Slashdot Mirror
AMD and Fujitsu Spin Off Static Memory Giant
prostoalex writes "AMD and Fujitsu will form a new memory company. While corporations typically form new spinoffs every time you turn around, this one is different, claims ZDNet, since it looks like AMD will be splitting into two companies, one dealing in the microprocessor market, another in memory."
fp
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder you can remember to breathe. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with Teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing.
You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. And you probably dress funny, too.
There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you.
You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are Nature's way of saying "&#%!!" You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short words and I doubt you can dance.
You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise. You would proposition Jonbenet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines. You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your horoscope is rarely accurate.
You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
I have a strong wish for you to be attacked by a herd of horny silverback gorillas infected with CCHF. I hope the judge orders Rusty the Bailiff to spank you repeatedly as the jury laughs hysterically and Oxford grins like
the Mona Lisa. I pray a power spike of a size to make Nikola Tesla drool turns your doublewide into
something resembling a microwaved Faberge egg. I'd
like to see you selling roses in the jailhouse
cafeteria, dreams of bliss with children that never will be in such a newly bottom fed sex life making you bawl uncontrollably.
I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as
little respect for others as you do. Go away.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
Why Do I Not Get the Latest Stories in RSS?
/. editors such fucktards?
What the fuck is RSS? Why is this bullshit in my Science box instead of stories? Why is it a link to the FAQ? Why are the
I juse hope amd doesnt end up like this kitty.
The next few days were spent by Kantos Kan in teaching me the intricacies of flying and of repairing the dainty little contrivances which the Martians use for this purpose. The body of the one-man air craft is about sixteen feet long, two feet wide and three inches thick, tapering to a point at each end. The driver sits on top of this plane upon a seat constructed over the small, noiseless radium engine which propels it. The medium of buoyancy is contained within the thin metal walls of the body and consists of the eighth Barsoomian ray, or ray of propulsion, as it may be termed in view of its properties.
This ray, like the ninth ray, is unknown on Earth, but the Martians have discovered that it is an inherent property of all light no matter from what source it emanates. They have learned that it is the solar eighth ray which propels the light of the sun to the various planets, and that it is the individual eighth ray of each planet which "reflects," or propels the light thus obtained out into space once more. The solar eighth ray would be absorbed by the surface of Barsoom, but the Barsoomian eighth ray, which tends to propel light from Mars into space, is constantly streaming out from the planet constituting a force of repulsion of gravity which when confined is able to life enormous weights from the surface of the ground.
It is this ray which has enabled them to so perfect aviation that battle ships far outweighing anything known upon Earth sail as gracefully and lightly through the thin air of Barsoom as a toy balloon in the heavy atmosphere of Earth.
During the early years of the discovery of this ray many strange accidents occurred before the Martians learned to measure and control the wonderful power they had found. In one instance, some nine hundred years before, the first great battle ship to be built with eighth ray reservoirs was stored with too great a quantity of the rays and she had sailed up from Helium with five hundred officers and men, never to return.
Her power of repulsion for the planet was so great that it had carried her far into space, where she can be seen today, by the aid of powerful telescopes, hurtling through the heavens ten thousand miles from Mars; a tiny satellite that will thus encircle Barsoom to the end of time.
The fourth day after my arrival at Zodanga I made my first flight, and as a result of it I won a promotion which included quarters in the palace of Than Kosis.
As I rose above the city I circled several times, as I had seen Kantos Kan do, and then throwing my engine into top speed I raced at terrific velocity toward the south, following one of the great waterways which enter Zodanga from that direction.
I had traversed perhaps two hundred miles in a little less than an hour when I descried far below me a party of three green warriors racing madly toward a small figure on foot which seemed to be trying to reach the confines of one of the walled fields.
Dropping my machine rapidly toward them, and circling to the rear of the warriors, I soon saw that the object of their pursuit was a red Martian wearing the metal of the scout squadron to which I was attached. A short distance away lay his tiny flier, surrounded by the tools with which he had evidently been occupied in repairing some damage when surprised by the green warriors.
They were now almost upon him; their flying mounts charging down on the relatively puny figure at terrific speed, while the warriors leaned low to the right, with their great metal-shod spears. Each seemed striving to be the first to impale the poor Zodangan and in another moment his fate would have been sealed had it not been for my timely arrival.
What is it like in the future?
First, the entire world probably will be united using this method.
Then, the following events will occur:
How cheap is air? Air is priceless. Without air, we cannot survive.
If air is priceless, why don't we make our food priceless? If food becomes priceless, people no longer need to work 8 hours a day like slaves.
So in the future, farming will be done in high tech sky scrapers. This 80 stories high sky scraper is a giant robotic farm house. >>>
Everything will be fully automatic. Robots will farm for humans. The cost of farming will be extremely low. 1 acre of land can produce millions of tons of food each year.
Each year, American farmers spend 7 billion dollars on insect killing chemicals. But once we start farming in the sky scrapers, farming will become indoor. That means they no longer need to spray insect killers. Vegetables will also become cleaner and safer for us to eat.
Inside of the farming sky scraper looks like this. >>>
Everything is done by robots. Humans no longer need to farm by themselves. Robots and computers will take care of farming for us. Temperature can be adjusted inside the sky scraper to keep the plants warm under any weather condition. Each sky scraper can produce millions of tons of food each month. The cost of producing 1 ton of food is no more than producing just few pounds of food that has been farmed by human hands. So food will become extremely cheap in the future.
The green things are the plants.
This picture shows a robot arm
handling the plants.
If the entire world is incorporated in the future, there will be no more war. No more war means we don't have to pay tax to fund the military anymore. Then we can pay tax to fund a new global program. This global program allows the government to build these farming sky scrapers all over the world. The food produced by these sky scrapers will be distributed to the poor people who cannot afford to pay for food. Food stamps will be issued to the poor which allows them to collect food from these sky scrapers.
Living space will also become cheaper as the buildings become higher and higher.
So in the future, food and living space become a lot cheaper! Electricity will also become cheaper as we modernize the solar cell and wind technology. People no longer need to work 8 hours a day like slaves. Maybe people can work just 3 or 4 days a month. The rest of the time is fun. Remember! Our mission is to transform earth into heaven. Only technology and good ideas will help us.
You don't need to have children anymore because you stay young forever and you don't need your children to take care of you when you get old. So lots of people will decide not to have kids. People don't need to have kids before they become 40 year-old because now they can have kids when they become 300 or 400 year-old. So Immortality Device actually slows down human population growth. Hopefully, population will stop growing so that everyone will live a comfortable life.
In the future, everyone will have debit-credit cards. Paper money and coins will die out. Out-door merchants will all carry pocket size credit card processors. If people don't use paper money, 95% of the crimes will disappear because there will be no more bank robbers and grocery store robbers. No more drug dealers because nobody dares to buy or sell drugs using credit cards. If your friend wants to borrow money from you, you can transfer some money into his account using your cellular phone. If 95% of the crimes disappear, no more power hungry politicians and no more bossy policemen. There will be more freedom to the people.
NEXT -- How to unify the world and bring global peace?
You are free to go to a socialist paradise like Canada.
BOO! TERRO
Oh my god you fucking suck!
LOL
I have to give you credit on that one....