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Projecting Sound 'Inside Your Head'

Gregus writes "Projecting 'hypersonic sound' has appeared here before, but NY Times Magazine (FRRYYY) has an in-depth article with its lauded inventor and its applications. John Anderton, you could use a Guinness right now." Plus this story includes screwing with Mall Walkers!

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  1. Relief by Ken@WearableTech · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's good to know that I'm not crazy and someone has been telling me to start those fires...

    1. Re:Relief by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, finally an explanation for why J Lo is selling records. The military must be buying it.

  2. I saw this on CNN a while back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems like many people in the industry thought this guy was a crack-pot, and didn't believe some of his theories. However, he seems to have been able to prove himself and turn many skeptics into believers. This really does have some neat, and disturbing applications.

    1. Re:I saw this on CNN a while back by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems like all great inventers have started as being considered a "crack pot" Now I wonder how this will be used. It seems like something that is too powerful to exist. Kinda like the cartoons where they use a device to control every one in the world. If this is connected to a set of satalites and beamed down very loud music or just a shrill note, somebody could become very powerful, very fast.

    2. Re:I saw this on CNN a while back by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Funny

      It seems like all great inventers have started as being considered a "crack pot"

      The thing is, crackpots are also considered crackpots. The trick is in telling the difference.

      Myself, I play the odds. The crackpots outnumber the geniuses by such an astounding margin, I just assume that anybody who sounds like a crackpot, is.

      If this is connected to a set of satalites and beamed down very loud music or just a shrill note, somebody could become very powerful, very fast.

      Now, see what I'm talking about? This is exactly the kind of thing that makes you sound like a crackpot.

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  3. Oh joy! by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yea, great, mucic for the voices i my head to sing along with. Quite badly I might add.

  4. wow by Miguel+de+Icaza · · Score: 4, Funny

    its not a dupe, its an echo ;)

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  5. Tasteless by Linux-based-robots · · Score: 4, Funny
    Plus this story includes screwing with Mall Walkers!

    Ok this is a new low for the NY Times, using pr0n to attract readers. I mean, how horny do you think we are?

  6. This is scary.. by phelddagrif · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With this technology, they can directly beam marketing into your head, and it's not like you can ignore it like you can print/t.v/radio ad's by switching the channels, or averting your eyes. Now they have the ability to force you to listen to it, whether you want to or not.

    1. Re:This is scary.. by Linux-based-robots · · Score: 5, Funny

      You fool! Don't spill the beans! I have enough problems with popup ads already!

    2. Re:This is scary.. by MattCohn.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not only that, but if you read deeper, the Navy is using this as a weapon.

      In reality, HIDA is both warning and weapon. If used from a battleship, it can ward off stray crafts at 500 yards with a pinpointed verbal warning. Should the offending vessel continue to within 200 yards, the stern warnings are replaced by 120-decibel sounds that are as physically disabling as shrapnel. Certain noises, projected at the right pitch, can incapacitate even a stone-deaf terrorist; the bones in your head are brutalized by a tone's full effect whether you're clutching the sides of your skull in agony or not.

    3. Re:This is scary.. by blakestah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ear plugs will block it.

      So will headphones with a hard external shell.

      If someone puts sound someplace in public, there is really no way to avoid it now. The difference is, with HSS, you can have fine spatial control over the exact position of the sound. If anything, there should be a lot more quiet in public, and perhaps more sound in very specific locations.

      I kinda like the idea that you could, in principle, use a hard surface to totally reflect the sound without loss and direct it at someone else.

      A mirror, if you will.

      Or, you could use a waveguide to do it.

    4. Re:This is scary.. by gordyf · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think earplugs would block it. It sounds like the sound is transmitted using hypersonic frequencies, and only becomes audible once it hits something, like.. your head. From there, bone transmission takes over, and plugging your ears won't do a thing.

    5. Re:This is scary.. by Zaak · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think earplugs would block it. It sounds like the sound is transmitted using hypersonic frequencies, and only becomes audible once it hits something, like.. your head. From there, bone transmission takes over, and plugging your ears won't do a thing.

      *Hello, friend.*

      Who's that?

      *I'd like to make you an offer you can't ignore.*

      Where are you? I can't see you.

      *Now, for a limited time only, you can buy our exclusive AD BLOCKER equipment for just $49.95*

      Aahhh! I'm going insane!

      *Remember, AD BLOCKER contains Tuning INterference Frequency Overriding Impedence Level Helmet Addition Technology for improved AD BLOCKING!*

      Help me!

