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Easter Humor
sohp writes "The longest running Internet cartoon of all, Dave Farley's Dr. Fun, has this laugher on some tasty case mods for the Easter season." cojoco sends in a webpage covering the secret dangers of bunnies, and we here at Slashdot would like to make a public service announcement that humans have a responsibility to care for their pets even if they chew through computer cords. linuxwrangler writes "It's Easter and the 50th anniversary of the Marshmallow Peep. The fine folks at Peep Research have found them to cooperative test subjects. People with too much time on their hands (tm) have braved copyright complaints to create "Lord of the Peeps, FOTP" and we can't forget NASA's brave peep-o-nauts. Happy easter."
Happy Easter Everyone.
Try this one too...
http://www.poddys.com/jokes/east_006.htm
Twix
This is a very important topic. My mother has a rabbit for a pet and she goes around telling elementry school students how they should tell their parents that they don't want a live rabbit. Anyways the chocolate ones taste better :-)
...the most dangerous rabbit of all
"Anybody who tells me I can't use a program because it's not open source, go suck on rms. I'm not interested." (LT 2004)
Shouts out to all my peeps in tha house! ... Sorry
Cyde Weys Musings - Scrutinizing the inscrutable
Note the glowing red eyes!
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes! They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
(blatantly ripped off from Buffy)
I stole this Sig
My cat ate an ink catridge once - and the little retard kept on chewing as ink was suprting out of the other end. Of course he (white as snow) didn't get any ink on him - it was all over my bed.
He was banished from my room for a few hours for that, but he sat outside looking so depressed that I gave in.
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies
For the complete lyrics and MIDI files
Dude, you must not know cats well. Of course he didn't get any ink on himself - he was just proving that he owns your ass.
(I speak as a guy that still has small scars from my cute widdle kitty kat from years ago
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
I don't know about you guys, but the annual fight to the death involving my mother, aunt, and grandmother over how the stuffing should be prepared is just about all the Easter humour I can handle. =\
fifth sigma, inc.
Happy Jesus on a stick day!
Bugs are just features that have been fixed.
Dammit. The Catholic church is the only church that would screw up 4/20 by shoving the holiest day of the year right down on top of it. Yeah, well smoke this, God!
By the way, does anybody else find it funny that if you do a Google search for 420, most of the sites are down? Including High Times magazine!
Ah yeah, here we go again!
Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of evolutionary science.
Check it!
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
Every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
Straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
All I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.
Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it.
Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
Because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them whack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
They best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
If them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.
Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.
were you expecting to see a sig here? perhaps you'd rather see the inside of an ambulance!
Im jewish, you insensitive clod!
What signature defines me as a person?
As the owner of the webpage for which this
thread was started, I feel that I have a right
to defend myself:
Lighten up!
- We saved a rabbit from a car park and almost
certain death
Bunny Karma +1
- We fed, watered and pampered it for a week:
Bunny Karma +1
- We don't have a large cage or grass in the back
yard, so we let it hop around the house when
we were home.
Bunny Karma +1
- We don't have the space to keep the rabbit,
so we had to find it a home
Bunny Karma 0
- We didn't realize that it would want to
chew through power cords in an attempt
to commit bunny immolation
Bunny Karma -1
- We took it to a very nice pet shop in the
hope that some family with a back yard
could keep it happily
Bunny Karma +1
Please remember that rabbits are not exactly
the flavour of the century in Oz, but do indeed
make a very nice casserole.
Regards,
-cojoco