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Revolution is not an AOL Keyword*

pdw writes "Revolution is not an AOL Keyword* is an entertaining piece of prose, which has been floating around the blogspace for the past month. In reinterpreting Gil Scott-Heron's The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, Eddan Katz has given us quick worldview, common to most Slashdoters, and of course reminds us of what is most important to all, to go out and enjoy life!"

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  1. The Revolution will be moderated up. by rdewald · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The one thing that seemed off about the langauge in the homage to GSH's insightful song about the ultimate irreverence of mass media was the attempt to address "geeks" via a reference to AOL keywords.

    I don't know any geeks that use AOL.

    Besides, the revolution, if there is one, will probably have a web site, but it will run on Apache and Perl Scripts. There won't be an AOL keyword....

    The web isn't mass media, it just has mass distribution.

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    1. Re:The Revolution will be moderated up. by Qender · · Score: 5, Informative

      uh, he's not making a geek refrence, what he's saying is pretty much what you say in your last sentence

      "Besides, the revolution, if there is one, will probably have a web site, but it will run on Apache and Perl Scripts. There won't be an AOL keyword...."

      hence his line

      "revolution is not an aol keyword."

  2. Re:Let me get this straight... by mr_bungle2110 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dude, relax. I'm sure George Washington stopped to have a beer at least once during the American Revolution. I'm sure Abraham Lincoln read a nice book, just for fun, during the Civil War, and I'm sure that FDR spent a night with his mistress not thinking about the Depression or World War I. I'm sure he spent a hundred.

  3. Revolution by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Has a revolution ever happened in a true democracy (or at least as true as you find in North America)?

    Considering up here in Canada we've held referendums to determine if we should divide the country (first Quebec, and now Alberta is talking about it too) I find it hard to believe we would ever see such an event take place.

    Even with Bush going a bit nuts with the whole "You must give up your rights to be safe, citizen." power grab in the US, he can easily be voted out at the next election. No revolution (violent or otherwise) necessary.

    You need the support of the majority to have a revolution, otherwise it's called other things.

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    1. Re:Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, that depends. Would you consider the United States Civil War a revolution by the southern states?

    2. Re:Revolution by rdewald · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The word revolution in this context refers to the overthrow of a government, or form of government, or social system by those governed, usually by forceful means, with another government or social system taking its place.

      In recent history, this has happened because of, or has been attempted by, people seeking a democracy is the new form of government. Maybe this is why a revolution in this sense will not happen in a democracy. It's not that it is impossible, it's that it has already happened.

      The word can also mean a radical change of any kind. This is sometimes necessary in any social system. Democracy allows for a non-violent method to achieve this kind of revolution every election. While the change from Carter to Reagan in 1981 was not a revolution in the former sense of the word, it was in the latter sense. So, the answer depends in some measure on just what one means by revolution.

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    3. Re:Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      Has a revolution ever happened in a true democracy (or at least as true as you find in North America)?

      Chile was a democracy prior to Sept 11, 1973 when it was overthrown by a US-supported military coup and became a brutal dictatorship. A new leader wasn't elected until 1989.

  4. Re:Let me get this straight... by Qender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a bigger hint to the clueless moron: If everyone sat around and ate "shreddies" while watching TV, there would be much less violence in this world, the problem is that people put down their toys and picked up guns. Just because some people in this world fight each other doesn't mean I will destroy my life. My life is made of many things, my life is made of the people I know, My life is made by a consumer culture and it's governing systems. My life is made of the plants in my yards and the shows on my TV. Whether or not I choose to watch TV is a different matter, it's a choice I make in my life. Personally, I don't have time for TV, I've not watched it in a long while. But if I did have time, I would watch all the cartoons I wanted.

    YOU WANT SOME DAMN PRIORITIES? How can you solve your problems?!, in your life?!, right now?! If you are so concerned over the deaths in this world, why don't you go do something about it. Don't sit in front of a computer and tell everyong else not to talk about anything but the wars. Go solve the damn problem. Fight against the war, fight against the iraqis, fight with the iraqis, whatever you want. If I want to sit at home and play diablo, I will. If I want to go down to the store and buy a sandwich, I will. And nothing you can say, about any other part of the world, will make me feel guilty about eating my sandwich.

    I don't like death, I agree with you, death is bad. But life includes "shreddies" and "cowboy bebop", so get over it.

  5. Whitey's on the Moon by waldoj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For any newfound Gil Scott-Heron fans, my favorite GSH piece:

    Whitey's on the Moon

    A rat done bit my sister Nell
    With whitey on the moon
    Her face and arms began to swell
    And whitey's on the moon
    I can't pay no doctor bills
    And whitey's on the moon
    Ten years from now, I'll be payin' still
    While whitey's on the moon
    You know, the man just upped my rent last night
    'Cos whitey's on the moon
    No hot water, no toilets, no lights
    But whitey's on the moon
    I wonder why he's uppin' me
    'Cos whitey's on the moon?
    Well, I was already givin' him fifty a week
    And now whitey's on the moon
    Taxes takin' my whole damn check
    The junkies make me a nervous wreck
    The price of food is goin' up
    And as if all that crap wasn't enough
    A rat done bit my sister Nell
    With whitey on the moon...

  6. What is Revolution? by huphtur · · Score: 5, Funny
  7. Re:Fascist Revolution by beakburke · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "The concentration of wealth into the hands of a few has seen "the masses" being herded like sheep as never seen before."

    Do you realize that on balance that income equality became much greater over the last century? Yes, it really sorta peaked during the 50s in the US, but on the whole, the industrial revolution and the end of the Guilded Age created and cemented the concept and notion of the middle class. Before that, you had subsistance farming (everyone was poor) with a very few well to do people in the ruling class and the later robber-barrons of the 19th century. You will never achive perfect income equality, and even if you could, the costs of doing so would be far greater than whatever benefits it would provide. At some point, the redistribution of wealth ceases to be productive to the overall well being of the people.

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