      TTFN

  7. Subliminal messaging taken to new heights? by razormage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While research has proven that subliminal messages are, from a marketing standpoint, mostly ineffective, one has to wonder about the advertising possibilities of this type of technology.
    Sure, there are the obvious "private advertising" applications mentioned in the article, but this kind of thing can be very interesting - and very frightening.
    Picture - you're driving along a road during rush hour. Suddenly, your skull registers the squeal of tires and a massive crash. Or, walking down a sidewalk, a quiet voice inside your head whispers that you're all going to die.
    Like any new technology, this one sounds fun, but is going to require some degree of regulations and control to avoid abuse.

    1. Re:Subliminal messaging taken to new heights? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 3, Insightful
      you're driving along a road during rush hour. Suddenly, your skull registers the squeal of tires and a massive crash.

      Utterly soundproof cars become all the rage; convertibles become well and truly dead.

      Hmmm, I wonder if this widget could be combined with anti-noise generators? On the face of it, it seems like a uniform anti-noise sphere would work much better than a point source speaker.

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    2. Re:Subliminal messaging taken to new heights? by error0x100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A soundproof car? No thanks. I'd kinda like to hear the sound of real screeching tires if there is an impending accident, or the horn of a runaway truck coming up behind me, or the sirens of an ambulance etc.

  8. Scary applications by sib888 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has the potential to be the worst invention ever. How would you feel about being forced to listen to advertisements while riding the subway? You can't turn it off. 20 minutes of commercials, or event (shudder) popular music.

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    1. Re:Scary applications by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if everyone there is being subjected to that kind of nonsense, including cops, how long would it take for them to find the transmitters and tear them apart?

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    2. Re:Scary applications by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a suspicion that the sale of sledge hammers and hand guns will rise shortly after this product debuts. Time to buy hardware store stocks.

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  9. Watch out guys.. by wikkiewikkie · · Score: 4, Funny

    "transmitting" sound to other people? Sounds like a copyright circumvention device to me.

  10. Just wait... by }InFuZeD{ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Till some artist thinks its funny and puts a recording of fingernails on a chalkboard on their CD... and projects that sound inside your head.

  11. what about the bass? :D by obli · · Score: 2, Funny

    will it make floor-shaking bass sounds when I listen to music in my head too?

  12. tinfoil hats by drayzel · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those that looked at me funny while I was wearing my tin foil hats: Apolgies will be accepted in verbal and written form from 6AM to 11:30PM.

    Your apologies will be accompanied the cursory "I told you so"

    ~Z

    1. Re:tinfoil hats by Brad+Mace · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sounds like a good time to start selling stocking caps with a wire-mesh lining. And I know just how to advertise them. It'll be more effective than getting a call at 6am offering to sell you a telezapper.

  13. Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    March 23, 2003
    The Sound of Things to Come
    By MARSHALL SELLA

    No one ever notices what's going on at a Radio Shack. Outside a lonely branch of the electronics store, on a government-issue San Diego day in a strip mall where no one is noticing much of anything, a bluff man with thinning, ginger hair and preternaturally white teeth is standing on the pavement, slowly waving a square metal plate toward people strolling in the distance. ''Watch that lady over there,'' he says, unable to conceal his boyish pride for the gadget in his giant hand. ''This is really cool.''

    Woody Norris aims the silvery plate at his quarry. A burly brunette 200 feet away stops dead in her tracks and peers around, befuddled. She has walked straight into the noise of a Brazilian rain forest -- then out again. Even in her shopping reverie, here among the haircutters and storefront tax-preparers and dubious Middle Eastern bistros, her senses inform her that she has just stepped through a discrete column of sound, a sharply demarcated beam of unexpected sound. ''Look at that,'' Norris mutters, chuckling as the lady turns around. ''She doesn't know what hit her.''

    Norris is demonstrating something called HyperSonic Sound (HSS). The aluminum plate is connected to a CD player and an odd amplifier -- actually, a very odd and very new amplifier -- that directs sound much as a laser beam directs light. Over the past few years, mainly in secret, he has shown the device to more than 300 major companies, and it has slackened a lot of jaws. In December, the editors of Popular Science magazine bestowed upon HSS its grand prize for new inventions of 2002, choosing it over the ferociously hyped Segway scooter. It is no exaggeration to say that HSS represents the first revolution in acoustics since the loudspeaker was invented 78 years ago -- and perhaps only the second since pilgrims used ''whispering tubes'' to convey their dour messages.

