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OpenBSD Lands $2 Million In DARPA Money
An anonymous reader writes "Canada's National Post is reporting today that DARPA is (indirectly) funding $2-million (US) to Theo de Raadt of OpenBSD. The article is available here." Update: 04/07 21:01 GMT by T : As several readers have pointed out, this blurb should credit instead The Globe and Mail rather than the National Post.
Leave it to Theo to work an algorithm from the inside out.
1. Posses huge, pain-in-the-ass ego.
2. ?????
3. Get $2 million
4. Take over the world.
Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
Does this mean BSD is now somewhat commercialised? I think it's a grey area Theo is walking here. On one hand do you do what you do for free, or on the other hand do you do what you do for money. And if it's money involved I don't see it's ever completely "free" no matter what the GPL says. I think that worries me.
He's probably just upset the military is undercutting the market for OpenBSD powered baby-mulching machines.
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Girl well i heard the bitch was married to Tim and started fuckin with Trina Well i heard the bitch got hit by three zebras and a monkey i cant stand the bitch no way
When i walk up in the piece I aint goatta even speak Im a bad mamma jamma god damnit muthafucka
You aint goatta like me I aint stut'n these hoes need o talk wat ya kno Stop talkin bout who im stickin im lickin Just mad it aint yours I kno yall poor yall broke
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When i pull up in my whip Bitches wanna talk shit Im drivin im blindin them upside these muthafuckass did you see it Im drippin these curves skurrt did ya heard
I lovas my fellas my furs Ah i fly like a bird Chickenheads on the prowl Who u tryda to fuck now Now u aint gettin loud better calm down before i smack your ass down i need my drum bass high
has to be my snare strings horn yes i need myTim sound right left Izzy kizzy look at him
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Now i dont go out my house shorty you just waiting to see Who imma roll up in the club with and report that next week Just wanna see who i am or sniffin some coke i kno bythe time i finish this line imma hear this on the radio
Once upon a time in college park Where the live life fast and they scared of dark There was a little nigga by the name of Cris Nobody paid him any mind no one gave a shit Knowing he could rap no one lift ahand So he went about his bidness And devised a plan Made a CD then he hit the block
50 thousand sold 7 dollars a pop hold the phone three years later stepped out the swamp with ten and a half gators Now all around the world on the microphone He leaves your boobs smelling like burrberry cologne Still ridin' the chrome Got bitches in the kitchen never home alone And he's on the grind Please let me know if he's on your mind And respect you'll gimme
Ludacris i look lord like Timmy Had to clear these rumors I got a headache and its not a tumor Get up on my lap get my head tucked tight Sprayed so i never let the bed bugs bite
I'm hard to the core Core to the rotten You jump down turn around pick a bail a cotten
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Yo straight up, Missy killed that shit tonight fo'real I know I don't really care bout her being pregnant by Micheal Jackson You know what we should do?
We should go get her album when it come out, what she gon do she gon do, shh Hi Missy! Hi Missy?! Wusup foos! You think I aint knowin yall broke Milli Vanilli Jay Jay fan wannabes aint over here gossiping bout me?
Yo how bout you buff these Pumas for 20 cents so your lights wont get cut off You soggy breasts, cow stomachs Yo take those baby GAP shirts off, too You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party Yo by the way, go get my album Damn!
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THAT MONEY SHOULD GO TO HARD WORKING AMERICAN PORGRAMMERS LIKE THOSE IN THE GNU PROJECT OR IN THE LINUX PROJECT. THEO IS NOT ONLY AN LEECH--HE'S TAKING THE FOOD OUT OF STARVING AMERACAN MOUTHS!!! WHAT A JERK!!!!
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This is the same DARPA that funded the creation of the internet. The same DARPA that continues to fund new internet technology.
No more using the web for you until the war is over.
Hypocrite.
Who's Theo the Rat? Some kind of gangster daemon?
I am surprised that the government would endorse the "alternative lifestyle" of the OpenBSD developers by giving them money. Surely the government must realize they engage in "female challenged" sexual relationships.
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Mr. de Raadt is no fan of the U.S. military at the moment. He calls the war in Iraq an oil grab. "It just sickens me."
It sickens me too, the things we are learning about regarding how Saddam has treated his people. The torture, kidnappings, rape, etc. The way he lives like a king while his people starve all the while claiming US sanctions are to blame (while stockpiling food and other supplied no less). I'm really pissed that the US&UK forces are uncovering all of this, I liked it better when the UN and the world looked the other way because he had oil.
Finkployd
Why the hell is the US MILITARY giving TAXPAYER MONEY to some damn red cananadian commie hippy bastard when there are honest, God-fearing Americans that could use the jobs!
Well if Theo is against it, then I'm for it! After all, everyone knows that Theo has his head pretty far up his ass.