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  1. Jules & Vincent Vega on French Military Contributes To Thunderbird 3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jules: What do they call Thunderbird?
    Vincent Vega: Thunderbird's Thunderbird, but they call it "le Thunderbird".
    Jules: "Le Thunderbird"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call Outlook?"
    Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't use Windows.

  2. Re:Quite an achievement... on Xbox 360 Kiosk Demo Spurs Hackers · · Score: 1

    Awesome! We're already half-way there! =P

  3. Murder weapon on Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered · · Score: 4, Funny
  4. Re:We can'ne change the laws of physics :( on Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85 · · Score: 1

    He was also suffering from Parkinson's Disease.

    Donate to the Parkinson's Society.

    Fare thee well, Mr. Doohan. And Godspeed.

  5. Re:It is a scripting language. on Getting Started with Game Development? · · Score: 1

    If that's the case, then I fail to see the difference between a scripting language and programming language. Care to enlighten me, or at least point me in the right direction?

  6. How about Flash? on Getting Started with Game Development? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know much of Slashdot's audience can't stand Flash, but I've had quite a bit of experience with it over the past five years -- I was a Flash game developer -- and I've got to say, ActionScript has become o very powerful language. Don't be fooled by its name: It's not a scripting language. It's an entirely object-oriented similar to Java and C#. You should feel right at home with it.

    The upside is a very rapid development phase: you could bang out a prototype in a couple of hours, depending on complexity. It's also an almost-ubiquitous platform: With the exception of *nix (of which I know very little, and as such refrain from commenting), the player is reportedly installed in 90% of all browsers.

    The does-side is that you have little-to-no control over lower-level functions, such as memory-management; no direct disk access outside of 'Flash cookies'; and absolutely no access to a user's video card. It's also quite an expensive application -- it starts at $499.00 USD for the standard version.

    Quite a number of amazing games have been developed using Flash, most notably (IMHO) Alien Hominid, which, ironically, has been turned into a full-fledged console game.

    That's just my two cents, at any rate.

  7. Re:Thanks a lot, neighbours... on Canada Introduces DMCA-Style Copyright Law · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? C'mon, man, it was a joke!

    That'll teach me to omit the smiley. ;)

  8. Thanks a lot, neighbours... on Canada Introduces DMCA-Style Copyright Law · · Score: 5, Funny

    I place the blame squarely on you, America. This was a great place to live, to go to school, to pirate music and raise kids until you moved in across the border.

    Sincerely,
    Canada.

  9. Re:Where are you Kenner? on Spielberg & Lucas Approve Indy 4 Script · · Score: 1

    And it's no longer a scimitar; it's a walkie-talkie.

  10. Ringworld RPG on Concepts That Should Be Games? · · Score: 1

    I'd love to play an RPG set in Niven's Ringworld. (I know there is/was a pen & paper version, though I've never played it.)

    Even better might be an MMORPG set on the ring. With a surface area of 1.6 x 10^15 square kilometres, and myriad cultures one could play forever and never get bored! (Well, that's probably not quite true. ;)

    Hell, even just a game set in Known Space, be it a Man-Kzin war RTS or space sim or FPS or what-have-you.

    Maybe a strategy (think Civ) or RTS game where the player assumes the role of a Pak Protector...

  11. Re:Nope. on Give Your DVD Player The Finger · · Score: 1
    ...and don't accuse me every time I interact with them.

    You obviously don't read Zola. =)

  12. Re:That's a lot on First 500 Terabytes Transmitted via LHCGlobal Grid · · Score: 1

    I'm obviously not the only who thinks so. And here I thought I was being terribly clever. Man, I gotta get me some new material!

  13. That's a lot on First 500 Terabytes Transmitted via LHCGlobal Grid · · Score: -1, Redundant

    That's a lot of porn.

  14. Re:Competition Regulations on Adobe Buys Macromedia for $3.4B · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to one of the Flash dev guys:

    "However, and this is a very important point, this has not occurred yet, and will not occur until approved by stockholders and government regulators."
  15. Re:Steam on Half-Life 2 - Aftermath · · Score: 1
    ...my Master System, Genesis-voltron, Saturn and...

    What, exactly, is a "Genesis-voltron"? I'm familiar with Sega's Genesis and the other systems you mentioned, but that "voltron" bit has me confused a bit!

    If if that's a typo, it's the strangest one I've ever seen. =)

  16. Sounds like... on Proposed Canadian Laws to Nix P2P Music Sharing · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...Juno awards (a vapid Canadian music industry shindig)...

    Sounds like someone didn't get nominated!

  17. An ideal device, IMO on Seeking a Good eBook Reading Device? · · Score: 1

    I'd like a reader that could also double as a comicbook viewer. There's a substantial amount of CBR/CBZ files floating around, so it would be interesting to find a device, maybe magazine-sized, that had a colour display & support for various ebook formats. A Tablet PC, while close, is still a little too bulky for lying on the couch and reading.

    What I'm looking for, ideally, is device with a portrait-oriented (taller than it is wide) screen, supporting at least 600x800 24-bit resolution.

    I'm not an engineer, so I don't know if this could work, but what I'm thinking is this: dedicate all the space in the guts of the machine to displaying the picture and reading data from USB memorysticks. So someone make an OS that works with this specific hardware (device drivers and a minimal file-browser) and sticks it on the aforementioned memorystick. Plug it in and boot the machine.

    Any external files you'd like to load have to be on a SECOND memorystick plugged into a second USB port.

    A touchscreen and a few buttons would make loading and navigating through documents a breeze.

    I doubt anyone will ever make such a device, though... Maybe I'll build one myself eventually.

  18. Re:no more TLDs, please on Government Finishes Internet Study -- 7 years late · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...countries like Tuvalu (.tv) reach technological savyness and find that their entire TLD has been used up by TV networks...

    According to Wikipedia:

    "In 2000, Tuvalu negotiated a contract leasing its Internet domain name '.tv' for $50 million in royalties over the next dozen years."

    They seemed to have profitted from having the .TV TLD, so it's not all bad.

  19. You forgot Set C! on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: 1

    Set C: Only Super Mario Bros. on the NES

    Results: Set C children are prone to jumping on the heads of mushroom-shaped people. ;)

    But seriously, who HASN'T thrown the stupid controller across the fucking room when playing a game?!?! I don't think it has as much to do with violence in video games as it does with a person's degree of patience.

    And did my parents' generation turn violent by playing cowboys and indians? Of course not.

  20. Slashdot effect on RFID + Dart gun = DartMail! · · Score: 1

    I decided to be nice and let them know of the potential slashdotting of their server before I submitted this story, so I sent 'em a DartMail.

    Too bad my aim was off. ;)

  21. Run for the Hills, Torvalds! on Dvorak on How Microsoft Can Kill Linux · · Score: 1

    Hahaha, I read the headline incorrectly... I thought the it said:

    Dvorak on How Microsoft Can Kill Linus
  22. Re:Sweet on Atari 2600 Mac Mod · · Score: 3, Funny
    Can it play Duke Nukem Forever too?
    Yeah. It can.
  23. Re:What will be the sound of... on Converting Images Into Sounds for the Blind · · Score: 1

    I dunno, but it will have one hell of an echo.

  24. Re:I'm not much of a coffee drinker.. on We Pay Our Rent By Buying Coffee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you've got it wrong: it's the beer you rent! =P

  25. Since when... on U.S. Army to d00dz - We're Coming for You · · Score: 1

    Since when is it illegal to use a wall-hack or aimbot? ;)

    Seriously, does anyone know the details?