    As Norris continues to baffle shoppers by sniping at them with the noises he has on this CD (ice cubes clanking into a glass, a Handel concerto, the plash of a waterfall), some are spooked, and some are drawn in. Two teenage girls drift over from 100 feet away and ask, in bizarre Diane Arbus-type unison, ''What is that?''

    Norris responds with his affable mantra -- ''In'nat cool?'' -- before going into a bit of simplified detail: how the sound waves are actually made audible not at the surface of the metal plate but at the listener's ears. He doesn't bother to torment the girls with the scientific gymnastics of how data are being converted to ultrasound then back again to human-accessible frequencies along a confined column of air. ''See, the way your brain perceives it, the sound is being created right here,'' Norris explains to the Arbus girls, lifting a palm to the side of his head. ''That's why it's so clear. Feels like it's inside your skull, doesn't it?''

    In the years Norris has demonstrated HSS, he says, that's been the universal reaction: the sound is inside my head. So that's the way he has started to describe it.

    Just to check the distances, I pace out a hundred yards and see if the thing is really working. (I've tried this other times -- in a posh hotel in Manhattan, in another parking lot in San Diego -- but HSS is so often suspected of being a parlor trick that it always seems to bear checking.) Norris pelts me with the Handel and, to illustrate the directionality of the beam, subtly turns the plate side to side. And the sound is inside my head, roving between my ears in accord with each of Norris's turns.

    The applications of directional sound go quite a bit beyond messing with people at strip malls, important as this work may be. Norris is enthusiastic about all of the possibilities he can propose and the ones he can't. Imagine, he says, walking by a soda machine (say, one of the five million in Japan that will soon employ HSS), triggering a proximity detector, then hearing what you alone hear -- the plink of ice cubes and the invocation, ''Wouldn'

  14. This will likely become... by iiioxx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the most abused technology in history. I have visions of teenage drive-by "screamers" hitting pedestrians with targeted high-decibel music as a prank.

    What about sonic weapons? Is there any reason why a rigged emitter couldn't be built that would emit a signal loud enough to rupture the eardrums of a specific target? Or at the very least, cause excruciating pain?

    I think the inevitable barrage of targeted advertising will be the least of our worries with this new technology.

    1. Re:This will likely become... by MattCohn.com · · Score: 4, Informative

      Read deeper into the article my friend...

      For the moment, though, HSS is unfinished business. As night must follow day, there are Defense Department applications. Norris and A.T.C. have been busy honing something called High Intensity Directed Acoustics (HIDA, in house jargon). It is directional sound -- an offshoot of HSS -- but one that never, ever transmits Handel or waterfall sounds. Although the technology thus far has been routinely referred to as a ''nonlethal weapon,'' the Pentagon now prefers to stress the friendlier-sounding ''hailing intruders'' function.

      In reality, HIDA is both warning and weapon. If used from a battleship, it can ward off stray crafts at 500 yards with a pinpointed verbal warning. Should the offending vessel continue to within 200 yards, the stern warnings are replaced by 120-decibel sounds that are as physically disabling as shrapnel. Certain noises, projected at the right pitch, can incapacitate even a stone-deaf terrorist; the bones in your head are brutalized by a tone's full effect whether you're clutching the sides of your skull in agony or not.

      And then later, he asks to have a demo...

      Norris prods his assistant to locate the baby noise on a laptop, then aims the device at me. At first, the noise is dreadful -- just primally wrong -- but not unbearable. I repeatedly tell Norris to crank it up (trying to approximate battle-strength volume, without the nausea), until the noise isn't so much a noise as an assault on my nervous system. I nearly fall down and, for some reason, my eyes hurt. When I bravely ask how high they'd turned the dial, Norris laughs uproariously. ''That was nothing!'' he bellows. ''That was about 1 percent of what an enemy would get. One percent!'' Two hours later, I can still feel the ache in the back of my head.

    2. Re:This will likely become... by Saeger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ''nonlethal weapon,'' the Pentagon now prefers to stress the friendlier-sounding ''hailing intruders'' function.

      I fucking hate nicey-nice euphemisms! But just as "Carnivore" is still called Carnivore, rather than their new unemotional term, I expect people will still keep the "nonlethal weapon" meme despite what the pentagon would like.

      Long live George Carlin.

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  15. while the technology is cool by McDrewbie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While the technology is cool and perhaps one day will be refined for home music consumption, its ability to be used as a non-lethal incapacitating weapon is scary. What could a corrupt government do with these devices. Would public protests against the government eliminated by these devices? (under the normal guise of controlling the crowd and responding to protesters crossing police barriers.)

