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Have you not heard of nostalgia?!

      The original iMac may have saved Apple. That is why it garners so much deserving affection. Steve Jobs supposedly started the project 10 days after he returned to the company's staff.

    2. Re:No biggie by Zanthany · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No! Not fishtanks! Think different!

      Think antfarms!

    3. Re:No biggie by Mattygfunk1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure I'm not the only one that loves to use vi on the emacs.

  6. iFruit by petronivs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if this means the newspaper comic Fox Trot will retire its iFruit computer.

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  7. And Ellen said... by KillerHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and it was like, beep beep beep... and it was, like, gone...

  8. 5 year lifespan for hardware? by yozzle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    5 years is much longer time than your average x86 PC company would sell a computer for. I'm no Mac fanatic, in fact, I don't even own one, but I guess this goes to show that Apple does make solid products that last for a while.

    1. Re:5 year lifespan for hardware? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...but I guess this goes to show that Apple does make solid products that last for a while."

      A friend of mine has worn the same pair of shoes for over three years now. He's got unusually proportioned feet so he can't just go to the store and pick any old pair of shoes he wants. He has to go to a specialty place.

      Take a minute to let that anecdote set in.

    2. Re:5 year lifespan for hardware? by tim1724 · · Score: 4, Informative

      As others have pointed out, Apple didn't sell the same machine for 5 years. Here's a useful chart showing the different versions of the G3/CRT iMac. (I think there may have been some slight variations for the educational market, in terms of memory and drives)

      Things which remained the same across revisions:

      • Shape and size (height and weight changed slightly, I think this was due to CRT changes)
      • 15" CRT (actually, I think different CRTs were used, but all were 15")
      • USB
      • CPU type (various revisions of the G3 processor family)
      • Lack of floppy drive
      • 10/100 Mbps Ethernet
      • 56 kbps modem
      Things which changed between releases:
      • Price (no, it didn't start out as a sub-$1000 machine!)
      • color (Bondi blue, fruit flavors [strawberry, orange, lime, blueberry, grape], indigo, ruby, graphite, blue dalmation, flower power, snow)
      • speed (started at 233Mhz, finished at 700Mhz)
      • memory (32MB ... 256MB)
      • hard disk (4GB ... 60GB)
      • mouse (they eventually dropped that evil hockey puck but it took them too long to do that...)
      • keyboard (changed when the mouse changed, I think)
      • video card (Various flavors of ATI Rage cards, from Rage IIc to RAGE Ultra 128)
      • IR port .. quietly dropped in Revision C (when the fruit flavors were added)
      • internal expansion .. the never-supported "Mezannine" slot was dropped in Revision c)
      • Firewire .. introduced to some machines in 1999, but wasn't included with all machines until 2001
      • Airport (802.11b) .. slowly added to product line, same as Firewire
      • Fan .. Rev. A and Rev. B had fans, the fanless iMac began with Rev. C
      • optical drive .. CD-ROM, DVD-ROM, CD-RW of varoius speeds (I don't think the Combo drive (DVD-ROM/CD-RW) or SuperDrive (DVD-RW/CD-RW) were ever available)
      A number of very different machines, but all basically looked the same (ignoring color) and were sold under the same name.
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    3. Re:5 year lifespan for hardware? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wear a 10 1/2 EEEE. Please, tell me what shoestore he goes to...I buy new New Balance sneakers every six months, and new Dunham boots every eight.

      Incidentally, I buy a new mac laptop once a year, but that's just because my rich mac friend never remembers to save enough cash to pay his property taxes...

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    4. Re:5 year lifespan for hardware? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      so your saying your 'friend' has an odd shaped penis? ;)

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  9. New Xserve by humina · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm surprised that slashdot posted about the CNET article about the end of the original iMac instead of new clustering Xserve. I mean think about it. Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of...oh nevermind.

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  10. IT? No, ID! by Zanthany · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As far as computing is concerned, the iMac was just a blip on the screen of desktop computing. But realize the impact the iMac had on industrial design for absolutely everything.

    You couldn't swing a deat cat and not hit a differently colored George Foreman grill, a phone, a printer, a kitchen gizmo, some transparently housed electronic gizmo, another technologically-all-in-one-packaged device, or any combination of the two.

