Hypernova Erupts as Global Telescopes Scramble
An anonymous reader writes "The remarkable Robotic Optical Transient Search Experiment [ROTSE] telescopes have tracked a 2 billion year old hypernova, from which an intense gamma ray burst reached earth on March 29. From Carl Akerlof, the ROTSE investigator: "The optical brightness of this gamma ray burst is about 100 times more intense than anything we've ever seen before." To underscore how the sun never rises on this automated telescope network, the observations switched rapidly from New South Wales in Australia back to Fort Davis, Texas, over a 12 hour burnout of the collapsing black hole."
Which kind of raises the question, why not a meganova, or a giganova?
jeez, silly names...
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Hide in your basesment and get out your tinfoil hat! ...I'm glad to see many of you are already prepared.
And it was just about to retire the next day. 2 billion years of loyal service as a hypernova, and it erupts just like that.
Quoted a co-worker, "It's what we call in the nova business retirony."
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This happened 2 Billion years ago.
Slow news day?
From Carl Akerlof, the ROTSE investigator: "The optical brightness of this gamma ray burst is about 100 times more intense than anything we've ever seen before."
And five minutes later, after someone accidentally spilled coffee on Dr. Akerlof, angering him, he was quoted as saying... wait for it... wait for it... all together now...
HULK SMASH!!!
Let the painfully immature gamma ray jokes begin.
Let's just hope we don't get one of these anywhere much closer than this, cause otherwise everyone will have a really good sun tan very fast!
Daniel
Carpe Diem
Fortunately, they didn't call their telescope network the Global Optical Automatic Transient Search Experiment, whose headquarter are in the Christmas Islands.
"Two billion years ago, in a far-away galaxy, a giant star exploded."
The death of star. Death Star.
I predict they might be seeing a second one of these explosions any time soon...
I can't wait until they see a Kournikova :)
-- Waht? Tehr's a preveiw buottn?
Is the quoted speaker the Rotse man? Rotse.cx?
Tim
Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
So they used the new ROTSE telescope. Has anyone heard of the GOATSE telescope? Yeah it's exclusively used for peering into massive black holes.
Rotse. I swear every and any word/acronym/setofcharacters containing o*tse or some form of it has, in my mind, been ruined forever. My first day at slashdot will continue haunt me to the end of my days.
Thank you.
Note: This sig contains nine S's, nine I's and five O's which... means absolutely nothing.
I don't care about cancer ... does this increase my chances of getting superpowers? Then I'd just have to find a tailor who can provide rip-proof purple pants ....
...SETI@home reports that they've finally gotten an intelligible signal from that area of the sky. The message came in just before the nova.
After decoding, it said, "Hey, Zborno, what's this button do?"