  16. Sounds...annoying by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Imagine, he says, walking by a soda machine (say, one of the five million in Japan that will soon employ HSS), triggering a proximity detector, then hearing what you alone hear -- the plink of ice cubes and the invocation, ''Wouldn't a Coke taste great right about now?'' Or riding in the family car, as the kids blast Eminem in the back seat while you and the wife play Tony Bennett up front. Or living in a city where ambulance sirens don't wake the entire neighborhood at 4 a.m. Or hearing different and extremely targeted messages in every single aisle of a grocery store -- for instance, near the fresh produce, ''Hey, it's the heart of kiwi season!''"

    The bit about different people in the car only hearing their own music is cool. The annoying pop machines and, even worse, PRODUCE ISLES, are just awful. I mean, I can look away from an obnoxious billboard etc, but there is no way to stop this! Not even plugging your ears, since it is IN your head!

    Also, using it for emergency sirens? One of the biggest problems with CURRENT emergency sirens is that it is VERY difficult for the human ear to tell which direction it is coming from, because of the specific frequencies used. If it projects the sound INTO your head, there will be no way in HELL to know where it is coming from.

    Another problem with using it for sirens is that it is important to hear the siren well before the emergency vehicle reaches you. This system appears to be LOS, so how well will that work? It would only work if the ultrasonic sounds can penetrate through surrounding houses and so on, which would be FAR worse than current sirens, as the walls of your house wouldn't dampen it! And if it CAN'T penetrate through your walls, then I don't see how CARS wouldn't block it, too; It is VERY important that people inside of cars be able to hear the siren!

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  17. Re:Huh? by ComputarMastar · · Score: 4, Funny
    One truly harrowing noise is that of a baby crying, played backward, and combined with another tone
    Does anyone happen to have heard this one? What's so freaky about it?
    They don't mention that the other "tone" is a Britney Spears song.
  18. Reminds Me Of That One Futurama... by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fry: So you're telling me they broadcast commercials into people's dreams?

    Leela: Of course.

    Fry: But, how is that possible?

    Farnsworth: It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. [He holds up an egg and injects it with liquid. The egg explodes.] Although in reality it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

    Fry: That's awful. It's like brainwashing.

    Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?

    Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No siree!

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    1. Re:Reminds Me Of That One Futurama... by Professor+Farnsworth · · Score: 2, Funny
      As I recall...

      Amy: We all have ads in our dreams, Fry. But you don't see us rushing out to buy brand name merchandise at low, low prices. . .

      *pause*

      Then we all went shopping.

  19. conversely by rigelstar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The real winner will be the engineer that develops a practical system to counter-act such a device. A small device such as a watch that can detect the signal and then send a destructive wave to cancel the signal would be good.

  20. its like in deer hunter... by RyLaN · · Score: 2, Funny

    or whatever that game was where you shot at the people using calls such as 'im naked, and i have a pizza..' imagine the hunters expressions after 6 hours in a tent.. :-)

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  21. I'm sceptical about some of the uses mentioned... by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think there are certainly some uses for this technology. One of the best examples was a museum. When you stand in front of a painting, you and you alone hear a description of it. For others, I'm sceptical. For example, most of the soda machines I see are tucked away. Generally, if I'm close enough to see the machine, its because I want to buy a soda. It seems a little senseless to advertise to someone who is in the process of buying it. Other examples he mentions, such as kids in the back seat of a car are easily handled with current technology -- headphones. I don't see any added benefit.

  22. Dangerous by terradyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They explain the concept on how to disable the enemy with this technology. Take the reverse baby crying sound and crank up the output signal for the speaker. What's to stop someone from buying the speakers in the future and doing the exact same thing to civilians/police? I'd hate to see this type of technology in the hands of terrorists. Imagine sonic bombs taking out city blocks (given that the inventor says 1% output could nauseate the author for hours, what do you think 100% output would do)?

  23. Seriously cool by SexyAlexie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm deaf myself, and I wonder if this thing could work a lot better than ordinary hearing aids.. would be seriously cool, and be much cheaper.

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  24. Re:Grado SR 80 by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    actually, a really old primitive set of monophonic headphones will make the sound appear to be in the exact center of your head

  25. Re:Huh? by Dunkalis · · Score: 4, Informative

    RTFA...The sound is meant to be used as a weapon, and the writer got to see how it worked. The writer was nauseated and in pain at one percent of what it would be on the battlefield.