    Lest we forget the bold step Apple gave us in dropping the floppy, and changing the way peripheral removeable storage designers view the desktop.

  11. O Mac must be next by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Old Macdonald had a farm.
    e Mac
    i Mac
    e mac
    i Mac

    O Mac

    'Course my fave is BigMac.

    1. Re:O Mac must be next by DLWormwood · · Score: 3, Funny

      Appropriate joke for the Mac platform, since PowerPC processors have an eieio instruction...

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  12. Educational availability by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hey, they are still available through educational channels. I just ordered another one given the success I have had with an iMac running Webvision. This site is a new iMac G3 running OS X and is getting on average 30 thousand hits/day and the machine is absolutely quiet with no fans so one can actually have their server up and running right next to your desk.

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  13. *sniff* (a eulogy) by shayborg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think it's too much hyperbole to claim that the iMac was one of the most revolutionary computers -- ever. The all-in-one factor was important, certainly, though not unique by itself. Neither was USB, the lack of a floppy drive, or a round and colored case. But the combination of these (and others) in one radically different computer probably changed the history of personal computers. When was the last time you saw a large manufacturer sell a beige case? When was the last time you saw a computer that didn't come with USB? Even now, manufacturers are still slowly phasing out the floppy drive, something that Apple basically did with that one bombshell back in 1998. Love it or hate it, the iMac changed the face of computing forever, and will be remembered as such a pioneer in the annals of the history of personal computing.

    ::bows and gets off his soapbox::

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  14. Re:It was cool... by BMonger · · Score: 4, Informative
    http://www.macofalltrades.com


    I've never bought from them myself but they seem well talked of on Mac sites.

  15. Re:It was cool... by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

    the only macs I get are covered in grease.

    Those are called "Big Macs".

  16. *blink* by OrenWolf · · Score: 4, Informative

    Um, they weren't the *same computer* they sold 5 years ago I'm afraid. I count 20 revisions made to that machine in 5 years. That gives each system a shelf life of about three months!

    1. Re:*blink* by eMilkshake · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uhm, that's b/c in 5 years, Motorola only had two revisions of the PowerPC. ;)

  17. Education likes CRTs. by Trillan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The new iMac is better in nearly every way, but one nice thing about the old CRT-based iMac is that it is difficult to damage.

    CRTs are not bullet-proof, but they are much more "bored kid with a pen"-proof than LCDs.

  18. The originals had some nasty display problems by t0qer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Being a PC tech, I never really get to play with macs too much. I have had 3 with shot monitors come across my desk though.

    My buddy bought some Imac with firewire for $150 bucks. AV version I think it was called. Anyways he brought it over, I patched his OS9 to its latest patches. He had it for about 2 weeks until the monitor gave out.

    So of course, he brings it back to me. Having never ripped one of these things open I was excited at the prospect of tinkering around with some new hardware. Before I grabbed a screwdriver I called apple.

    tech: No matter what the problem is, hold the special programmers button on the side, it erases the nvram which will make your monitor work because it has a bad analog board.

    After several attempts at this and failing he gave me something else to try.

    tech: press the apple key + q r a t during bootup, again this will fix your problem.

    Well, again that lead nowhere.

    So with the help of my fine freind google, I found a PDF service manual and some more docs. I converted the imac into a pile of electronic parts, pressed some magic button inside and still, black screen :(

    Eventually I read that the analog boards on these things go out quite frequently, the replacement cost of the board went way above the $150 my friend had originally paid for it. I talked him into getting an external monitor (works now) and things were happy again.

  19. Re:R.I.P. by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 5, Funny

    You do know that just because they aren't selling them anymore does not mean that the one on your desk is going to disappear...right?

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  20. A tear for the computer that saved Apple by ihatewinXP · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1997, I was a die hard PC user just begging for a reason to 'switch' (back then you called it getting rid of Win95). On the software side the Mac OS was already showing its age badly and Rhapsody was a pariah. Enter the iMac. When it was going to be a time consuming clusterfuck to finally get everyone onto the OSX-UNIX-NeXT-Carbon-Blue Box(anyone remember that?)-Cocoa new Mac OS they innovated int he only space left..Well enter 2003 and OSX is just growing up and users are still clinging to classic boxes. But the imac - a hardware revolution that brought Apple just enough limelight and revenue to keep it afloat- 5 years later and a recent slashdot poll pegged apple as going out of business: Never...
    It was an eye opening computer to own and i love my daily use of its decendent, the flat panel.

