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Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved

An anonymous reader writes "According to an article at The Inquirer, by May 30th Office Depot will only be carrying computer products that have been certified by Microsoft and carry the 'Designed for Windows XP' logo. This may be an initial glimpse at how Microsoft could introduce Digital Restrictions Management by ensuring all retail hardware and software products are approved by Redmond."

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  1. I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by FreeLinux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But, this is simply a marketing decision. Most of the "lesser" applications, the ones without certification, usually aren't hot sellers at the depot.

    Did you Vote for Linux?

    1. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uhmmm, What about Counterstrike?

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    2. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by Computer! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From the article:


      Please be aware that Office Depot is immediately requiring all products that connect to a Personal Computer and Notebook Computer must pass these Designed for Windows XP logo requirements to be considered for retail distribution through our stores.


      I have never bought software from an Office Depot, but doesn't this mean that no MacOS or Linux products can be bought or sold there? That's a little alarming.

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    3. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Office Depot's listed entertainment titles, mostly the big sellers and a bunch of time wasters. So now, just the big sellers.

      1,000 Best Solitaire Games
      300 Best Arcade Games
      Age of Empires 2: The Age of Kings
      Diablo II
      Diablo II Expansion Set: Lord of Destruction
      Disney's Lilo & Stitch
      Empire Earth
      Greeting Card Magic
      Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
      Hoyle Slots & Video Poker
      Medal of Honor: Allied Assault(TM)
      Microsoft® Flight Simulator 2002 Professional Edition
      Microsoft® Zoo Tycoon
      Print Perfect Gold
      RollerCoaster Tycoon
      SpongeBob SquarePants: Operation Krabby Patty
      Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
      The Sims: Hot Date Expansion Pack
      The Sims: House Party Expansion Pack
      The Sims: Vacation Expansion Pack
      Warcraft III

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    4. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by arkanes · · Score: 4, Informative

      The logo is a scam - many of the apps that carry it, and even MS apps, don't follow the guidelines. There's lots of crap, and some of it is very dodgy - for example, you aren't permitted to have a link to your uninstaller in your start menu folder. There's a bunch of things you can and cannot do in the start menu, actually, along with more intelligent things like accessability support (very subjective, and many apps with the logo don't conform) and using system colors/fonts.

    5. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by Schnapple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think by "products" they mean things like video cards, printers, etc. There's an approval program for these sort of things, and since people tend to buy the "official looking" things, Office Depot has found a nice way to get rid of the non-selling items.

    6. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by chrisseaton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wish everyone would follow the guidelines. Why the hell would you have a link to the uninstall in the start menu? How often do you have to run the uninstaller? Can't you spend all the three seconds to go to the add/remove applet, and have a cleaner menu. Whenever I write an installer, I just put one icon - a shortcut to the main program - at in the Start/Programs folder - so subfolder, so uninstaller. Just the shortcut. I can't see why anything else is nessecary.

    7. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you have no secondary programs, internet links, help file links in the startmenu for your program? Now that is what I call sloppy, unhelpfull and just plain ignorant of user needs. I hope I never come across one of your programs.

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    8. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by binner1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally, I always found that each app having its own folder full of links was a) unnecessary for a power user (put links in your help menu), and b) confusing for non-power users.

      A start menu divided by Program Type (graphics, sounds, internet, etc) and then containing just individual programs makes much more sense. The Windows start menu gets out of control too easily...which may have been part of the reasoning behind the rethink that is XP's default?

      To each their own!

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    9. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When you could just run the program and press F fucking 1 to get help, like they teach.

      Shortcut in Start menu > Menu in Start menu. Much, much better - hell, with arrangement the start menu can actually become very useful.

      I can start every useful app on my machine, and there are quite a lot, with five keystrokes - and it's all categorised.

      [Win]-P-N-W-M - Windows/Programs/Network/Web/Mozilla and there we go. Very, very fast to type. One of Windows' 95's best features that would have been - until installers abused it.

      This is by far Microsoft's sanest guideline for the logo program.

      The no reboots on install/uninstall unless absolutely necessary thing is a damn good idea as well, as the locking was revised in 2000 and XP to make that mostly unnecessary...

    10. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I guess you're one of those people whose start menu has 3 columns and it takes you 30 seconds to find anything. The first thing I do when I install a program is get rid of all that useless cruft.

      Uninstall icons are stupid since you can do that through "Add/Remove Software". Help files are accessed by F1. The only conceivable icons would be for additional programs, and those are usually unnecessary.

      I can't stand it when a program installs all that garbage. It doesn't help me, it only clutters up my life.

      _And_ it's now the Microsoft standard. Even Microsoft agrees with me, which is a rare occurrance.

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    11. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by chrisseaton · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Now, put all that in a 20kB program with a 5kB installer"

      I think that can be achieved with a grand total of 2 API calls - open the registry key and write it. As far as space, I would guess 500 bytes for string values and perhaps as much as 100 bytes for the code to call it and other integer parameters.

      It's not complicated, mate, and it is probably "ANNOYING" for users when you don't implement this standard interface.

    12. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by jx100 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're not a Dvorak user, are you?

    13. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. by pod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not just help links (though what about when you need help and troubleshooting info and your app won't start?). What about Revert to Defaults, when settings get messed up beyond easy user repair? Games have that option often. Sure, it's just a command-line switch, but deserves its own Start Menu entry. There could be various post-install readmes, registration links, survey/merketing links, etc.

      Also, I hate having icons in my root start menu, they should be in folders. Most icons are so butt ugly (and are GUARANTEED to clash with other icons) that it just doesn't look good. Instead, organize your start menu folders into groups, like Apps, Internet, Graphics, Video, Sound, P2P, etc. After this, you might as well break em out, and put them in the quick start area.

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  2. Must be a slow news day at /. by jbellis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft may be a monopoly, but Office Depot is hardly the only place to buy software.

    1. Re:Must be a slow news day at /. by Blindman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The issue isn't that it is Office Depot, but that someone as done this. Basically, they have made Microsoft the gatekeeper for inclusion on their shelves. The fact that this is Office Depot doesn't make it a big deal, but this may open the door for places like Best Buy or CompUSA to follow suit. If that happenned, then it would very quickly become difficult to buy a software product that Microsoft didn't approve of.