    This is some scary stuff. I can't begin to imagine how horrible this could make life.

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  26. *Waves hands* by baywulf · · Score: 4, Funny

    "These are not the droids you were looking for."

  27. They can do that already with loudspeakers by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This technology doesn't suddenly make it possible for them to force you to listen to things on a subway. They could do that already with loudspeakers. The fact that they don't, and that so many mass transit systems ban radio et al unless you use headphones, suggests that this invention won't change this.

  28. Advertising use is abuse? by bobsledbob · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I've read a couple of posts that suggest the reader would likely hunt out and smash the offending advertising emitter using this technology. I'd suggest that you'd even have the legal right to do so!

    This technology creates the offending sound 'in your head'. Litteraly, the sound is created by the resonating waves heading your eardrum or bones in your ear. This is as close to abuse as you can get, imho. You can't turn away or tune it out.

    It's one thing for an ad to sit there waiting to be looked at, or a background noise which are human brains are accustomed to tuning out. It's yet an entirely different thing to have sound resonating in your head which you cannot stop nor have really much sense of the emminating source.

    Just think of the problems caused by billboards on the freeway... 'Um, excuse me, while your driving by at 60 mph, would you consider a nice refreshing .'

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  29. domestic disturbances by chillax137 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in high school I used to drive around with friends shining a 2 million candlepower spotlight into bedrooms of people we didn't like, or ringing the doorbell and waiting until they answered the door to blind them. I imagine that I wouldn't have been nearly as bored with a sound "spotlight" to bother people.

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  30. Applications by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This thing has lots of uses. Kiosk systems. Trade shows. Phone booths. But the killer app may be audio (and video) conferencing.

    The other direction, the steerable microphone with strong off-axis noise rejection, has been around for years. I have one, and it's not a big parabolic reflector; it's four small microphones and a DSP. Combine that with the ultrasonic speaker and you have a hands-free phone that's useful in office environments. You could probably mount the microphones on the speaker, because the outgoing signal is ultrasonic until the impedance of the air downconverts it. So the outgoing audio can be filtered out from the microphones.

  31. DRM? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now the RIAA can restrict 'collaterial hearing' from your car stereo..

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  32. Got one at Work by mistermund · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We have one of their units at work, and have been using it since the fall. It really does work - you're able to point sound at someone 20 feet away, yet the person standing next to them hears nothing. Also, any sound reflecting surface (concrete walls) that the beam is aimed at effectively becomes the sound surface itself. The only downsides to the unit is that bass is nonexistent - high frequencies only. Also, volume is fairly limited, but it works well enough. I believe we paid about $800 for the device, so it's not that terribly expensive.

    It's really fun to aim it out the window of our building at passing people below. (God speaking to them, etc)

  33. You can license HSS technology here by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Check this site out:

    http://www.atcsd.com/tl_hss.html

    (Includes data sheet, white paper, FAQ, etc...)

  34. Re:Grado SR 80 by Sirwar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Headphones are like any speaker, they are designed for a different sound. The BEST home theater setup wont be the BEST for music, and vice versa. Sennheiser, while good, are only good for their kind of music. Music with delicate highs and a full frequency range. Mostly classical and the like. Awesome soundstage. Flat frequency response. However I wouldn't own a pair of Senns because I don't listen to that kind of music. Not only that, but they need a LOT of power. Normal headphone jack? no good. You need a dedicated $200+ headphone amp(the DSP Sennheiser sells is NOT an amp, btw) Grado cans on the other hand sound much faster and alive, great for rock, or any kind of faster music. They also have a better sounding bass. Listen to Rush with the Sennheiser HD-600(most expensive non-electrostatics they make) and then listen with the Grado SR-60(cheapest open-air Grado makes). TOTALLY different sound, and despite the lack of bass in the Grado low-end models, I bet a donut you'll like the SR-60 better. The SR-225 is probably the best value, and some say best sound of the SR line, but I went for the 325's. the RS line uses wood so a smoother sweeter sound, I can't wait to get some myself. Downfall to Grado: soundstage. Almost none. Its a very in-head sound. With Senns you'll sometimes wonder if you left some speakers on by accident. High-end Grados still sound perfect and smooth, but you know their headphones. Even so, Senns sound so dead on the wrong music, a pair of $50 sonys would be just as good. Do electrostatics like Stax sound better than normal dynamics? well, I've never tried any myself, but most people who spend like 10k on headphone setups still don't buy Stax. Best soundstage headphones going around right now? People say the AKG K1000, but they sorta cheat, the drivers are held away from your ear. Funny looking things. btw, did you know you can make your own electrostatic headphones at home? I believe you use clear plastic wrap to produce the sound.... 30 Helens agree, Grado is Great.