    At the least they will live on for YEARS as macquariums.

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  21. Re:education takes a backseat as usual by physicsnerd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not a matter of old equipment, it's a matter of the right tool for the job. The old imac is a perfect computer for some of the applications that schools have. For instance, in a school library what are the computers used for? 1) Searching for books, and 2) doing research online. You don't need a G4 or a P4 to use Google, or to search for a book in the stacks. Apple isn't pawning off old crap on schools, they're giving sys admins more choices.

  22. I can see right through this... by raehl · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is just the first step in paving the way for a corporate partnership between Apple Computer and Hershey Co. The Hershey Kiss shapped iMac is just around the corner, available in brown, white, or brown and white striped. Consumers may upgrade to "with almonds" for $100 extra.

  23. A Brave Machine by Michael_Burton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had one of the original Bondi Blue iMacs. While other people were praising its beauty, I thought it was kinda ugly. As a fashion statement, the blue translucent plastic seemed somehow akin to bell-bottom trousers and leisure suits. The periodic release of new machines with different color schemes seemed to support that view.

    But it was a fine computer. The original iMac was a brave departure from the beige boxes we'd all become so accustomed to. The compact all-in-one design simplified things for people who don't want to invest a lot of time in figuring out how everything goes together. (You or I may feel unfulfilled with any computer we haven't built with our bare hands from raw sand, but there are plenty of folks who just want to use the thing.)

    The iMac moved things forward in part by turning its back on a lot of legacy stuff. The iMac upset a lot of long-time Mac fanatics who were upset that they couldn't plug their old ADB and serial peripherals into the USB ports. Some people were aghast at the absence of the floppy drive. Now that Dell has embraced the idea of computers without floppy drives, I guess the iMac's work here is done.

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  24. The old iMac says just one thing to the new one... by indros13 · · Score: 3, Funny
    :-P *cd-rom tray ejects*


    (Yes, I know the old one didn't have tray loader, but I'm trying to be funny)

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  25. It's the mouse... by Chief+Typist · · Score: 4, Funny

    See what happens when you try to sell a computer with only one mouse button!

  26. Re:*sniff* (a eulogy) by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, thank God the iMac showed the computing industry that they should focus on style and asthetics over features and functionality. I'm so fucking glad that Dell, IBM, and HP now feel the need to change the form factors of their machines every 3 months, and in the process give me some of the most horrible, badly designed machines ever made. iMac can kiss my ass. Anyway, my favorite iMac story:

    I'm working at CompUSSR as a technician. It's a slow day, and I happen to be up at the front counter of the tech department, filling out some paperwork or something. A lady walks in the front door carting an iMac in hand, and from 10 feet away I can see the anger in her eyes. She steps up to the counter, and with one emphatic push, heaves the iMac up onto the counter, where it lands with a deafening *THUD*, loud enough the whole store takes notice. She takes a few moments to catch her breath from the effort, then looks me straight in the eye, and says...

    "Jeff Goldblum is a fucking liar!"

    It was a good 5 minutes before I could compose myself enough to speak.

  27. Re:*sniff* (a eulogy) by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think it's too much hyperbole to claim that the iMac was one of the most revolutionary computers -- ever.

    I'm gonna nit-pick now. I know that's out of character for me, but y'all just bear with me.

    I don't think "revolutionary" is really the right word to use here. I think a better word would be "influential."

    The Apple II was revolutionary; it created the personal computer market from scratch. The Macintosh was revolutionary; it changed the way people interact with computers. The iMac was more evolutionary than revolutionary, but the combination of its design (rounded, transluscent, tinted, happy-looking) and its design philosophy (easy and fun to use) touch everything.

    So I think I would say that the iMac was the second-most influential computer ever. The most influential? The IBM PC, of course.

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  28. The FIles are IN the computer? Woah! by Ken+Dexter · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought the saddest iMac moment was that scene in Zoolander... Oh Well...