      It isn't the magnitude of the step, just the direction. I, for one, don't like where this is going.

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  3. Might not be as bad as it's made out to be here by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Software will still be available online, and from other vendors. As long as Microsoft doesn't require software makers to register with MS in order to make their products function properly on the OS, it can't be as bad as the article makes it out to be.

    1. Re:Might not be as bad as it's made out to be here by Mitreya · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It is a first step... once that goes through, other things will follow. Do you really think that Microsoft wouldn't consider requiring registration of all software products?

      Anyways, isn't that monopoly abuse? Again? Few months after the trial?

    2. Re:Might not be as bad as it's made out to be here by Weirsbaski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a first step... once that goes through, other things will follow. Do you really think that Microsoft wouldn't consider requiring registration of all software products?

      The original title of the article:
      Microsoft: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved

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  4. Let em run with it... by TheCeltic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If they truly enforce this, then MS will lose market share the way Apple did when they stopped being the flexible environment for users. Fortunately for Apple, they have come back around. What OS will take the position? LINUX of course...

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  5. Honestly... by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many people here can say they do their software shopping at Office Depot? Anyone? Bueler?

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    1. Re:Honestly... by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 4, Funny


      I surely do not! Ever since I seen them trying to hawk a computer made of cardboard. The desk it was on was nice though.

    2. Re:Honestly... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Back in 1997, I went in and bought a copy of "Microsoft Liquid Motion," thinking it was basically a light version of 3D Studio Max. $100 later, I learned the importance of researching a product before buying it, and of not buying software from any store that also sells office chairs.

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  6. Well, so much for by BigGar' · · Score: 2, Funny

    buying anything at Office Depot. I'll take my business elsewhere.

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    1. Re:Well, so much for by MisterFancypants · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, so much for buying anything at Office Depot. I'll take my business elsewhere.

      Were you already shopping at Office Depot?

      If no..they've lost nothing

      If yes...fucking dumbass.

  7. Well... by crumbz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Red Hat 9.0 anyone?
    OpenOffice anyone?

    I think Redmond is playing the card of trying to keep non-MS approved (i.e. open source and other ISV) software off of retail shelves. However, with retail giants like Wal-Mart only concerned with cost and sales, this could prove a losing strategy....especially outside of the U.S.

    My two cents.

    1. Re:Well... by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually according to the headline, "Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved"
      I don't think Office Depot considers Red Hat or OO to be Windows XP apps.

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    2. Re:Well... by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Walmart vs. Microsoft - Always interesting when an unstoppable force comes up against an imovable object:)

      It's true. Both are big campanies, capable of and willing to use exactly the same dirty tricks as each other.

      Office depot sounds like they're onto a loser here. If the customer wants goods that MS would prefer they didn't have, the customer will get it from somewhere else. It's in the interests of retailers to satisfy the customer, not their supplier. The customer is the only one that will give them money after all.

    3. Re:Well... by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't think Office Depot considers Red Hat or OO to be Windows XP apps.

      Red Hat maybe not, but OpenOffice.org sure runs on Windows too. (Or maybe my NWN design work was so coffee-powered that I thought I had installed it in Win98SE and wrote pages of stuff, when I in fact had done that in Linux instead... =)

  8. Conflict...Hmm by dmp123 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I detect a small conflict brewing between the last two stories...

    Ofice Depot will only sell Designed for Windows XP products, yet the redhat.com page says RedHat Linux 9.0 will be available from.....(you guessed it!) Office Depot!

    Well, this IS a turn-up for the books - who thought RH would manage to get a "Designed for Windows XP" certification!

    David

    1. Re:Conflict...Hmm by Xformer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slip of the keyboard...
      "Designed for replacing Windows XP".

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  9. Windows? What's that? by cyberlemoor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've decided that, in the interest of not becoming completely cynical, I'm just going to pretend Microsoft doesn't exist or went out of business or something. Who's with me? =P

  10. Aggressive? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I only use Windows when I have to, to be sure, so maybe I'm out of touch. But I sure didn't think the penetration of XP was that large, yet--is Office Depot really ready to sacrfice 75% of their customers?

    I guess just because it's ready for XP doesn't mean that it won't work on older versions of winders. On the other hand, I see lots of users of win98 knowing what it feels like to use a Mac and go shopping for software in an office supply store...

    Hint--they won't be paying $199 just to shop with you.

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  11. piracy by obotics · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Won't this just increase the rate at which software is pirated? Although the change would be small, any means of restricting the legal purchas of software will lead more people to pirate software. If someone who wanted to buy a legal copy of a piece of software that wasn't "Designed for Windows XP" (whatever that means) and they couldn't find it at Office Depot, they may just say "oh well I tried" and pirate it.

  12. This is terrible! by $$$exy+Gwen+Araujo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I do all my shopping for computer software at Office Depot! How am I going to get the latest Starworld Monkey Tetris 5.0 if Office Depot don't sell it?

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  13. more from microsoft by egoff · · Score: 2, Informative
  14. I don't approve by Subcarrier · · Score: 2, Funny

    And my opinion is the only one that matters to me.

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  15. Designed for Windows XP? How? by zonix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slightly off-topic but, I'm wondering. How do you _really_ meet this criteria, for your app?

    Would they ask to look at your code? :-)

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  16. Looks like it's for hardware ONLY by yerricde · · Score: 4, Informative

    Please be aware that Office Depot is immediately requiring all products that connect to a Personal Computer and Notebook Computer must pass these Designed for Windows XP logo requirements

    The specific use of the word "connect" smells strongly like the new policy applies only to hardware products, so that customers aren't scared when they bring home their products and get the "unsigned driver" alert. (Under Windows 2000 and Windows XP, installing an unsigned driver produces such an alert. Installing an unsigned user-mode application program does not produce such an alert.)

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    1. Re:Looks like it's for hardware ONLY by Keith+Russell · · Score: 4, Interesting
      ...so that customers aren't scared when they bring home their products and get the "unsigned driver" alert.

      If this really is targeted at hardware (which I doubt, IMHO), then good luck to Office Depot. I've noticed an increasing number of hardware products whose quick install guides include a passage that says, in so many words:

      While installing the drivers for this product, Windows is going to pop up an "error" message designed to scare the pants off of you. Well, screw Microsoft. We know damn well that our drivers work. We don't have time to wait for Microsoft to rubber-stamp them, and neither do you, so just click "Continue Anyway".

