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Matrix Reloaded Trailer Released

phreak404 writes "The full theatrical trailer for The Matrix Reloaded was released today. Its in Quicktime, 1000px by 540px, and weighs in at about 100MB. Looks awesome and unlike the previous teasers, actually has some of the plot." As soon as someone puts up a bitorrent we'll post it here. Update: 04/11 00:40 GMT by J : And here it is, http://f.scarywater.net/ (includes links to client download, stats, old torrents, fun stuff like that).

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  1. Unlike the movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It has some actual plot.

  2. I'm ready.... by jonny-mt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Personally, between The Animatrix, Enter the Matrix, and the Matrix Reloaded, I'm about ready to take the red pill.

    Long as I get some of those cool sunglasses, I'll be okay....

  3. The Matrix by osPDAproject · · Score: 5, Funny

    To tell you the truth, I never saw the first one! *GASP* -1 Flamebait :)

    1. Re:The Matrix by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 4, Funny
      :: gasps ::
      And you call yourself a NERD!

      :: sputters ::
      Why...you...you...
      ...should never be allowed back on Slashdot!

      ;-)
    2. Re:The Matrix by macshit · · Score: 2, Funny

      this was a HBOC type of guy

      Hunchback of Cleveland?

      HoverBot Overlord Class?

      Hairy Back Oiled Chest?

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    3. Re:The Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      see i resolved a similar problem by just watching the matrix with my girlfriend since shed never seen it before

  4. Re:Screw it by subzerohen · · Score: 2, Funny

    403 kbs...

    Obligatory Nelson Quote: "HA HA"

  5. All right soldiers.... by soulsteal · · Score: 5, Funny
    Time to begin Operation: AOL Bandwidth Freedom.

    Don't stop until we've "liberated" every last kilobit of bandwidth from AOL.

    1. Re:All right soldiers.... by Fryed · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suspect the "shock and awe" phase will begin soon, when AOL's machines begin bursting into flames.

      That, or when they get the bandwidth bill.

  6. Re:Patience is a virtue! by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or perhaps I have more important things to talk about over beer with friends.

    Which topic of conversation could be more important than Carrie-Anne Moss in a tight leather catsuit?

  7. ironic by lingqi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Behind firewall so no bit torrent...

    5.7kb/sec currently, and probably will not get better (on a T1, no less), which means:

    waiting 4 hours 42 minutes and 33 seconds to see a tailer for a movie that will last, at most, half of that.

    I am sure there is something wise to be said here.

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    My life in the land of the rising sun.

  8. Summary For Those Without Broadband by Galahad2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

    1. Re:Summary For Those Without Broadband by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shit..it'll be out in the theatres before you're done..why bother?

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  9. It's an upside world... by ymgve · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when the only time slashdot even considers mirroring or give alternative sources to material is when the source is AOL, which has pipes wide enough to max out the lines of all slashdot users at once...

  10. lacking speeds? by NewWaveNet · · Score: 4, Funny

    368 KB/s 379 KB/s 380 KB/s hmm...i think the slashdot effect is loosing it's power! so sad ;)

  11. Re:Screw it by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "403 kbs...
    Obligatory Nelson Quote: "HA HA"


    Soon the pants will be dropped, and the rulers are going to come out.

  12. Re:Patience is a virtue! by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny
    Which topic of conversation could be more important than Carrie-Anne Moss in a tight leather catsuit?

    I'll bite: Carrie-Anne Moss without a tight leather catsuit, perhaps?

    (smiles, sighs)

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  13. Sorry... I gotta pull "The comic book guy" by Rooked_One · · Score: 4, Funny

    and say "BEST TRAILER EVER!"

  14. Re:Patience is a virtue! by Cranx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blunten? Don't you mean "embluntenate?"

  15. I hope some of that slo-mo was inserted by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Funny
    If the trailer is all actual, real time footage from the movie (ie, none of it was slowed down for the trailer), it looks like they filmed about 10 minutes of footage, and are stretching it out to 2 hours.

    Seriously, I understand that playing with the speed of the camera can make things more dramatic, but that was just ridiculous! It doesn't work if you keep using the same trick over and over again.

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    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  16. Re:Patience is a virtue! by StandardDeviant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why be exclusive? Before removal, during removal, and after removal are all interesting states in the CAM system. :-p~~~~

  17. Re:yeah I'm in a trollish mood by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heck, I'm getting goose bumps just remembering how I felt the first time I saw Neo dodge the bullets.