  29. Only as dead as Amiga! by FatalTourist · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the Amiga's still alive and... um...

    *hugs Amiga 1200 to chest and cries*

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  30. Apple didn't care if YOU hated them! by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And that's because YOU weren't their target market for them.

    The iMac was designed to be used by grandmas and the like, to send e-mail and browse the web. People like grandma don't need expansion or upgrade capability. Grandma won't be swapping out her video card and processor over the weekend to squeeze a few more FPS out of Quake III. As long as the machine starts up and runs when she wants to use it, it will always be plenty fast for grandma.

    Don't call them cheap crap just because they didn't meet your needs. They were very good machines, they did just what they were designed to do, and for whom they were designed to do it, period. If they didn't, the model wouldn't have survived on the price list for almost five years, so show some freakin' respect-- if not for the iMac, there might not have BEEN those Power Macs you like so much.

    ~Philly

  31. Have no fear! Daisy-chain iMac is here! by Decimal · · Score: 5, Funny

    On my machine right now, the mouse is plugged into the keyboard via USB, which is plugged into the monitor via USB, which is plugged into the computer via ADC, which is plugged into the wall. That's it. No other plugs.

    I guess if you need to escape out of the window real quick for some reason, you won't have to go looking for rope. :)

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  32. my iMacs by tomem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Still have two of the originals (almost), and the only time they gave me trouble was after a lightning hit to my home. Every ethernet device in the house went out, including two iMac motherboards. Insurance paid, but a year later I discovered after a lot of pain that the processor card had been partly fried but only showed symptoms when upgrading from 32 to 256MB RAM for OS X. Got a new processor card on eBay for $50, and it lives on and on, serving my daughters for all their school, chat, and music download needs... I expect they will drag the iMacs off to college in the next year or two. Better than worrying about an iBook being stolen!

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  33. Cheap crap != conformity? by stewby18 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The real issue is that so many of the products the original poster is refering to are crap. There was a definite mentality that if someone took a random product and replaced its case with a cheap, pastel, translucent plastic case, it would instantly become cool.

    I agree with the original poster... the sooner that fad dies, the better. There's more to stylish design than translucent plastic, and blindly applying an idea to everything you can get your hands on because someone else did it successfully is just another form of conformity

    1. Re:Cheap crap != conformity? by stewby18 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm talking about all the "jump-on-the-translucent-bandwagon" stuff being crap, not Apple machines. I generally like Apple's designs quite a bit, and find them very high-quality. What I hate is the concept of taking a case, using the exact same blocky design that's always been used, but making it out of cheap translucent plastic, and thinking it's now magically cooler.

      Heck, even when it's not cheap plastic it's usually horribly ugly. The early USB ZIP drive that's the same old design but in translucent blue is a perfect example.

  34. Re:Please, show me by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    how about for $2803?

    Here

    http://www.xicomputer.com/

    These guys make some of the best x86 CAD systems around. The the machine I got the above quote for is a dual Xeon 2.0, half a gig of RAM, SCSI Raid 5 (40Gb), & 1Ghz ethernet.

    Jaysyn

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  35. And in other news... by dfj225 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ford no longer sells the 1998 model Taurus and has instead replaced it with the model year 2003 line. Anaylists were left baffled at this move. One remarked, "Who thougth Ford would make such a drastic move as this? Updating their models and not selling the older ones...I'm baffeled!" Similar trends have been noticed in just about every other freakin company on earth! So why is this front page /. news?

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  36. eMachines by $0.02 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is eMachines now free to sell their iMac lookalike?

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  37. Re:Apple dying by Shuh · · Score: 4, Funny

    [quote]With WindowsXP there is no need for Mac any more.[/quote]s/WindowsXP/Windows200/
    s/Windows200 0/Windows NT/
    s/Windows NT/Windows 98/
    s/Windows 98/ Windows 95/
    s/Windows 95/Windows 3.1/
    s/Windows 3.1/Windows 3.0/
    s/Windows 3.0/Windows 2.0/
    s/Windows 2.0/Windows 1.0/

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  38. I got your stapler right here... by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Funny
    That Lumbergh, he took my stapler! Guess I'm going to have to go burn the building down now.

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