      If Microsoft wants to combat that attitude, they're better off quietly tightening the screws on those hardware manufacturers who tell users to blow off the "unsigned driver" warning.

      Hardware or software, if this is motivated by Microsoft, it can't be anything more than a trial balloon. This is most likely some middle-manager at Office Depot demonstrating symptoms of clue-deficiency. That's assuming The Inquirer report is accurate to begin with. I rank those guys somewhere between The Register and the Weekly World News on the journalistic integrity scale.

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  17. Wouldn't this hurt Office Depot more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After all, according to a friend who works at Staples, for every one copy of Office or serious stuff they sell they sell 3 games and about 20 pieces of $10 old shovelware. Assuming the same is true at Office Depot, what are the odds that the shovelware is going to be, or bother to get, certified?

    People are not going to start buying $60 games from you just because you stop selling the $10 games, they'll go to someone else selling the $10 crap.

  18. Business Alliances by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sweet crap people. Its called a "Business Alliance" and it happens an aweful lot, and not just in the IT industry.

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  19. Nobody else is going to do this by n1ywb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't have an Office Depot near me, so I don't know what they're selling right now. I do know that if you walk into Staples, Circuit City, or Best Buy, they have a TON of crap that "connects" to computers. They will NEVER follow Office Depot's example, they would lose a SHITLOAD of business. Do you really think that they'll pull every keyboard, joystick, printer, stick of RAM, etc that isn't XP certified? What about multimedia speaker systems? Are Alienware cases supposed to get XP certification?

    Another good example is Radio Shack. Shit, are they supposed to get every FAN and HEATSINK and power supply Y-cable M$ certified for XP? Right... Office Depot is going to be the loser here. Nobody else is going to go along with this steaming pile of crap.

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    1. Re:Nobody else is going to do this by n1ywb · · Score: 4, Informative
      BTW it seems like a lot of people haven't noticed that this isn't just SOFTWARE they're talking about, it's HARDWARE too. From the article (which I guess nobody read)

      As you know, applications and devices that meet or exceed Microsoft's technical requirements will be awarded the Designed for Windows XP logo ... Please be aware that Office Depot is immediately requiring all products that connect to a Personal Computer and Notebook Computer must pass these Designed for Windows XP logo requirements to be considered for retail distribution through our stores.
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    2. Re:Nobody else is going to do this by luzrek · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Good point. I would agree that the loss of "non-certified" hardware is a much bigger deal than the loss of "non-certified" software. Especially since the vast majority of commercial software is already designed for MS Windows.

      However, I'ld bet this is the beginning of the end for Office Despot (err depot). For a while now they have been competeing agains such big-box retailers such as CompUSA, BestBuy, and Walmart. CompUSA is probably hurting their computer sales all over, but especially at the "mom and pop" business and geek level. BestBuy and Walmart have been underpricing everyone for a long time now and are probably killing off the "just need x peice of hardware" market. Office Depot has neither the knowledgeable staff of CompUSA, nor the low prices of BestBuy and Walmart.

      All in all though, this isn't likely to affect anyone in the /. community very much. Office Depot, Staples, and OfficeMax have traditionally had very high prices and very limited selections for computer hardware anyway.

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  20. This IS a big deal. by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If others start following suit (read Walmart, Best Buy, etc) then this could be a very big deal indeed. Esp. if these retailers extend this thinking to their online sales. Think of it this way, Microsoft could effectively control the release dates of it's competitors products (or at least retail release dates) by controlling exactly when they are granted "certificiation". They also have the advantage of ALWAYS having at least a bit of a heads up on any products that their competitors are about to release (no springing a new Office suite on'em). Once again, having the OS company also sells apps is just a bad idea. How long before the OS will refuse to run any apps that have not been "blessed" by Redmond themselves?

  21. OfficeDepot UK, not US, decision by isdnip · · Score: 5, Informative

    Note that the initial article came from a British paper, indeed a very good one which I, like many on the left side of the puddle, read regularly. The article refers to Office Depot's UK stores, which have adopted the policy. It also suggests that US stores haven't yet done so, though they might at some point in the future.

    I don't know how autonomous the different Office Depot divisions are, but many companies give a lot of autonomy to national divisions.

    I sit two doors away from a Staples so I don't really go into an Office Depot much anyway....

  22. Re:Fight this! by bwt · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I disagree. Do NOT get the ones where you can disable it. Get the ones that do not include it at all.

  23. Re:free market by alienw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it was an Office Depot decision, it would be OK. If it was a decision made under pressure from Microsoft, it's not OK. Because monopolies have unprecedented power, they are subject to additional restrictions.

  24. Glimpses by riqnevala · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This may be an initial glimpse at how Microsoft could introduce Digital Restrictions Management by ensuring all retail hardware and software products are approved by Redmond."

    It could also be an initial glimpse at how I could suddenly switch to linux, if windows gets too restrictive..

    Have you sent "installed linux today" -email to microsoft yet?

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  25. Please, RTFA, and then THINK about it, too by Rary · · Score: 5, Informative
    Okay people, first, take a valium. Next, recognize a couple of important points here:
    • This is an Office Depot decision, not a Microsoft decision.
    • It does not necessarily mean they won't carry non-Windows software (ie. Red Hat Linux), just that all Windows software will have to be XP-certified.
    • Consider the source of this information. It's not exactly a shining example of quality journalism. Reading the "memo" in the article, there are a couple things that pop out that make it sound a bit like a fake, written to get all the ABMers riled up (and if so, it clearly worked).
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  26. Re:Does it matter by abcxyz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rick -- you Idiot, that's Office Depot, not Home Depot. I buy my real HARDWARE from Home Depot.

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  27. What the heck does that mean? by isomeme · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This may be an initial glimpse at how Microsoft could introduce Digital Restrictions Management by ensuring all retail hardware and software products are approved by Redmond.
    By similar reasoning, it could be an initial glimpse of their plan to breed a race of immortal dragons to rule the world. I mean, seriously, exactly how does a business decision by Office Depot map onto a technology initiative by Microsoft? Sure you can draw a dotted line, but it's a long and twisty one, and at that level of conspiracy analysis you really should have your foil-lined hat on before you start.
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  28. Re:Could just be the start...(was:I'm with you...) by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I peruse my Sunday ads every week, looking for bargains on things I can use....I've gotten some good stuff at Office Depot, mostly hardware or CDR's there...I go where the best deal is...I've already gone to their site and emailed a letter expressing my concern about this policy. Are you going to wait till your 'favorite' store does the same thing?

