ACM ICPC Results
An anonymous submitter writes: "Warsaw University has won the 2003 ACM International Collegiate Programming Contest with nine of ten problems solved. Second to fifth place are Moscow State University, St Petersburg Institute of Fine Mechanics and Optics, Comenius University, Tsinghua University. You can view the problems online, as well as the final standings. Congratulations to all!"
... OK, OK, I'll take the heat for this one.
Since two out of the top five are Russian...
In Soviet Russia, nine of ten problems SOLVE YOU!
I'm really, really sorry, but at least it's out of the way! =)
Seriously, though, congrats to all involved. I can barely decypher the damned PDF, let alone the problems within!
"Yeah, well, Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you and I said okay."
USA! USA! USA!... oh wait.
I went to internationals last year, it was a blast. IBM knows how to host a programming contest
I hold a patent on sigs...