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GTA: Sin City Announced

Anonymous Howard writes "According to Shacknews, Rockstar has announced Grand Theft Auto: Sin City, a new GTA game that incorporates Frank Miller's Sin City universe. Sounds awesome to me."

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  1. Also... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Also...

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    1. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because we all know those crispy, little fried potato sticks really represent liberty!

  2. Hmmm by packeteer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sin city... Vice city... whats next "temptation city"?

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    1. Re:hmmm by Selfbain · · Score: 3, Funny

      You'd better take my huge dick in your mother's mouth seriously. I'm stabbing her skull full of holes.

      Watch your step since those two sound like a dangerous combination.

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  3. Riiiiight. by Renraku · · Score: 2, Funny

    Featured in the game are a number of easter eggs. One of which happens on April 1st, which you jack the car you've been wanting for a while, and it immediately turns into a Ford Pinto the second you step into it.

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  4. Not this time by Elvisisdead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I ain't going to play Sin City.

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  5. GTA: Sun City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now you can hit the eldery right where they live! Rob them, rape them, even kill them any time you want. Best of all, their horrible driving adds a whole new edge to the game.

  6. How about GTA: Sim City? by BlaKnail · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to see a Maxis/Rockstar collaboration...

    Two players: The benevolent mayor building up his vision of a city, while the Mafia Don works to bring it down with crime.

  7. Re:how is this? by neurostar · · Score: 2, Funny

    How is this any different from vice city?

    Umm... vice city is a real game

  8. Damn.... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I first read it, I read it as "GTA: Sim City". I thought, damn, that would be cool. Create a city in Simcity 4000, then export it to GTA, and run around killing stuff. Kind of like "Streets of Sim City", only with more mindless violence. But alas, same old game, new city.

  9. what's next... by v_1_r_u_5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    is "The Sins", followed promptly by "The Sins Online." Both feature exquisite graphics involving .. well, perhaps it's best to leave that to the imagination.

  10. no... by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    JERSEY city!

    ;)

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