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  29. selling linux there. by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldnt this be a funny way to slap MS in the face ?

    Write a shiny wrapper whose sole purpose in life is to "extract" a linux distro ISO from a "database" and write such distro to a CD, then reboot the computer, forcing a linux install if you're configured to boot off cd.

    Make sure your wrapper is working according to the WHQL "standard" and BOOM! Instant Microsoft Certified Linux distro. How's that for market penetration ?

    I should get a patent on this. And on breathing...

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  30. But it might be by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It might work, but you will get one scary-ass warning from Windows. I installed a new ethernet card in an older system, and there was a slip of paper which showed the message that would pop up if installed on XP. I wish I could remember exactly what it said now, but it would certainly have made me think twice about the software.

    Remember the EULA on windows from two years back? It said "This product cannot be used in life-critical applications, because it contains Java from Sun Microsystems." Don't underestimate the damage a sinister sounding warning message can cause.

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  31. Lord of the OS by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Funny

    One OS to rule them all,
    One OS to find them,
    One OS to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.


    And thus began an age of darkness.

    Linus, it is now your quest to take the OS and cast it back to the fires of Redmond.

    1. Re:Lord of the OS by usotsuki · · Score: 4, Funny
      The full text is: http://danny.oz.au/danny/humour/one-ring

      Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

      4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C20
      4F6E65204F5320746F2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65
      204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20616C6C20616E64
      20696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E6420746865
      6D
      'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said. 'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
      One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
      One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
      From email, author unknown
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  32. Re:piracy (but piracy of what?) by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Won't this just increase the rate at which software is pirated?

    Perhaps it might, particularly if the trend moves to other retailers. Office Depot isn't the first place I think of to get software, but apparently some people do buy there, and as a low profile seller they might have been a good place to start this practice, then when it shows up at the major retailers it can be dismissed as "nothing new".

    But in asking if it will not just increase piracy, you should also ask who is behind this, who would be hurt by piracy and who would indirectly benefit. While OfficeMax didn't outright say so, I would bet that there was pressure from Microsoft to put this policy in place. So what software might this cause an increase in piracy of? Software not officially blessed and approved by Microsoft. Might this not be a small side benefit that Microsoft actually would welcome, putting another nail in the coffin in the little guy that will not play by Bill's rules? Clearly all Microsoft products will have the logos (even if, as is many times the case, they don't meet the same standards that independent developers are required to have to get that logo!) so this will not increase their piracy, only that of the competition.

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  33. Has already happened, long ago by doublem · · Score: 3, Informative

    This has been going on isnce the pre win 3.1 days

    Windows crashing with a mysterious error message when run under Dr. Dos instead of MS DOC. MS eventually lost the lawsuit in that one. Turned out they had designed Windows to detect the DOS vendor and crash if a non MS Dos was found.

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  34. I work at the Depot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm actually posting this message from a Computer located inside of an Office Depot location. I have been working at the depot for 4 years now, and I personally consider this to be a good thing, although I do have some reservations.

    Consider the current retail culture in this world, sales are down, margins are slim and overall, profits are down. Office Depot is in a position where something has to be done to distinguish themselves from our competitors. Staples, Office Max and Grand & Toy (in canada) as well as whatever other retailers in the states are out there, make for a very competitive selling atmosphere, and with margins being as slim as they are, you cannot compete on price, what you have left is customer service, selection, and reliability. Most of the items that are going to be affected by this are the cheap little invoicing programs that no one buys anyway, that all get returned to the vendor after a year of not being on the shelf. Also consider that your typical customer at the depot, is not as computer savvy as you, or I am. Our typical customer is the home user, who is upgrading their early pentium box, and places constant phone calls to the store, whenever "This Driver is not digitally signed" comes up, or even today, the lady that called to ask how to find the CD Key for her Black ICE Defender. These are the type of people who NEED everything to work as smoothly out of the box as possible, with few or no questions.

    Just because all of the itmes that we will now carry must be supported my XP, does not mean that those items will not work in alternate OS's...it just means that if an item is not 100% XP compliant, we won't carry it. If anything, this is just going to be an incentive for companies like HP, Canon, Lexmark, Epson etc to get off of their asses and fix all of the broken drivers that we see daily.

    Disclaimer. I'm personally an avid OSS user, including Debian and FreeBSD. My home network has been windows free for 3 years now, and I could not be happier. However, I realize that 99% of the people that I see on a daily basis at my store, are using XP, or are upgrading to XP in the near future. From the standpoint of my employer, this makes sense, and I agree with them.

    1. Re:I work at the Depot by chriso11 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If anything, this is just going to be an incentive for companies like HP, Canon, Lexmark, Epson etc to get off of their asses and fix all of the broken drivers that we see daily.

      I respectfully disagree - if there is a subtle bug, that gets through the certification, then there is less incentive to fix the bug cause releasing a new certified driver is a lot more work now.

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    2. Re:I work at the Depot by ralphclark · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you are being a little naive. This is most likely what Microsoft is planning:

      1) "Designed for XP" certification begins to appear on some products.
      2) Clueless buyers (most of them) show sufficient preference for products with the sticker that it hurts sales of any competing products that aren't certified.
      3) Certification becomes necessary for anyone who has a software or hardware product they want to sell to the mass market.
      4) Microsoft now has control.
      5) Certification criteria are updated to force certifiable products to be non-interoperable with other OS such as Linux, probably justified by some DRM control freakery relating to Palladium.
      6) Vendors comply in order to retain certification.
      7) Only non-certified products are now suitable for use with minority OS eg Linux. The market for these is too small for most vendors to bother with.
      8) Drastically reduced range of products now available to minority OS users.
      9) Due to lack of support by vendors, minority OS is now doomed to return to being a vanishingly small fraction of the market.
      10) Microsoft celebrates.

