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AOL Sues Spammers

mabu writes "Prompted by what they're reporting as over eight million complaints and the result of over a billion inbound junk e-mails, according to this press release, America Online is now stepping up its battle against spam by initiating five lawsuits against over a dozen companies and individuals. Let's hope this is the beginning of a more aggressive effort on the part of ISPs to prove to their users that they are seriously interested in addressing this issue, and at its source. I've maintained that this has never been a freedom of speech issue. It's more an issue of mail relay hijacking, forging header information, and exploiting third-party networks and resources. Perhaps if more ISPs took action, we might see the backbone providers doing so as well?"

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  1. May as well be the first to say it by sssmashy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You've got a summons!"

    1. Re:May as well be the first to say it by ahaning · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks. I was actually wanting someone to reply with the next line in the Rocky & Bullwinkle skit...

      "It's a summons."
      "What's a summons?"
      "It means sommon's in trouble!"

      But, yeah, a factual reply works, too ;-).

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    2. Re:May as well be the first to say it by Rombuu · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you have to go with the wittier: "You've Got Jail!"

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    3. Re:May as well be the first to say it by jaredmauch · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You've got Certified Mail"

    4. Re:May as well be the first to say it by inaeldi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not according to my friend's mom. She couldn't grasp the concert of data just "disappearing", so I told her that it goes into the wall. As far as I know, that's what she still thinks.

    5. Re:May as well be the first to say it by julesh · · Score: 1, Funny

      Look, if they didn't do this, we'd all have to buy drink coasters, right. And they're normally much bigger & heavier. So they're actually saving resources...

  2. Arg!!! by Keebler71 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Argh!!!! Who do we hate more?! Spammers or AOL? Thank goodness MS isn't involved in this story or I'd be really perplexed.

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    1. Re:Arg!!! by Trogre · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think the official order is something like this (sorted from least evil to most evil):

      1. Intel
      2. AOL
      3. RIAA/MPAA
      4. Spammers
      5. Microsoft

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    2. Re:Arg!!! by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 3, Funny

      You left option 6:

      Cowboy Neal

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  3. dupalicious by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL already has 5 more suits, wow, they're really piling them on, since just earlier today it was reported that they had five initial suits!

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  4. AOL?! by hobbesmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I sue AOL for spamming me with CDs and floppy disks for the last decade?

  5. Let's think... by stevejsmith · · Score: 0, Funny

    Okay, so we have established the fact Timmy and General Burrito don't read their own site, but what about the submitters!? I mean, for God's sake, we all stop dupes. Do you think it's somebody doing it on purpose? You know, seeing if they can get somebody to post a dupe just for fun? Actually, that could be a cool sport... You know, you'd have to get the timing just right (stalk Timmy, figure out when his wife's PMSing so that you can find out when he's most stressed out, etc.). Wow...*lightbulb goes on*

  6. Update by T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    I can predict the future:

    Update: (some future date) by T: Yes, it's a dupe.

  7. Instant Karma.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go to the previous posting of this article and repost a few of the +5's.
    Instant Karma!!

    I posted as AC now but I bet the first few +5's here will be from me!! HAHAHA

  8. Not a dupe by djupedal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it is a 'parallel post'.

  9. If AOL can sue spammers... by mhesseltine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we sue Taco & crew for posting duplicate stories? I wasted 5 minutes of time on this article. My time is billed at $100/hr. Taco owes me $8.33

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  10. I can see it now.... by theoddball · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...ten zillion "free" AOLSummons CDs clogging up spammers' mailboxes and stuffed in their magazines. All AOL has to do is what they know best...

  11. From the Book of Illiad by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the Book of Illiad...[userfriendly.org]

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  12. Evil Quotient factors by mr.+methane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps I can help clarify the method of assigning an EQ (Evil Quotient) to an organization. As on Slashdot, a higher number is generally good.

    CEO has visible body piercings: +1
    Company is profitable: +1 .. for more than two business quarters: -2
    They make something you like: +2 .. but you have to actually pay for it: -3
    CEO denounces another CEO with a 0 EQ: +1
    Company allows wearing of sandals in office: +1
    Company requires workers to actually work: -4
    Company has more than 100 employees: -1
    Board meetings are held in exotic locations: +2 .. specifically, non-extradition countries: -3
    Company changes name after "that incident": -2
    Company makes the most popular products: -4
    Company makes neat stuff you'd never buy: +3

    I'm only hitting the major check-offs here.

  13. I'm confused.... This is Tuesday, isn't it? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought on Tuesdays we were supposed to hate AOL, and love the little ISPs.

    Did somebody change the /. calendar again on me?