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Survey: Linux Draws Windows Developers

Posted by timothy on from the makes-sense dept.

Twintop writes "According to this story on eWEEK, more Linux developers are coming from Windows backgrounds than from UNIX backgrounds according to a recent study by Evans Data. The original story and the actual survey from Evans Data is available as well."

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  1. babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I was talking with my girl about neo natal care. We decided to do it, to check up on Junior. And the Amnio found out that my Son to be had an extra Chromosome. A retard. I said to my girl,

    "Hey, we must abort this fetus."

    She is like; "No way, I'm not ending him. He is a Child of God and we shall raise him together.

    I was like; "Yo, listen. This is the devil's child. He is a fucking retard. Now if you don't pull a Kevorkian on him, I'm going to either Chloroform your ass and yank it with a coat-hanger or fucking punch you in the midsection a lot."

    So my girl didn't like me, but I'm not bringing a retard into this world. I want a good strong boy to help usher in a new age where technology cures human suffering and where Islam was killed off and exterminated as were all the dictators and communists that are an impedance to human species survival.

    So later on, we had a super late abortion. I got her out with a Mickey, its like a Quaalude. Then I made her drink some beer. Then I had the Street-Doc save the aborted fetus. I quickly stole off with the aborted mush to the Chinese restaurant. They can cook anything. Man, was this meat good. Nothing like really being "you are what you eat." This is an interesting thought cycle. If you are what you eat, eat your offspring. I mean, the brains, the stem cells, the young protein. This is perfect nourishment!

    So Now I Have to find a way to get girlies knocked up and then eat my fetus. Yum.

    And afterbirth and the birthing amniotic juices make great sauce stock.

    1. Re:babies by cpeterso · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      If you are what you eat, then you must now be a retard? I guess that sound about right..

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      cpeterso
  2. I thought I heard something about limiting dupes.. by Drakon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    something with subscribed people making sure there are less dupes because they see stories first...
    I guess that isn't working out so well?

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    Buttsex.
  3. breaking news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I was at S/M conference last night. A couple guys were talking about some new program. It's called GNU/Turd Unix. I'm not sure what it means, but they mentioned the /dev/nullo device a lot.