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Debian's Own SourceForge
rescdsk writes "Raphael Hertzog recently announced
Alioth, a SourceForge installation dedicated for Debian use. All developers automatically have accounts, though anyone may get an account. Quoting the front page, the purpose of Alioth is multiple: to provide facilities to free software projects supported by Debian developers, to make it easier for non-Debian developers to contribute to projects initiated by Debian, and to support projects whose goal is to promote Debian or one of its derivatives. Go peer with great wonder!"
Frost pist!
A new Sourceforge is exactly what we need; another repository for half-baked ideas from incapable coders who will never release any files, but suggest that perhaps an industry experienced lead developer may possibly want to work full time on their CD alphabetising framework.
5th POST!!! btw, I like debian.... and sourceforge... and computers
As one biologist said: Wild monkeys are used to fending for themselves. When they can start getting food without working, their behavior changes. They become mean, aggressive and dangerous. If they see something they want they take it. Now, farmers have to hire guards with sawed off shotguns to protect their property (just like South Africa) and tourists risk attack whenever a monkey approaches (just like in any big American city).
Yes Amanda, our version of the Snow Monkey (Nigger Americanus) behaves exactly like the Japanese species.
Debian zealotry is annoying.
I mean, those fucking communists who spend their time licking Stallman's dick and talking about free software. It's not free? It won't make it into TEH DEBINA!
Morons, it's not about free or not free, but about getting the job done. Or should I use some crap like CVS when Perforce is around?
Raphael Hertzog recently announced Assfuck, an AssForge installation dedicated for Debian butt-fucking. All developers will automatically be ass-fucked , though anyone may get an ass-fucking if they install Debian. Quoting the front page, the purpose of Assfuck is multiple: to provide facilities to free ass-fucking projects supported by Debian homos, to make it easier for non-Debian homos to contribute to ass-fucking initiated by Debian, and to support ass-fucking whose goal is to promote ass-fucking within Debian or one of its derivatives. Go ass-fuck with great wonder!"
As a developer for Debian, you have a lot to answer for. You're essentially standing up and saying "I don't like progress. I don't think delivering on time is important. I'm elitist, and I think my product should only be able to be used by those who I deem most worthy. I believe in a communist system of government, and I abhor a democratic way of life". You're a very brave, and very stupid man. But let's not leave it an senseless personal insult. Let's analyse what you just said!
As a developer for debian, I find this most welcome news
I'm a raving homosexual.
Frankly, source forge does not have a focus on the Debian community
My needs as a homosexual are not met by the mainly hetero SourceForge community
and it's a difficult place to find people who are interested and knowledgable in Debian to help out on my projects
I'm glad that there is now somwhere that I can go to seek casual, anonymous anal sex with other like-minded communist/homosexual Debian developers.
This will be a great way for me to get in touch with other developers and get thing's done.
I'm getting horny just thinking about all that flabby, white geek ass-flesh that I'll be pounding soon. And the thought of my distended rectum being repeatedly violated by a guy with a Bruce Perens poster in his room is almost too much to bear!
Kudos to debian!
Debian is for homos like me!
There...I think that's a pretty thorough analysis of the text. Please don't be offended...it could be worse...you could be one of those paedophiles who uses BSD!
Thank you.
DEBIAN MUST DIE
AMERICAN IS SUPERIOR. MICROSOFT IS SUPERIOR
if i ever go for A STUPID opensource CRAP, I would go for RedHat, the all AMERICAN baby
FUCK THE FRENCH. FUCK the CANADIANS. FUCK BRITISH IDIOTS
USA! USA! USA! We ALWAYS WIN