  35. Nevermind, I found one. by eMartin · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found a baby crying WAV at http://ladywing.crosswinds.net/wavs.html.

    Without editing it, you can play it backwards in the Quicktime Player by pressing ctrl-[left arrow], and ctrl-L will loop it.

    Anyway, it actually sounds pretty much the same played both ways.

  36. The voice of God... by mackman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bart: Rod! Todd! This is God!
    Rod: How did you get in my head?
    Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get in your head? I created the universe! Stupid kid.
    Todd: Forgive my brother. We believe you.
    Bart: Talk is cheap. Perhaps I'll test a guy's faith. Walk through the wall! I will remove it for you.
    Rod: [thud]
    Bart: Ha ha ha.
    Todd: What do you want from us?
    Bart: I got a job for you. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch.
    Rod: But those cookies belong to our parents.
    Bart: Ugh! Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?
    Todd: Happy God.
    Bart: Then quit flapping your lip and make with the cookies!
    Todd+Rod: Yes, sir!

  37. Well said by chazmote · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unbelievable that "personal countermeasures" are going to be required just to walk down the street!

  38. Applications? by mivok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a similar idea a while back, just with a little more sinister application. It involved using two ultrasound sources with frequencies differering by something like 7Hz (cant remember exactly, but it was supposedly the resonant frequency of the gut), aim it at someone and make them feel distinctly queasy. Thankfully for all my classmates, I never actually got to try it out (I'm not sure if the guy in the article used the same method, and whether my idea would have worked), but if he were to transmit the sound at the natural frequencies of certain objects to that specific object, some pretty spooky effects could be generated, and nobody would hear.
    (Time to go set up a haunted house I think.. smashing wine glasses, voices in peoples heads, strange feeling in the stomach - 'must be a ghost passing through me'). I'd make a fortune!

  39. I want one of these in my car by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So I can send messages like:

    - Hey dude, your tire's flat
    - Go home, or learn where the accelerator pedal is
    - You moron, speed up
    - Do you know how I can get to Chestnut St. ?
    - Yo mamma's fat

    and direct it to a car.

  40. Political Uses- Angry Voices in The Head by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Yea, great, mucic for the voices i my head to sing along with. Quite badly I might add.

    The NYTimes article describes the protoype used as being very portable.

    flash forward.

    Can you imagine a protester using this to tell a politician what they think about the politician? or dozens of protesters.

    Or aimed at Bill Gates at Comdex. or any other celebrity.

    more subtly done, just a quiet voice wispering in the ear "you're evil" or something. Even with glass in between, the glass should resonate nicely.[?]

    This will turn being a celeb into a living hell.

    I can envision the havok teenage boys with these things could do.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  41. I've heard this system in person by rasper99 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Having this system demonstrated was something you can't really describe. It was a similar sound to mono headphones but had a way different feeling. Without anything on your head or in your ears the sound was coming from inside my head. Truly a strange feeling.

    There are many saying how it's an invasion of personal space, etc. Talking to the people who presented it they pointed out how a loudspeaker blares out over a large area. This system would be projected only in the area near a vending machine, store front window display, TV screen in a store, etc.

    In a store with a lot of TV screens hawking different products each one would have it's "sound zone" which you could easily leave.

  42. The first time this happens to me by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    there will be one less HSS in the world, and one less operator.

    I'm sure that this 'sounds' like great tech to advertisers. It's too bad I will be forced to direct it at you at your home, work, and anywhere you go. I won't be gentle.

    I have a right to silence in 'my head' and will defend that right like a crazy motherfucker hearing voices.

    Got it, Madison Ave?

    1. Re:The first time this happens to me by peter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think about it. If advertizers thought it was a good idea to broadcast adds from pop machines, they could do it with normal loudspeakers. They're smart enough to know how much that would piss people off, and lead to the machine getting unplugged, so they don't do it. There are laws against noise pollution, and so on. It might catch on in stores like the article suggested, though, and I don't like that prospect. I already detest shopping, and HSS would certainly make me dislike it even more. It would be a lot harder to smash the emitter in a store than in a soda machine.

      You're right (in your reply to your own message) about the scary prospects of this in the hands of unscrupulous individuals in positions of power, such as the CIA.

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  43. tin foil hats!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Time to bust out those tin foil hats boyz!!1