Revolution is not an AOL Keyword*
pdw writes "Revolution is not an AOL Keyword* is an entertaining piece of prose, which has been floating around the blogspace for the past month. In reinterpreting Gil Scott-Heron's The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, Eddan Katz has given us quick worldview, common to most Slashdoters, and of course reminds us of what is most important to all, to go out and enjoy life!"
Jon, even when you change your name we still know its your crappy writing!
C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
Revolt and overthrow the censoring Slashdot editors!
Most Slashdotters don't know how to talk to girls, or hell, other people in general.
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred in September 2001, followed by a WAR against Islam in Afghanistan and and then ANOTHER war against Islam in Iraq, which seemed likely to be followed by MORE wars against Islam in Syria and Iran, followed by a possible NUCLEAR war with North Korea, but tensions seem to be easing on those lines, and one has to admit, the reconstruction of Iraq is well underway, but you people have the gall to be discussing AOL keywords???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about obscure science fiction, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
I just saw some sad news on CNN - popular childrens' figure the Easter Bunny was found dead on a Georgia road this evening. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
So am I supposed to smoke clove cigarettes and snap my fingers to this???
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I hate it when you can't tell what the asterisk was for.
Why is Slashdot posting it so quickly?
The one thing that seemed off about the langauge in the homage to GSH's insightful song about the ultimate irreverence of mass media was the attempt to address "geeks" via a reference to AOL keywords.
I don't know any geeks that use AOL.
Besides, the revolution, if there is one, will probably have a web site, but it will run on Apache and Perl Scripts. There won't be an AOL keyword....
The web isn't mass media, it just has mass distribution.
The best way to do is to be.
Actually that piece isn't prose ("Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure." - dictionary.com) but poetry. Albeit the kind of poetry that doesn't rhyme.
The Revolution will not be Googled
It is easter, all entertainment and technology businesses are closed, and therefore in slashdot's view of the world it is a slow news day.
regards.
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Has a revolution ever happened in a true democracy (or at least as true as you find in North America)?
Considering up here in Canada we've held referendums to determine if we should divide the country (first Quebec, and now Alberta is talking about it too) I find it hard to believe we would ever see such an event take place.
Even with Bush going a bit nuts with the whole "You must give up your rights to be safe, citizen." power grab in the US, he can easily be voted out at the next election. No revolution (violent or otherwise) necessary.
You need the support of the majority to have a revolution, otherwise it's called other things.
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
For any newfound Gil Scott-Heron fans, my favorite GSH piece:
Whitey's on the Moon
A rat done bit my sister Nell
With whitey on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
And whitey's on the moon
I can't pay no doctor bills
And whitey's on the moon
Ten years from now, I'll be payin' still
While whitey's on the moon
You know, the man just upped my rent last night
'Cos whitey's on the moon
No hot water, no toilets, no lights
But whitey's on the moon
I wonder why he's uppin' me
'Cos whitey's on the moon?
Well, I was already givin' him fifty a week
And now whitey's on the moon
Taxes takin' my whole damn check
The junkies make me a nervous wreck
The price of food is goin' up
And as if all that crap wasn't enough
A rat done bit my sister Nell
With whitey on the moon...
If nothing else, this will have served well by reminding us of Gil Scott-Heron whose voice and words have haunted me since I first heard him many years ago. If you don't know his work, give it a listen. "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" is likely to be the easiest to find - but there's more than that worth listening to.
The word is "secede", asshat.
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Make a Bonfire of Your Reputations
I found it in the dead-tree edition of The Cluetrain Manifesto, which I think makes the case that the revolution will be networked. However I agree that it won't be taking place on a sanitized, controlled system like AOL, but on the wilds of the real Internet.And to show that I walk the walk, I invite you to read my recent article, "Living with Schizoaffective Disorder" parts I, II and III.
Request your free CD of my piano music.
or did anyone else go through that looking for links they regularly click on?
This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
and 'Intelligent' is not a rdewald keyword.
thx
...the revolution is apparently going to be spearheaded by people taking creative writing classes at community colleges everywhere.
On a side note, the credit for spearheading the revolution will be taken by their middle-aged failed artist vegan bead-wearing creative writing teachers.
You know he's right, that really isn't getting on with life. You should see that our time here is very finite with so much out there to see and do it's a shame to waste it, enjoy and cultivate life for it really is a precious commodity that can not be sold our bought only given.
Enjoying life can be a walk in the park, dinner with some one you love, or watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies.
Wasting life can be letting a addcition get out of control, intentional harming someone and spending a long ass time in prison or being an unoriginal /. troll. Sorry dude I've heard the bebop/cereal statement by other trolls. Maybe it's time for you to get away from the computer and find a girl.
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...will be made of luddites?
answer...
thhpppppt!