  35. Mac Hardware? by sPaKr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about Mac Hardware.. Like umm.. a usb mouse. Ya, that works on a mac.. then you just slap 'also works on pc's' in on the otherside of the box and let them come after you. So how long till the manufactures figure out its easier to put a half ass mac driver on their website.. and call it a mac product and keep shipping the same box? A bigger problem is that I belive the parent of Office Depot owns other retail chains.. will they be forced to change as well?

    1. Re:Mac Hardware? by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They don't even need to slap up the driver. 99% of USB devices work with a Mac out of the box, OS X has built-in generic drivers.

  36. Mod me down by ShooterNeo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mod me down for saying this (on a side note : I think its lame to say "mod me down" : but if I don't say it, people will think I'm trolling. By putting that tag on my message I'm admitting the message is inflammatory)

    Anyway, there are some notable advantages to a system like Palladium. Theoretically, it could enable certain types of applications that aren't possible today which involve trusting the client. Yes, I'm aware that even if the hardware is integrated into the processor someone could still steal the private keys the system depends on, and create an emulated version, cracking the system wide open. I'm also pretty confident the initial versions will have some subtle but still gaping hole, allowing them to be cracked with ease.

    However, in theory if it all works right (and from a theoretical standpoint it IS possible to make it work right and be unbreakable) applications running under its protection would have their memory space protected against intrusion.

    There is NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING planned that would stop you from writing your own applications that hide under this umbrella (but an integral part will be the system kernel, so microsoft OS only), and I'm sure microsoft will encourage you to do so. There is nothing that will stop you from running untrusted code : it just won't have access to resources belonging to trusted applications (unless you've hacked it of course)

    Palladium won't prevent you from installing a different OS on the system, you just won't be able to run trusted apps in that OS (technically its possible to give these same features with open source. The actual keys would have to be hidden, controlled by someone, but everything else could be viewed and contributed to) . Yes in theory SOME types of remote hacking exploits could be stopped. Network applications would now only process messages that are signed by code that your palladium chip certifies as meeting certain criteria. This could make it possible for a microsoft server app to only even look at messages sent by a microsoft client app, preventing many hacks.

    This means the application could have secret information in it that needs to be hidden from the end user. For instance, the application could be a movie player that decrypts a spiffy new high definition format which is capable of encoding 1080p digital movie quality video, copied byte for byte straight from the version used in theaters. It could be an online gaming client that to run efficiently must have certain information protected from access and tampering(coordinates of other players, your crosshair location, the current state of the world physics system, objects occluded from view, and many many more). The current generation of MMORPGs have very limited interactivity (cannot aim, shitty AI, no physics, no elements that require player twitch skill) because the client cannot be trusted with anything (and even then it has to have SOME information that could be useful to a hacker) nor control anything interesting.

    And yes, it could be a document viewer that reads encrypted documents. The document files themselves might contain more information than the author wants revealed, so the viewer would obey certain rules about when the file can be accessed, and what machine. Currently this is impossible to create because someone could steal the decryption key the viewer uses right out of memory, or edit its code such that it no longer obeys restrictive tags in the file.

    None of this would stop you from using untrusted players to view your current data files, and nothing would force you to convert. Unfortunatly, since the keys to the kingdom will be controlled by microsoft bad things could come from this. They could charge monopoly prices, use it to squeeze out their competitors, and do many more things. However, I believe that this has the potential to be a killer app. If you don't want microsoft to rule the software world even more than it already does, perhaps the open source community should look to creating their own, equivalent, alternative.

  37. It HARDWARE - not software by gordie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article: "Please be aware that Office Depot is immediately requiring all products that connect to a Personal Computer and Notebook Computer must pass these Designed for Windows XP logo requirements to be considered for retail distribution through our stores" - note the italics are mine. We are not talking about software but hardware that must be XP certified. So don't worry about that game, worry about that Video card or printer etc!!!!

  38. don't like it, write by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really, write a clear and concise reason why you don't like there decision.
    You could be surprised at how seriously corporation take these letters. Hell, I got Saturn* to drop the price of a car when a I wrote them a letter at how angry I was at the way a sales rep. treated me.

    *Saturn is a car company that has a non-negotiable car price.

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  39. Where can I get by certsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    A "Not designed for Windows XP" logo?

  40. Office Depot Matters by the_rev_matt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most small businesses do their shopping at Office Depot or a comparable office store. The "who the hell cares, no one buys computer related items anywhere but Fry's/newegg/CompUSA/random local specialty shop anyway" posts are naive and uninformed. A lot of non-technical people buy their equipment at office stores, not least because many of them have corporate accounts there. The implication here, while not stated explicitly, is that there will be no non-windows software at all. Back in 99/00 I convinced several clients to put linux on their servers largely on the basis of it being sold at Office Depot. This is an important marketing presence for linux. Not critical, but important.

    Moreover, having a fairly major outlet only carry XP certified hardware will possibly encourage manufacturers to cut back on support for non-XP operating systems across their product lines. This will not only affect Mac/BSD/Linux users, but users of Windows 2000, NT, 98, and ME (yes, both of them).

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  41. Re:free market - BS by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Anyone who thinks Microsoft isn't behind this just hasn't been paying attention. And if you think it's a free market where Microsoft is concerned you haven't been paying attention. They have been found guilty in court of monopolistic practices. Sure, they just decided they were not going to accept the sentence, and actually managed to get a ruling that changed their punishment to effectively "just do whatever you want", but the fact that they were found guilty still remains. It's not a free market when a major monopoly gains it's power by illegal means and used that power for illegal unfair trade practices. Given all past history, and the wording of the Office Depot letter (requiring the XP logo and not just a Windows logo, for example) it's extremely likely that Microsoft simply did business as usual and used their monopoly power to force Office Depot to do this, and will soon force others to do the same.

    I just bought a notebook, and although I searched I was not able to buy one with the features I wanted in the price range without paying the extra Microsoft XP tax. Don't tell me it's a free market when a company found guilty of these monopolistic practices in federal court can continue to do business as usual.

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  42. Windows Logo Requirements by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Informative
  43. Office Depot by GeXX · · Score: 2

    Well, one can always go across the street (in most cases) and go to office max, where the prices & selection is typically better. Maybe office depot is just doing this, because they need to clear shelf space for more overpriced products that one can get anywhere else for less.

  44. Walmart by luzrek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Walmart is the least likely to fold under to MS. Walmart is the largest corporation _ever_ employing something like 1.2 million people. It also has more money than MS. Also, remember that Walmart's is selling Lindows PCs on their website (aparently at a clip faster than they can be produced) and other computers without any operating systems.

