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Copy-Protected CDs Going Mainstream

bmarklein writes "According to this CNET article, Arista is going to start shipping copy-protected CDs in volume. Looks like the discs will include DRM'd Windows Media files in the second session. No mention of which titles will be affected, but Arista is the home of Santana, Whitney Houston, Pink, TLC and Kenny G."

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  1. Kenny G ... by outriding9800 · · Score: 5, Funny

    i am glad they are copy-protecting his stuff. that means less of it taking up bandwidth

    1. Re:Kenny G ... by ThePyromaniak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whats next...copy-protecting Michael Bolton and Yanni?

    2. Re:Kenny G ... by mr_burns · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree. No matter how unamerican DRM (the subversion of fair use) is, Kenny G must be stopped.

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    3. Re:Kenny G ... by breon.halling · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry -- you'll still be able to get your easy-listening fix right here! =P

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    4. Re:Kenny G ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh my god, they've killed Kenny!

    5. Re:Kenny G ... by vidnet · · Score: 2, Funny
      Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

      Come on, you were all thinking it!

  2. Heheh, yeah... by uberred · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good thing they picked sucky bands to copy-protect. :)

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  3. Not all DRM uses are bad by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... and Kenny G.

    And thus we have proof: not all DRM is used for evil purposes. Sometimes it's used for the common good ;)

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  4. i finally have proof by dkeav · · Score: 2, Funny

    first it was hasslehof, but now i have proof kenny G is a nazi, muhahahahhaahha, see not only does he ruin perfectly good dentists offices, but also the entire music industry huh who knew

  5. Now you're just asking for jokes.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Arista is the home of Santana, Whitney Houston, Pink, TLC and Kenny G."

    That's just too easy.

    1. Re:Now you're just asking for jokes.. by Sevidrac · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like shooting fish in a barrel full of fish...

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  6. Guess I'll just use warez then... by EvilNTUser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Before:

    Step 1: Want MP3
    Step 2: Buy CD
    Step 3: Have MP3

    After:

    Step 1: Want MP3
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: No profit!

    Way to go RIAA...

    (Not to mention that I don't even want the music on landfill-type media. Sell me MP3s online and I'll pay, goddamnit!)

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  7. So what you are saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    is that he is CURRENTLY taking up bandwidth?!?

  8. Unbreakable copy protection & perpetual motion by blackketter · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems ironic to me that two stories down from the post about the new copy protection schemes is an article about perpetual motion.

  9. Re:Don't call them CDs by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny
    Names.... names... um, ok... how 'bout:
    • TCOC - 10cm optical coaster
    • VACUUM - Various Audio Clips on Un-Usable Media
    • OCMH - Overpriced Crippled Music Holder
    • MHTNWP - Music Holder That Nothing Will Play
    • DMCA - Digitaly Mastered & Crippled Audio
    • FURBaH - Fair Use Rights Black Hole
    • JUNKeD - Just Uhnother aNnoying Krippled Disk

    How are those? I figured we should stay with acronyms.

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  10. Phew! by alexburke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Arista is the home of Santana, Whitney Houston, Pink, TLC and Kenny G

    Phew! So we don't have anything to worry about then. I was really getting worried for a minute there!

  11. Wow.... by miketang16 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I sure am glad I don't buy CD's. =)

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  12. Don't worry by secondsun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Radio shack has already released a patch for these cds.

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  13. ummm, by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like who gives a crap??
    All the "artists" listed suck anyway.
    And besides, never, ever tell a Linux dude "you CAN'T do that"
    He'll show you you're wrong.
    Hey, who stole my sharpie!! Damn!

  14. Re:Japan by DarkRecluse · · Score: 2, Funny

    If MA's CD is CP'd I'm going to be PO'd...

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  15. Re:40-somethings hate him too! by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you suggesting that us 40-somethings have such bad taste as to listen to Kenny G?
    No, but a lot of the none geek ones do. Dude, when I am SEVENTY, it will still be Aerosmith, Aerosmith and more Aerosmith. Got it?
    Yeah, but when you are 70, will you be able to hear.

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  16. Re:Copy Protection means NO FAIR USE by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Flashback to 80's computer software. Just hope your new music CD doesn't quiz you on the liner notes before allowing playback. ;)

  17. Place your bets!!!! by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long will it take for someone to discover how to beat the new attempt at copy-protection?

    Last time it was beaten with a pen.

    I'm calling the Vegas Sports Books for the Odds.

    Dolemite
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  18. Re:Eat a toad in the morning. Nothing... by njdj · · Score: 4, Funny
    Eat a toad in the morning. That way, nothing worse will happen all day.

    ... either to you, or to the toad.