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Military Grade Laptops

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the when-cpu-comes-second dept.

bllb writes "Slate has an article about the "waterproof, vaporproof, shockproof" laptops the military is using. It's not at the cutting edge of performance, but it's nice to see some bombproof hardware." Most of the laptops I've owned over the years died through dropping or drowning, so maybe I should look into something a little more sturdy ;)

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  1. Yes, but... by dooby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will they survive 20 minutes in a 400 degree oven?

  2. Be more careful! by name_already_taken · · Score: 5, Funny
    Or buy a Panasonic toughbook.

    Seriously though, I've owned laptops for about ten years now and I've never dropped one.Stop coating your hands with butter before you pick the laptop up!

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    1. Re:Be more careful! by wwwgregcom · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is what the Canadian Army uses. Rugged especially the CF-27 although the 28 is a bit less rugged.


      So what is that, a total of three laptop sales?

      Just a joke, I love Canada
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  3. wtf?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We drop each one 54 times from one meter, bake it in an oven, chill it in a freezer, vibrate it, and submit it to a shower of hurricane proportions,"

    Who the fuck would buy a beaten up piece of shit like that??

  4. Nice! by fredrikj · · Score: 3, Funny

    But does it survive a BSOD?

  5. Military computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember a Washington Post Article where some Marine Private was evaluating his 733t new computer. "I could beat someone to death with this battery pack..."

    1. Re:Military computers... by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember a Washington Post Article where some Marine Private was evaluating his 733t new computer. "I could beat someone to death with this battery pack..."

      There was an old story, possibly apocryphal, about the USMC evaluating a piece of kit from DEC. A marine driving a forklift accidentally dropped a fighter jet engine on it, but the VAX wasn't damaged. The Marine Corps signed the purchase order that day.

  6. "waterproof, vaporproof, shockproof" by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    OK, what about aweproof?

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  7. Military Quality Testing by hillct · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ss you want to sell laptops to the US Army?

    Yes, would you like to test it out?

    Yes, Put it over there.

    [Officer aims a rifle at the laptop and puts a hole the size of a small tangerine through the case]

    I'm sorry. Your product has failed our quality inspection. Have a nice day.

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  8. Vaporproof (Re: Easy Karma) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So these things aren't susceptible to running Duke Nukem Forever, eh? ;)

  9. Re:iBooks... by zozzi · · Score: 5, Funny
    FYI, iBooks are also very, very sturdy. Mine took a leap from a table (~3ft up) due to dog, and survived. And it was on, with the screen open, and CD-ROM drive out (It shootso ut form the side). And it landed on its side.

    Did the dog survive after all this???

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  10. Bombproof hardware? by CausticWindow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since the US military never are the ones being bombed, but rather always the ones bombing.. what do they need this for?


    Part of their image I guess.. "Oh yes, we're getting bombed all the time".


    bomberclaad...

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  11. Re:iBooks... by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny
    Mine took a leap from a table

    My friend also sent his for a trip down the stairs

    Come on... admit it... There really is no friend is there... :-)
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  12. 54 times? by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


    We drop each one 54 times from one meter

    This seems rather time consuming. Why don't they just drop them once from a height of 54 meters? That would be the same, right?

    :-)

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    1. Re:54 times? by No.+24601 · · Score: 4, Funny

      and I'd be interested to find out what happens on the 55th drop :)

  13. Hmmm... by Planx_Constant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can they perform "military grade" encryption?

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  14. Ewww by huhmz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most of the laptops I've owned over the years died through dropping or drowning

    Ewww Taco... That's a little more information than we needed thank you very much

    *goes to take long shower*

  15. Re:30%? by imsabbel · · Score: 5, Funny

    54 is such a strange number.
    I guess after the 55th drop it was dead :)

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  16. Re:Reliable Hardware Platforms Deserve Solid Softw by hkon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The old Bell Labs standard called for 1/3 of system faults to be ascribed to hardware, 1/3 to software, and 1/3 to operator error. Most available operating systems clearly aren't there yet

    That doesn't sound quite right. At least, if the users at Bell are anything like the users where I work, hardware and software really have to fail a lot more frequently if they're going to keep up with the operator errors.
  17. Re:i build similar machines by gorf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you sure? It seems like something broke your shift key...

    :)