    If Walmart and MS seriously butt heads I'ld expect Walmart to win. If for no other reason that it can threaten to put a complete Linux PC on its shelves for less than the cost of Windows XP.

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  45. Hardware is the Target by Mahrin+Skel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is a squeeze on the hardware manufacturer's more than anything else. One, you have to pay MS for the certification tests (I forget how much it is, but it's a sizable chunk), and they probably want to turn this into a profit center. No matter what they do, the OS and Office market is not going to give them significant revenue growth, so they're going to extract a tax from the peripheral hardware side.

    Two, if you can't get your stuff on the shelves without MS certifying your drivers, and MS is a bit...slow about certifying devices with vendor-supplied Linux drivers.... Guess how many companies will look at the 98% of the peripheral/card market that is Windows and the 2% that is not, and decide they don't need to distribute their own Linux drivers, after all? We'd be back to 1995 for Linux drivers, rolling our own from reverse engineering.

    Three, to really implement DRM for video and audio, you need to build it into the video and audio cards, and MS is still pushing their own DRM standards. If they can turn XP certification into a club to beat the card-builders over the head with, how long before you can't buy a SoundBlaster that isn't hard-wired for MicroSoft DRM?

    Maybe that's all so much conspiracy-spinning, but the implications and conclusions look pretty obvious to me.

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  46. Apple? by mrklin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, Apple software will only run on Apple approved hardware which is only sold by Apple authorized dealers. This contributes to how Apple can claim 'Everything Just Works' (TM). We don't hear the uproar about that. P.S. - I own an iBook and while everything does not "just works" it generally works better than a PC laptop (my previous one is a Sony VAIO SR subnote). And please intepret 'only' in the first sentence loosely, I am sure someone will find one or two exception out there but the above statement is generally true.

  47. THis is for HARDWARE, not software by frdmfghtr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Please be aware that Office Depot is immediately requiring all products that connect to a Personal Computer and Notebook Computer must pass these Designed for Windows XP logo requirements to be considered for retail distribution through our stores. This change is being implemented due to our on-going pursuite to enhance and simplify our fanatical customer service environment at Office Depot. Products must be certified as Designed for Windows XP by May 30, 2003.

    Please note that this policy refers to HARDWARE, not software. Thus, serial modems, mice, keyboards, surge supressors, cables, etc. could all fall under this category.

    Does anybody seriously expect anybody to go through the motions of getting its serial cables "certified" by The Beast? Surge supressors? USB cables? All these things plug into PCs and notebooks, right?

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  48. This is GOOD! by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This means that all of their existing products that do not meet the XP logo requirements will be found at a discount in the clearance bins....

  49. Here is there community relations email address by C_Kode · · Score: 2, Funny

    communityrelations@officedepot.com

    I sent the following email.

    I read that you are.. I quote the title of the article. "Microsoft logo scheme means Office Depot won't sell non-compliant XP products". It is thoroughly clear to me that many of Microsoft's actions arn't in the best interest of it's customers. (or non-customers) A move like this on the part of your company appears to me that you are willing to support these actions. If this course of action is followed by your company, I will no longer be a customer of Office Depot.

    The article in question is the following.

    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=8472

    Thank You,

  50. Bias? Certainly not... by LordSah · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a summary of the logo requirements, from Microsoft's Logo site:

    List of Windows Fundamentals Requirements
    1.1 Perform primary functionality and maintain stability
    1.2 Any kernel-mode drivers that the application installs must pass verification testing on Windows XP
    1.3 Any device or filter drivers included with the application must pass Windows HCT testing
    1.4 Perform Windows version checking correctly
    1.5 Support Fast User Switching and Remote Desktop
    1.6 Support new visual styles
    1.7 Support switching between tasks

    Installation Requirements List
    2.1 Do not attempt to replace files that are protected by Windows File Protection
    2.2 Migrate from earlier versions of Windows
    2.3 Do not overwrite non-proprietary files with older versions
    2.4 Do not require a reboot inappropriately
    2.5 Install to Program Files by default
    2.6 Install any shared files that are not side-by-side to the correct locations
    2.7 Support Add or Remove Programs properly
    2.8 Support "All Users" installs
    2.9 Support Autorun for CDs and DVDs

    Data and Settings Requirements List
    3.1 Default to the correct location for storing user-created data
    3.2 Classify and store application data correctly
    3.3 Deal gracefully with access-denied scenarios
    3.4 Support running as a Limited User

    This may be an initial glimpse at how Microsoft could introduce Digital Restrictions Management by ensuring all retail hardware and software products are approved by Redmond.

    Logo requirements exist to ensure a quality user experience. NOT to force DRM onto the world through Office Depot. This is biased speculation on the part of the submitter, and timothy, objective as always, posted it on the front page.

  51. This is great!! by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't want to buy a CD burner that says it works on XP when it won't without having to jump through tons of hoops.

    I'm having a problem with an MP3 Player at the moment that has a USB interface. If I move this USB interface to any other USB port other than the one I installed the MP3 Drivers on, the MP3 Player won't work. It's clearly a software issue and this product isn't cleared as 'official' XP hardware.

    The Manufacturer's suggestion on how to resolve this issue is not 'wait for the next version of the drivers' but install the drivers on each individual USB port. I've got 7 ports and I'll be damned if I'm going to install the drivers 7 times.

    Dolemite

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  52. Palm screwed? by niola · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Judging by the text of the memo from Office Depot suppliers, I am thinking that companies like Palm may be hurt the worst. In the memo it says:

    Please be aware that Office Depot is immediately requiring all products that connect to a Personal Computer and Notebook Computer must pass these Designed for Windows XP logo requirements to be considered for retail distribution through our stores.

    Well, Palm and most other PDA's do connect to the PC. I wonder if this is also Microsoft's way of cutting in at Palm?

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  54. Re:Bias? Certainly not... by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Logo requirements exist to ensure a quality user experience."

    That explains why Windows packagings themselve do not have the logo.

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  55. I don't like this article... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "A SCHEME BEING IMPLEMENTED by Office Depot - almost certainly at Microsoft's behest"

    "Almost certainly" means that they're not sure. The article really pushes my anger buttons and I don't like it. Before the INQUIRERER pushes my rage button I would like to be sure that they know what it is that they are talking about so that I don't go off and make an ass out of my self.

