Launching Gutenberg Radio - Public Domain Audiobooks
tgbg writes "We are proud to announce the launch of "Gutenberg Radio". On these broadcast channels,
you can hear the Gutenberg Library and anything else the Gutenberg
family cares to share with its public."
You can actually hear my frost pist!
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred in September 2001, followed by a WAR against Islam in Afghanistan and and then ANOTHER war against Islam in Iraq, which seemed likely to be followed by MORE wars against Islam in Syria and Iran, followed by a possible NUCLEAR war with North Korea, but tensions seem to be easing on those lines, and one has to admit, the reconstruction of Iraq is well underway, but you people have the gall to be discussing Project Gutenberg???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about obscure science fiction, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Iraqi president (holder of the popular vote) Saddam Hussein, was found dead in his Baghdad presidential palace this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an Iraqi icon.
Mr. Gugenheim was one of the ill-fated passengers on board the Titanic who was heard to have said, "We are dressed in our best and prepared to go down as gentlemen... but we would like a brandy!"
Oh wait, did you say GUTENBERG?
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and you're not.....
Click here or a puppy gets stomped!
poop coming out of my pooper! poop!
"Dohohohooh-no! You sank my Jengaship!"
Anytime you mention Bin Laden, Saddaam Hussein, Allah, or use the phrases "Death to the Infidels", "Dirty Bomb", "Jihad", "GEORGE BUSH SHOULD DIEt", the feds get their knickers in a twist and start scouring the net for any kind of information that can be traced back to you, even if you think the president is getting a little chubby.
He's being watched, so am I, and so are you for being part of this thread. The FBI has an inch thick file on Rob Malda, and probably a whole drawer dedicated my innane ramblings.
Oh well, at least somebody finds me interesting, and I'm no longer paranoid for thinking my telephones have been tapped.
Indignant righetousness doesn't mean as much as it used to.
You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
I'll say this, Asian Girls have sexy eyes.
I just saw some sad news on CNN - popular childrens' figure Easter Bunny was found dead on a Georgia road this evening. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.