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EDS Silent On New CEO's IT Consulting Past
theodp writes "Slate reports on the press release issued by IT consulting giant EDS to announce new CEO Michael H. Jordan that curiously doesn't show Jordan to have any experience in the IT consulting field. In the late '90s, Jordan helped create IT consulting firm Luminant, took it public, and served as chairman of its board for 21 months. Luminant raised $80+ million from its IPO and paid $422 million to buy businesses as part of its pure-play roll-up strategy before filing Chapter 11 and having its assets sold for a mere $3 million. Slashdot readers may remember Luminant as the wacky workplace of My Fake Job, in which an ex-"Late Night" writer described 17 days he spent faking a job at the dot-com."
curiously doesn't show Jordan to have any experience in the IT consulting field
Of course not. He was busy playing basketball
After a failed career as a member of the Chicago White Sox minor league team...and a lackluster return to the NBA, I suppose he now had some divine inspiration to try his hand at IT Consulting?
Should've stayed retired, man.
The baseball money only buys so much booze and so many hookers; we all know that IT Consulting is a business in which everyone makes it big and ends up a millionaire.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
a consultant comes in, cons you in giving them all your money, and then insults you :) :)
I read this in a Scott Adams' book.
Consensus is good, but informed dictatorship is better
We all have things in our past we don't like to talk about.
For me, it was the period in the early nineties when I wore
silver parachute pants and hypercolour t-shirts.
apt-get install deathstar && deathstar alderaan && echo "You're far too trusting"
Nor will you...ever...have to see...an email with...an absolute...overabundance of...ellipses... I'm dancing the happy dance of "No More Dick" with... Action...Urgency...Excellence!
where is the "I feel for ya, but that's some funny ass shit" moderation?