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  1. Why would he start supporting VR now, they are late to the bus. Microsoft, google have already started partners with companies or are working on their own thing. Apple is really late to the party and everyone has partnered up. Who are they going to get on board with? Valve? Unlikely.

    Yep, that totally sounds like Apple: coming out early before everyone when the technology is new and the market unproven and partnering up with everybody.

  2. I don't know about Venus on Venus May Have Active Volcanoes · · Score: 0

    But I know uranus has the occasional gusher.

  3. Re:You don't get it. on The Tricky Road Ahead For Android Gets Even Trickier · · Score: 1

    Android came out in 2008? How long should they keep going until they try to make money? 10 years? 15 years?

  4. How to tell if it's working properly? on Hyundai To Release "Semi-Autonomous" Car This Year · · Score: 1

    How can someone be sure that when the car is driving itself that it'll properly react to something that goes wrong? Let's say the system that follows the lane is fine but the system that is supposed to avoid sudden obstacles isn't. What can you do? How can you find out?

  5. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah on Apple's "Spring Forward" Event Debuts Apple Watch and More · · Score: 1

    I love these ifnorant asses comparing an apple product that will be defunct in a year to Rolexes. The stupid is very very stron in the onse that love to blow Jobs.

    *cough*

  6. Re:so lets have a breakdown on Apple's "Spring Forward" Event Debuts Apple Watch and More · · Score: 2

    And the real kick in the ass is that apple will immediately slash prices 80% once an android competitor comes out

    Yep, that totally sounds like Apple.

  7. bullshit on Scientists Discover Compound In Baby Diapers Can Enlarge Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    I've been eating diaper liners for YEARS and I still haven't gotten any smarter.

  8. Apple stagnating again on Chrome For OS X Catches Up With Safari's Emoji Support · · Score: 1

    Let's face it. Apple, known to all as a true innovator, is being taken over with stagnation. Once again, without Steve Jobs as a strong leader, it has rested on its laurels to let competitors overtake it. Google, which was lagging behind in important international emoji support in Chrome, was able to finally catch up to Apple, but only because of the latter's sitting on its hands. To Apple's fans, it's another slap in the face of lagging behind. Look, Google is now the true leader in emoji support and most analysis expect Apple to continue its downward slide towards oblivion. Expect Apple stock do drop by 50% over the next few days.

  9. Acadian Dictionary & Grammar on What Isn't There an App For? · · Score: 1

    Y'en a pas su'l store right now. Tchequn devrion faire une. Ca halerait right bocoup de piasses pour se greiller des bounes hardes.

  10. Re:The traditional response on Phablet Reviews: Before and After the iPhone 6 · · Score: 1

    I can always trust comments on slashdot objectively evaluate tech without an personal slant.

    Can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

  11. Re:Keyboard on iOS 8 Review · · Score: 2

    That's right on the money. All that was stopping millions (and millions!) from going to Apple was a customizable keyboard. And Apple's lost them forever, because of the Android store lock-in.

    But seriously, I'd say the keyboard providers will make more money on iOS now than on Android.

  12. Of course this means on iPhone 6 Sales Crush Means Late-Night Waits For Some Early Adopters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple is doomed.

  13. Re:Ah yes... on Apple Announces Smartwatch, Bigger iPhones, Mobile Payments · · Score: 1

    You really think they'd announce new Macs at an iPhone event?

  14. Re:$7142.85 on A 24-Year-Old Scammed Apple 42 Times In 16 Different States · · Score: 3, Funny

    A couple of iPhone cables, iTunes gift cards, iPod socks. Pretty soon it adds up.

  15. Re:Great Story! on The First Person Ever To Die In a Tesla Is a Guy Who Stole One · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm shocked, SHOCKED, at your use of puns.

  16. Re:Uber is Pushing Clarity on Uber Demonstrations Snarl Traffic In London, Madrid, Berlin · · Score: 2

    > it also allows the cabbie to rate the rider, potentially increasing safety for the cabbie in ways that the government model does not and can not.

    Rider murdered me in the face. One star.

  17. Re:"too hard for developers" (sniff) on Samsung's Position On Tizen May Hurt Developer Recruitment · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not the difficulty, it's the potential waste of effort for supporting one platform when Samsung up and decides to change to another. Why support a company you can't rely on being stable?

  18. Re:Wierd headline on Apple, Google, and Amazon's Quest For One Remote Control Is Futile · · Score: 1

    Well, how hot was she?

  19. I can get some fricking work done.

  20. Re:Elegant code is... on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Consider Elegant Code? · · Score: 1

    SCLMERMCC! It's a new coding methodology, I can feel it! Just look at that name. it just rolls off the tongue.

  21. Re:expect apple to come out with a cheapo laptop on PC Shipments In 2013 See the Worst Yearly Decline In History · · Score: 1

    And monkeys will fly out of my butt.

  22. Re:How is this a remotely useful product? on Google Testing Smart Appliance, Would Compete With Nest Thermostat · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, "don't forget". For flawless foolproof plans, that's right up there with "be careful" and "I'll pull out in time".

  23. the rest? on Bots Now Account For 61% of Net Traffic · · Score: 1

    The rest is all Netflix?

    Netflix and Youtube?

    Netflix and Youtube and bit torrent?

    Netflix and Youtube and bit torrent and porn?

  24. Large methane release? on Siberia's Methane Release Larger Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Sorry guys, that was me.

    #extra_large_burrito

  25. Re:That is Fake Tempest on TxK, Tempest 2000 Remake for PS Vita Demoed · · Score: 2

    I'm trying to get off his lawn as fast as I can!!!!