    This may be a dark plot by Microsoft, it wouldn't be the first time but it also could be a decision made completely by Office Depot. Please don't push my buttons if you're not sure.

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  57. 5 keystrokes ! got time to spare? by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i type m for mozilla (in Unix)

    when I'm in plan9 I right click any text that looks like a url, select plumb and get's freebsd to open it in a new tab in mozilla on my second monitor

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  58. From an employee by MaestroRC · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've worked at Office Depot for about the last year and a half, in the Technology department. We sell a little of everything, including games and other software, and it is mostly (95%) oriented towards Windows. The only real Linux software that we carry in-store is RHx, and I'm quite sure we will continue to carry it. And for the mac stuff, well, as said previously, we only carry TurboTax and Quicken, and again, that will probably stay.

    What this policy is affecting most is going to be the bargain software as well as the cheapo hardware. From the perspective I see from working there, it is most definately a wise move, since most of the time when a piece of software or hardware does not carry the logo, it is much more difficult to install/use, and is prone to return (Example: Lexmark... who here HASN'T had problems installing their shitty inkjets?). It is unreal how many people buy something, can't get it to work without tweaking something that they dont know how to change, and take it back, even if there is a big "DO NOT RETURN TO STORE" sticker on it. Most of these products get return to "DND", which is either returned to the vendor for repair or destroyed; but either way it costs the store money. I think the biggest company this will hurt is Lexmark, unless they can get their certification soon. The bargain software, in my opinion, is good riddance.

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  59. Is the commercial software business dying? by mrkurt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the tradition of campers who keep asking, "Is BSD dying?", I have to ask: is the commercial software business dying? I realize that this decision on Office Depot's part to become Microsoft's bitch affects hardware as well, but it seems to me that the real pinch of this move is going to come most significantly to the software business. If MS can make this arrangement stick, it will hit the commercial software houses the hardest. After all, why would the Beast "certify" anything for Windows XP if it is in a category that they would like to dominate? I have in mind the things that Intuit, Symantec, and other vendors who sell popular desktop programs and have a significant market share. If they don't dance to MS' tune, then they might get locked out of the retail channel. Then again, that would be grounds for another lawsuit, which, by the time the court rules against MS, said companies could be out of business. Not that it would be any great loss in some cases...

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  60. One more reason to leave the M$ WinCrap by msoftsucks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As each day passes, there is yet one more reason to quit using the crap that M$ disses out. With the rules so skewed towards M$'s benefit, who can make any money in the Windows environment other than M$? How many good applications are going to have to follow M$ rules or die? Instead of dying, how about porting to Linux? When there are only 5 M$ XP approved apps and 200 Linux apps on the shelf, what do you think people are going to do? Do you think that they may eventually remove the WinCrap from their machines and move Linux?

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  61. This is how to restrict linux - slotting fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative



    This is how ms will restrict linux, and a method that anyone unfamiliar with dealing with retail outlets will have no knowledge or ability to stop.

    It's called a "slotting fee". Except, in reverse.

    What's a slotting fee?

    A slotting fee is the fee that supermarket chains charge to manufacturers for shelf space in their stores. The supermarkets started this, and perfected it, but it extends to all retails outlets.

    Want to sell your product? It costs $1,000 per foot per shelf per store. In cash. Up front. No guarantees. Not selling? You are kicked out the next week. That's how it goes on at most supermarkets, and that's how it would go on at most electronics outlets as well.

    The slotting fee is in addition to the marketing money, flyer money, sale money, advertising money that the manufacturers offer, or the chains demand.

    How does ms keep out linux? Very simple. ms already pays a hefty sum to retailers for advertising in the flyers, for sales, and for shelf/floor space. All they have to do is mention that it would be unfortunate if they started to see Lindows on the floor or shelves after they provided so much money for promoting their own brand. After all, we (ms) are in a lawsuit with them, there is no reason to promote them, is there? How much are they paying you? Really? And how much are we paying you? When my boss finds out you are stocking Lindows, he's not going to be too happy. He was just going over sales figures for the area. Your chain's figures are unchanged from last quarter, yet Will's chain is up 5% from last quarter, and up 10% from the same quarter last year. So is Frank's chain. So are all the other chains we've reviewed so far. This is really worrisome. Our division's been cut back next quarter on marketing money. You really have to give me a good reason to keep sending you these $10,000, $20,000, $50,000 checks, especially after you are stocking a company that we are having a major problem with. They are even trying to steal our name. Haven't you heard?

    I'll have to talk to my manager. I may not be able to save the marketing money for you next quarter. My manager has insisted that we concentrate on companies that are protecting our interests, and can show solid sales numbers. If he walks in here and sees Lindows, I'll lose my job. I'll see what I can do, but it doesn't look good. Maybe you can help me out. You know what you need to do. After all, what sales are you really seeing with Lindows? Our marketing payments exceed the gross sales of Lindows, and you are giving them valuable shelf space!?! Maybe you haven't had time to go over the figures. That must be your mistake. Here, let me show you your chain's sales for the past few quarters, and how much money you've been paid for marketing, flyers, slotting, co-branding, television ads, newspaper ads, and more. Now how much did you say your Lindows sales were?...

    It's highly unlikely that a chain buyer would even get as far as the last paragraph above. I've sat through similar conversations with chains, and it rarely gets that far. As soon as a retail outlet is threatened with loosing valuable funds, the outlet capitulates faster than Saddam. Every time.

    This is how ms will step on linux, and the linux sellers won't know what hit them, and by the time they figure it out, it will be too late, and they won't have the funds to play.

    btw, the attorney general of New York, and other states have come out and said that slotting fees are legal. Seagram's started this, and the New York Times or Wall Street Journal had a large article on this in the mid to late 80's, when this first started popping up, when Seagram's originally, allegedly started this, and if I remember correctly, they were mentioned in the article.

    One name like C...

  62. Who Looks At The Cert Logo? by istartedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You *have* to look at the system requirement anyway, and you don't need to be "certified" to say that your software runs on Windows.

