The very idea! The last thing I want is for my bar stool to move away from my drink!
-- ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
The Bar Racer Theme Song
by
buyo-kun
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· Score: 5, Funny
Here he comes
Here comes Bar Racer
He's a drunk on wheels
He's a drunk and he's gonna be chasin' after someone
He's gainin' on you
So you better look alive
He's busy revvin' up the powerful Stool 5
And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life Bar Racer will see it through
Go Bar Racer
Go Bar Racer
Go Bar Racer, GO!
He's off and puttaerin'
As he guns the stool around the track
He's jammin' down the pedal
Like he's never comin' back
Drinks waitin' just ahead
Go Bar Racer
Go Bar Racer
Go Bar Racer, GO!
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What you do today will cost you a day of your life
Stooling while intoxicated
by
sssmashy
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· Score: 5, Funny
In other news, motorized bar stool DUI accidents have increased 800% in the past year.
"The bar stool carnage on our streets must end," warned a source from the local police department. "Anyone convicted of driving bar stools while intoxicated will be prosecured to the fullest extent of the law."
In prison, these maniacs will find fellow inmates who are more than willing to 'drive in their stools'"
Did you see...
by
Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 5, Informative
The Perfect Combination...
by
elwoodblues16
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· Score: 5, Funny
You got driving in my drinking!
You got drinking in my driving!
Wait a second, we could have something here...
Re:Drinking and Driving?
by
AELinuxGuy
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· Score: 5, Funny
And btw... at our college here, there were toilet racer things. Had quite some pep in them.
...so they were just stool racers. Sorry, I'm an ass.
Another interesting variety.
by
Jerk+City+Troll
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· Score: 5, Funny
Some of my old friends from Duquesne and I would get together, toss back a few drinks (we tended to pass a bottle of vodka, whisky, and rum in turn). Afterwards, we would engage in the dangerous sport of Dormatory Dolly Racing.
Dormatory Dolly Racing (DDR) involves standing on the thin piece of sheet metal that bears the load to be moved. You then lean forward some and try to kick yourself down the hall up to a speed where you can roll without propulsion. Then the trick is to balance it without falling forwards. Needless to say, we had many bloody knuckles after these games.
When it finally sank into our drunken heads that balance was difficult while intoxicated, we engaged in a subtly different variety: Dormatory Dolly Tobogganing. That was a killer on the knees...
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The very idea! The last thing I want is for my bar stool to move away from my drink!
ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
Here he comes Here comes Bar Racer He's a drunk on wheels He's a drunk and he's gonna be chasin' after someone He's gainin' on you So you better look alive He's busy revvin' up the powerful Stool 5 And when the odds are against him And there's dangerous work to do You bet your life Bar Racer will see it through Go Bar Racer Go Bar Racer Go Bar Racer, GO! He's off and puttaerin' As he guns the stool around the track He's jammin' down the pedal Like he's never comin' back Drinks waitin' just ahead Go Bar Racer Go Bar Racer Go Bar Racer, GO!
Sounds like a crappy way to spend your time.
The REAL jabber has the user id: 13196
What you do today will cost you a day of your life
In other news, motorized bar stool DUI accidents have increased 800% in the past year.
"The bar stool carnage on our streets must end," warned a source from the local police department. "Anyone convicted of driving bar stools while intoxicated will be prosecured to the fullest extent of the law."
In prison, these maniacs will find fellow inmates who are more than willing to 'drive in their stools'"
The Jet Powered Bar Stool Racer?
And the Harley Bar Stool?
You got drinking in my driving!
Wait a second, we could have something here...
Some of my old friends from Duquesne and I would get together, toss back a few drinks (we tended to pass a bottle of vodka, whisky, and rum in turn). Afterwards, we would engage in the dangerous sport of Dormatory Dolly Racing.
Dormatory Dolly Racing (DDR) involves standing on the thin piece of sheet metal that bears the load to be moved. You then lean forward some and try to kick yourself down the hall up to a speed where you can roll without propulsion. Then the trick is to balance it without falling forwards. Needless to say, we had many bloody knuckles after these games.
When it finally sank into our drunken heads that balance was difficult while intoxicated, we engaged in a subtly different variety: Dormatory Dolly Tobogganing. That was a killer on the knees...
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