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Windows Key Leak Threatens Mass Piracy

lou_soyur writes "A key code for installing Microsoft's Windows Server 2003 has leaked onto the Internet. Rampant piracy sure to follow fears Microsoft, so it's a safe assumption that their lawyers "would scour the Internet looking for the leaked code". The joy of closed source security at work."

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  1. In other news... by miketang16 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The apparent owner of the 'leaked' key has disappeared today. Microsoft states there is absolutely no connection between the 2 events...

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    1. Re:In other news... by anthroboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was watching the TV coverage of this tonight, and they're saying that this is the work of Gates' evil henchman, the man known as "Intellectual Property Ali".

    2. Re:In other news... by _generica · · Score: 5, Funny

      The exact Press Release from Microsoft was:

      "We was out of town when that shit went down."

  2. Missing Link by bsharitt · · Score: 5, Funny

    The poster forgot to link to the leaked key. A fix would be appreciated.

  3. every window I've got is locked by wadiwood · · Score: 4, Funny

    Locking all the windows in the house and the sliding doors with locks that require keys to open, is my token gesture at keeping my computer equipment in the house and burglars out.

    I know it doesn't work always. And my contingency escape plan is throw chair through window in case of fire. Which will work unless I install security window tinting. In which case I may need a special ice pick to get out. Hmm, that might double as burglar repellant.

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    -- it must be true, it's on the internet.
  4. anyone read the headline too carefully? by ejaw5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Windows Key Leak threatens mass piracy"

    If I'm reading it correctly (2am w/o coffee) it seems that the subject of the sentence --Windows Key Leak-- is acting --threatens(threaten)-- on the predicate --mass piracy--.

    If MS is worried about piracy, shouldn't they leak *more* codes?

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  5. And now that I know I can get it for free... by BooMonster · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still don't want it!

  6. Re:What is it with Slashdot? by skillet-thief · · Score: 4, Funny
    A=26! Wow! I never thought of that.

    I was still using A = 1 B = 2... Now my stuff is really going to be secure.

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  7. Re:isnt' this illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    posting working serials here on slashdot? or are they all fake?

    well try this, does it make sense?

    Join the crowd
    Build a tower
    8 meters to the right
    8 meters to the left
    Forty meters in height
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    Wait for good weather
    Tear down the tower
    2 people will help
    Questions will follow
    3 days just have passed
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    Does anybody wonder
    Probably
    X is a hard letter
    T is much better
    Together they fit
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    You should know already
    8 again a typo?
    Good lord it's fun
    Help them spread there software
    Greed is a sin
    -
    7 sins there are
    You should have got it now
    You remember that 'fuck you' tombstone?
    Questions?
    You got it.

  8. Re:isnt' this illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I think you just made that up
    Unless you know something we don't
    Like you work for Microsoft
    Less chance of actually having a third valid serial
    So it seems, anyway
    Hey, or maybe you just nicked it from work
    I still don't believe you
    Thanks and goodbye!

  9. Re:What is it with Slashdot? by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Use Double ROT-13 encryption, and your securitiy problems will be over.

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  10. Re:Closed source security? by evil_one · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry, but that's just too funny. I snorted coffee out my nose when I read that.
    Can you imagine posts to LKML digitally signed by RMS reading something like "ph33r /\/\Y 1337 HuRD 0f GNUs!!! LOL ROFL"

    That said, The key that has been leaked isn't that big a deal to pirates, it just makes it less dificult to do the initial installation. Nat a big deal. Windows ME & 2000 pirate releases usually have a binary patch to the installer so it doesn't need a key at all.

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  11. REQ: Serial for Linux 2.4.20 by RenHoek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi, I need a serial for the latest Linux kernel, version 2.4.20, the old serial doesn't work anymore. I'd prefer a keygen over a crack.. TIA!!

    *now waits for the obligatory 'Me too!!' posts* :)

  12. Try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    make oldconfig deps modules bzimage install

    If that doesn't work for you, there are others!

  13. Windows Server 2003 Key Review... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 5, Funny


    After spending several hours looking over this latest release from the 'Redmondian Army of Doom', I have mixed feelings about this key as a whole but I still find myself strangely attracted to a few of it's verses. It is as if parts of it were composed by choruses of lilting angels while other parts we're slapped together with the premediation of a four year old making mud pies. Lets take a look at this new key... verse, by haunting verse, shall we?


    C4C24-
    What a stunning beginning! Almost symetrical, yet still off balance even with the repeating C's and 4's. The 2 was a discordant shocker at first, but the more I read over it, the more I found that it acted as a 'front porch', if you will, for the firmly concluding 4.

    QDY9P-
    This is that "Mud Pie" verse that I alluded to earlier. After such a strong beginning with "C4C24", "QDY9P" is a total dissapointment. I think the problem here is the 9. The "QDY phrase is an intriguing start to this verse but the 9 just throws away any semblance of order.

    GQJ4F-
    This is without a doubt, the most playful and funky verse in the key. The central "QJ4" is a sassy and taunting invocation of some well known classical themes which takes on a whole different tone when sandwiched between the "G" and the slightly naughty "F".

    2DB6G-
    Probably the most memorable verse in this work, I kept humming "2DB", "2DB", "2DB", "2DB" to myself all afternoon. This cadence was a welcome change of pace and helped move this key back in the right direction toward the finale.

    PFQ9W
    What a triumph! This final verse had me on the edge of my seat in anticipation as each new character played on the preceeding ones with a curious mixture of both lust and fury. The "PFQ" opening is both sensual and vulgar at once, but when blended into a "Q9W" clarion call, the effect is awsome and should stand as one of the great Windows Key verses of all time.

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  14. Re:What is it with Slashdot? by nadaou · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here I've been using A = 65 B = 66... damn.

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  15. Picture this... by sterno · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seedy bar. Toilet stall door.

    "For a Good Time "

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