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Tiny Bubbles Key to Cooling Crazy Hot CPUs

Smaz writes "With future CPUs expected to generate as much as four times the heat of today's processors, wicking away that heat remains one of the biggest engineering hurdles in the biz. Researchers at Purdue have developed a pumpless liquid-cooling system that removes nearly six times more heat than existing systems. The trick, it seems, is in the tiny bubbles. From the Science Blog."

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  1. yeah by bananaape · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is also why beer is good.

  2. Wow, who woulda thought... by the_consumer · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... that the music of Don Ho would ever yield any practical engineering application.

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    1. Re:Wow, who woulda thought... by mmaddox · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would argue that the school's mascot - the boilermakers - would probably have a lot more to do with the idea for the technology.

      Great stuff!

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    2. Re:Wow, who woulda thought... by tuffy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess Don Ho is cool after all...

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    3. Re:Wow, who woulda thought... by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don Ho Trivia:
      He got his first name from his godfather and his last name from yo' mama.

  3. And the next great innovation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...will be using the descending liquid flow to turn a generator to provide additional electricity.

  4. Yes but will they keep you from burning your unit by bubblegoose · · Score: 1, Funny

    From this article

    Laptop burns boffin's penis
    November 22 2002

    Doctors are warning that laptop computers may inflict a burn even through clothed skin, after the bizarre case of a Swedish scientist who scorched his penis and testicles while writing a report in his armchair.

    The unnamed 50-year-old father of two had balanced the computer on his lap while he wrote the report at home, taking about an hour to do it, according to a letter published in the next issue of the British medical weekly The Lancet.

    The following day, he started to develop painful blisters on his foreskin and scrotum, which became infected but eventually cleared up without the need for antibiotics.

    Laptop manuals usually advise users not to use the computer while its base is resting directly on exposed skin, as heat can build up if the device is left on for a long time.

    In this case, however, the patient had been wearing trousers and underpants.

    The tale "should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop computer, in a literal sense," said the letter's author, Claes-Goran Ostenson of the department of molecular medicine at Stockholm's Karolinska Institute.

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  5. Anybody else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    imagining a Lava Lamp mounted to your CPU?

  6. so in the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    you will hard boil an egg rather then fry it on your P12 256bit quad CPU.

    darn, all have to get a new recipe book.

  7. Cue the Don Ho Jokes... by Pirogoeth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tiny Bubbles
    Running WINE
    Make me happy
    Make my PC feel fine.

    Tiny Bubbles
    Make me warm no longer
    With a feeling that I'm going to cool you
    Till the end of time

    So here's to the Boilermakers
    And here's to Purdue
    But mostly here's to a cooler CPU

    Tiny Bubbles
    Running WINE
    Make me happy
    Make my PC feel fine.

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  8. Aero Bar by DJCouchyCouch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bubbles? Bubbles of nothing?
    DJCC

  9. Guinness as cooling agent ? by bushboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    They mention bubbles in this article - well, it's common knowledge that bubbles in Guinness defy gravity !

    So maybe these chips will be served with a Guinness cooling agent ?

    A 500 year old cooling method can't be wrong !

    I love my chips with Guinness !

    Hic, arrrr

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  10. IBM was right all along ... by binaryDigit · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... Microchannel was the way to go.

  11. i call that this is going to be.. by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Funny

    VAPORware!

    yeah, had to say it and couldnt find it said with 1 sec search.

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  12. Re:Imposible to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try this special secret Flash advertisement blocking technique:

    # rm /usr/lib/mozilla/plugins/libflashplayer.so

    I have found it is capable of stopping all flash advertisements before they even load.

    Remeber, it is a secret. So please don't tell anyone.

  13. I've known this all along by SlightlyMadman · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's quite a cheap and simple system, that I've been using for years. Here's how it works:
    1. Buy some cold beer
    2. Open a bottle
    3. Take a sip, then sit the bottle next to your cpu
    4. Repeat 3, until beer is empty
    5. Repeat 2-4, until beer is gone
    6. Repeat 1-5, until unconscious or broke
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  14. Re:Cavitation? by bittmann · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will be interesting to see if the shock waves from the cavitation (the sudden formation of the tiny bubbles) affects the operation of the chip or erodes the surface, limiting the life.

    No, no! It won't be the shock waves that reduces the life of the chip...rather, it will be the hard radiation from the resulting sonoluminescence and nuclear fusion that will undoubtedly occur.

  15. misread first line by bryanthompson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I looked away as I glanced at the first line and read it as "With future CPUs expected to generate as much as four times the heat of the sun..."

    I was going to agree... my t-bird 1.3ghz gets daamn hot. :)

  16. Of course it came from Purdue by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the heat from the CPU creates bubbles in the liquid... Certainly sounds like a Boilermaker to me!

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  17. Bah by thejackol · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Honey, come quick, the computer's bubbling. There are tiny bubbles all over the place"

  18. But can they scrub? by Small+Kingdom · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm going to hold out until the inevitable integration with the advanced chemistry found in my Scrubbing Bubbles(r) Bathroom Cleaner.

    Then my PC will be heat AND dust free! Less work for Mom!

  19. Stop using fish! by fritz1968 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Today's computers use fans and heat sinks containing fins to help cool circuitry.

    That's the problem with today's technology. We keep using Fish in our hardware. No wonder the experts predicted that the smaller the channel, the less heat that would be dissipated (paraphrasing). The fish they were using would not be able to fit though the small channels, thus causing the channel to be blocked!

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  20. This explains exploding control panels by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Funny

    This explains why the Star Trek control panels are always exploding. It's not that they routed main power through a switch on the panel, it's that the fancy-assed graphical display needed a terahertz-class processor to render the warp field display in real-time. That last Romulan disruptor blast just dislodged the heatsink for a few milliseconds and {poof}.

  21. Re:Different approach from HP by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
    The Economist about efforts to cool down future HP CPU's (read: Itanium X) using inkjet heads from HP's printers and plotters to spray cooling fluid directly on the chip's surface, overcoming the bubble problem.

    Let me guess: they'll sell these high-end servers for only $50. The catch is that they'll constantly consume cooling fluid from insanely priced single-use proprietary HP cartridges. What's worse, the server will come only with a half-filled cartridge.

  22. Re:Pumpless circulation by evilviper · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh, and I apologize for my horendous spelling but you don't have to spell to run a nuclear reactor.


    Note found at Chernobyl:
    seam to haveing seeris probum with retacter. dun't sart teests

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  23. Re:Pumpless circulation by Tim+Doran · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, and I apologize for my horendous spelling but you don't have to spell to run a nuclear reactor.

    Very true, Homer. Very true.

  24. Cooling - Lava Lamp - Random numbers by emarkp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally! A dedicated random number generator coprocessor.

  25. Kit Please! by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, now sell me a DIY kit so I can tame this Athlon T-Bird block heater. 50 degrees idle with a 7000-rpm fan.. it's insane!

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  26. Groan by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm only pissed because you posted it first...

    For all the non-Microsoft folks out there:

    Tiny Bubbles,
    Running Xine,
    Make PC happy,
    Make PC fine
    ...

    (Cue the large beast swallowing the poster in a Monty-Pythonesque cartoon sequence.)

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