    But he didn't dodge any bullets. He just fell over backwards. It looked silly!

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  18. The red pill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Morpheus: Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is but it's there, like a splinter in your mind driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

    Taco: The Duplicates?

    Morpheus: Do you want to know what THEY are? The Duplicates are everywhere. They are all around us, even now in this very forum. You can see them when you search for old stories or when you view yesterday's stories. You can read them when you go to work, when you go to user's groups, in the background when you do your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

    Taco: What truth?

    Morpheus: That you are a slave to techno news & discussion, Taco. Like everyone else you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.... Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Duplicates are. You have to see them for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how many rabbits are in the hole.... Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more.... Follow me.... Cowboy Neal, are we online?

    Cowboy Neal: Almost.

    Morpheus: Time is always against us. Please, take a seat there.

    Taco: You did all this?

    Trinity: A-huh.

    Morpheus: The pill you took is part of a trace program. It's designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can find similar inputs.

    Taco: What does that mean?

    Cypher: It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye-bye.

    Taco: Did you...

    Morpheus: Have you ever read a story, Taco, that you were so sure was original. What if you were unable to tell the difference. How would you know the difference between the original story and the duplicate?

    Taco: This can't be...

    Morpheus: Be what? A duplicate?

    Trinity: It's going into replication.

    Morpheus: Cowboy Neal?

    Cowboy Neal: Still nothing.

    Taco: It's old. It's old.

    Morpheus: Tank, we're going to need a signal soon.

    Trinity: We've got duplication.

    Morpheus: Cowboy Neal, location.

    Cowboy Neal: Targeting almost there.

    Trinity: It's going into the home page.

    Cowboy Neal: Lock, I've got him.

    Morpheus: Now, Tank. Now.

  19. Japanese characters by cascino · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anyone else find it interesting that Japanese characters have replaced the American alphabet in the famous green columns of scrolling letters?
    Perhaps its a nod to the film's origins.

    1. Re:Japanese characters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      flamebait::
      and since when has it been the American alphabet?

  20. Re:Patience is a virtue! by UberLord · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll bite: Carrie-Anne Moss without a tight leather catsuit, perhaps?

    I'll just bite Carrie-Anne Moss with or without the tight leather catsuit ;)

  21. Casting. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 4, Funny

    nor will I watch XMEN2 to see a superb ensemble cast.

    *cough* Patrick Stewart *cough* Ian McKellen *cough*

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  22. Re:Patience is a virtue! by CaseyB · · Score: 2, Funny

    "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."

  23. you lie! by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    But what about all that shiny-ness! And all that silver and black?! It was like, WHAM, BOOM, ZAAP!

    And the part where he goes "I just learned kung fu!" its a crime that he didn't win an oscar for it!

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  24. Re:Warning.. ultra high res needs a fast machine by wheany · · Score: 2, Funny

    AMD 1.7 GHz / 1 GB RAM. Worked fine, except it slowed down on several occations. Especially during fighting scenes and when there was a lot of debris in the air.

  25. Re:yeah I'm in a trollish mood by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...I want them to transport me somewhere that's not real, and just plain feels cool...

    Try narcotics...

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    "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

  26. HUMOR: watch the dancing Neos! by reve · · Score: 2, Funny

    Welp, after watching that one I figured someone had to go and make a dancing Neos animation.

    So I did.

    dancing neos at monsterkitty

    oh yeah.

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  27. Re:Floating wheels and bad FX? by Kintanon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, most of us don't spend our morning commute making a detailed analysis of the shape and configuration of the shadows under large trucks, or of the way their tires are compressed by weight. In fact, I've never once given a thought to it. So to me, that picture looks totally right and natural because I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT THE SHADOWS LOOK LIKE UNDER A FUCKING TRUCK!
    Why the fuck are you frame-by-frameing the fucking trailer? Do you have no fucking life? Get a job you hopless fuck! It's a movie not a fucking documentary it doesn't have to be 100% fucking reality reflecting. It's a movie about a computer simulation of a reconstruction of the 20th century "real" world. Maybe the machines were aware that only 1 out of every 1 billion people in their little world gives a flying fuck what the truck shadows look like so they didn't bother to waste the processing power to render them? Good lord man it's a SHADOW of a TRUCK that's on the screen for about 2 seconds. Let it go.

    Kintanon

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