    For that matter, who makes major software purchases at Office Depot anyway? Getting the best price is so much easier online, and unless you woke up and suddenly decided that your office had to use the next version or you were all going to die, the wait for delivery is no problem. I mean, it's one thing when a monitor goes out and you have to have it right now, but I can't conceive of any situation where you would suddenly have to go to OD and buy a shrink-wrapped title.

    At any rate, I wager that this is no harm to OD because most of the software they sell is probably "big name brand" stuff. Smaller vendors that don't cert will just keep selling online and through other outlets.

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  63. It's possible this is being blown out of proportio by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and equally possible that they are simply tired of selling some stupid camera/mouse/whatever, and having it returned because "it doesn't work in windows xp"

  64. How Do We Know Inquirer Isn't Lieing? by reallocate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Inquirer piece abruptly concludes with an alleged Office Depot memo to suppliers. The Inquirer neither explains the circumstance by which they came into possession of this alleged memo nor does it even bother to asert that the "journalist" whose name bylines the story made an attempt to contact Office Depot to verify it's veracity and authenticity.

    So much for journalistic credibility. Slashdot has neither the interest or the ethics to verify facts (hiding behind their "we just post other peoples' stuff" alibi), but I guess we can now add another source to the list of online rubbish vendors.

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  65. pain in the ass to conform to platform standards by GunFodder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm glad someone is taking a stand for lazy coding. I wish every application had its own unique look and feel. I love spending half an hour trying to figure out where all the menus are, or where the exit option is. I can't wait until uninstallers are spread throughout the system so I can spend 10 minutes trying to get rid of a piece of software. I wish that all help documents were either 8 billion line plain text files or embedded in a custom help browser.

    And I am so glad that most programs are installed in subfolders named after the fucking publisher, because the first thing that jumps in my head when I think of Nero is "Ahead", and Neverwinter Nights always makes me think "Bioware".

  66. It only applies to hardware by cyril3 · · Score: 4, Informative
    If you read the article it talks about items that connect to pc's and laptops as requiring certification. I assumed that meant hardware as I can't see how you can describe applications software as something that conects to a machine.

    It says nothing about application software.

    Can we stop the "Will they sell Linux" stuff now.

    I assume they got sick of people bringing back everything that threw up the "This is not signed" box.

  67. Cheap hardware at OfficeDepopt ~May 30th? by Spoing · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what this mandate says to me. Keep your eyes open folks! :)

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    A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
  68. The Big Lever by serutan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We may be seeing the early signs of Microsoft's stragegy to get people to switch to their new Palladium version of Windows. Think about how the Palladium version is going to be completely incompatible with existing Windows systems. Pre-Palladium software won't run at all. Documents will not be transferrable between the old and new systems. Users of the new OS will even have to buy new Palladium-equipped PCs.

    On the surface this seems insane. There are 40 million people still running Win98, who have never seen fit to upgrade their OS, let alone buy new hardware. Microsoft must have a strategy for making the switch happen. Perhaps they intend to embargo customers who don't switch, controlling the supply of software and hardware. Forcing the diehards to shop at secondhand stores for things like hard drives and video cards might be the Big Lever they use to make the world go where they want it to.

    How long do you want to bet it will be before non-Palladium hardware is outright illegal?

  69. A couple of observations... by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I decided to try going straight to the horse's mouth, as it were (ewwww! When was the last time this nag saw their dentist?!) I just got off the phone with the store manager at my local Office Despot, and -- are you ready for this? -- I knew more about it (from reading the article) than he did! In fact, he asked me to forward him the URL (which I did).

    This tells me that OD may not have even decided where they're going with this right away, outside of getting persnickety with their suppliers. I don't see it affecting "generic" stuff like cables, CD-R media, floppies, etc., nor (according to the manager I spoke with) is it likely to cause them to stop carrying stuff like Linux or FreeBSD packages.

    OD is, I was told, in the market to make sure that everything they sell in the computer hardware arena works with everything else they sell in the software arena. Those dreaded "Unsigned Driver" messages are indeed a big sticking point. They're out to provide, in the manager's words, a "Total Solution" to their customers (yes, you can laugh now).

    I don't dare invoke Godwin by making a comparison that I'm sure you can guess at. I will say that I've bought maybe two software packages at CompUSA in the last ten years, and I don't see that changing any time soon, especially since you couldn't PAY me to use X(tra)P(ain).

    The only other thing I'll add is that, in the long run, I believe this will only increase the demand for older (as in pre-XP and, more importainly, pre-DRM) software and hardware. I think, once again, the used-computer market is about to see another metaphorical shot in the arm (at least from those who know what the frell they're doing).

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    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  70. In principle, this is a Good Thing by devnull17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see why everyone's so up in arms about this. Windows is a proprietary platform, and should by all means take advantage of one of the strongest advantages of its nature: centralized quality control.

    Say what you will about Microsoft OSes; they've become stable enough that most crashes IO see are the fault of either hardware, drivers or third-party applications. Having a seal of approval makes a lot of sense in the consumer market: it increases accountability for the platform vendor and tends to raise software quality overall--at least when properly implemented. All game console manufacturers have been doing it since forever, and it's had very few side-effects.

    As long as development tools are available to anyone and the testing process is inexpensive and fair, I don't see any problems with this, and I certainly can't draw a straight line from software quality control to tighter DRM, as many of the more paranoid among us seem to be eager to do.

  71. Logo Certification != DRM by sfe_software · · Score: 2, Informative

    Where the hell does DRM come into this? The official criteria for Windows Logo Certification has nothing to do with DRM. It involes:

    - Obtaining a certificate from Verisign ($400)
    - Adhering to certain Windows Standards (noting that MS Office 2000 and Media Player would not pass)

    That's it. There are no DRM requirements, just making sure your software a) works with the latest Windows version and follows certain standards (not very strict), and b) is code-signed to ensure it is published exactly the way you released it (signed by you, with your own key).

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    NGWave - Fast Sound Editor for Windows
  72. People want a guarantee! by wholecake · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of the show 'Tommy Boy 1995'

    Tommy: "Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting."
    Ted: "I'm listening."
    Tommy: "Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside."
    Ted: "Yeah, makes a man feel good."
    Tommy: "Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarentee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter."
    Ted: "What's your point?"
    Tommy: "The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Build model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times."
    Ted: "But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?"
    Tommy: "Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me."
    Ted: "Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you."
    Tommy: "Well I...What?!"