I just saw some sad news on CNN - popular childrens' figure Easter Bunny was found dead on a Georgia road this evening. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon ;)
...does not a democracy make.
The US is hardly a democracy.
Democracy ends where Capitalism begins.
I'm not a citizen of the net. I'm a citizen of my country. Most of the people on the net could really care less about me and my well-being. Many -- I don't know if it is "most" or "some" -- of them are downright hostile to me and the things I believe in. There's no need to go into a full list. Actually, I'd love to go into a full list, but I'd probably just be moderated down by the people who are hostile to my views.
There is nothing magical about the net. People are still people. Some of them are out for power, some are not. Some agree with me, some do not. Some people will be able to manipulate net media just like some people can manipulate mass media now.
What obvious to me is that many bloggers have just as overinflated ego about their importance that many talking heads in the media have right now. For the moment, I'm avoiding the blog popularity contest. While I do read a few interesting blogs, I try to avoid ones run by people with big heads who think (right or wrong) that the internet will be the vehicle that will make them powerful. I'd rather vote in an election (even with limited realistic choices) than let pagerank decide what I believe.
Daniel
and of course reminds us of what is most important to all, to go out and enjoy life!
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If you're reminded of how important this is, why the hell are you sitting on your can posting on
rob malda is a faggot
If I were to devise a system of government where Bill Gate's got 40 billion votes and the rest of us got 1 vote, we wouldn't even laugh. Calling capitalism democracy is absurd.
Anyone remember the MTV promo ads that ran in the mid-90s with the tag line "MTV keeps you plugged in?"
One of the ads featured a performance artist who held a power drill up to a microphone while repeating the phrase "the revolution will not be televised."
Thus the expression became seared into my 14-year old mind right alongside Nirvana and Bush videos etc.
Damn I am on-topic.
The late 20th Century has seen a global fascist revolution, pushing the world towards an "Orwellian State". The concentration of wealth into the hands of a few has seen "the masses" being herded like sheep as never seen before. With Television promoting the mythes of the two-faced so called democracies the world over, people are duped into a life of consumerism and apathy, leaving the gate right open for the rulers to wage war on weaker nations, and tighten their grip on their own populations in name of "security".....ahhh fuck it, who is listening, this is slashdot....
In Revolutions people die.
How many slashdotters would truly be willing to die in order to see their beliefs come to light? How many would be willing to kill friends/neighbors because they don't agree?
It's too late for first-world countries to have a revolution that would help them more than hurt them. The intelligent use of democracy is the only way - and that would take getting off one's ass, turning off the computer, writing letters, actually _voting_, and being active in society. Things _I_ can say truthfully I've done.
If you don't have a solution, stop screaming about the problem.
Nikkos
I feel rather nifty, as I know at least a few of the people whose websites where linked too. :)
;)
But yah, they are right, it is NOT an AOL keyword. We all know that AOL censors free speech too much to let any revolutions happen on it.
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good to see there is others out there like me.
and of course reminds us of what is most important to all, to go out and enjoy life!
Have you been watching Oprah again?
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...
C'mon people, you have free will. Especially if this is America, you have a choice.
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hecubas
Hecubas
"Revolution is not an AOL keyword"
Yes it is!
Repeal the DMCA!
GSH may not see 2004 unless he repents of his drug problem ... "home is where the hatred is" rings true
I am a big fan of GSH, but he has proven as tragic as his writings
my bad!
Finland have received huge amounts of support from the USSR and been one of the most conservative countries in Europe.
Care to explain where you got this nonsense from?
Selective memory of the petrol-filled tyres, eh?
Plenty of people died in that one.
Why bother to deny it?
first one of the 21st century anyway! an amazing piece of film at that too!
http://www.chavezthefilm.com
bizarre
"Maybe this is why a revolution in this sense will not happen in a democracy"
If democracy is the base state of a country, then we would long ago have all become democracies. Clearly that is not the case, since many dictatorships exist throughout the world.
George Orwell's Animal Farm is a very insightful piece of work you might like to read:
http://www.k-1.com/Orwell/animf.htm
Its basically the story of how Russian went from Tzars to Democracy to Dictatorship, transposed into Animals on a farm.
The pigs SLOWLY amass power and control, the rest of the Animals SLOWLY lose power and control, and the balance shifts until the pigs attack the Farmer and depose him.
A SLOW bypassing of Judicial review, a SLOW move to gain more control is how the US democracy will die, but its still a revolution, just in slow-mo.
;)
"Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
As a blatantly anonymous and highly cowardly Anonymous Coward, I use AOL and enjoy it. And honestly, I am forced to announce that not only is "Revolution" an AOL keyword, it's an ad for "Matrix Revolutions." Which half of you "revolution"-type people are waiting your butts off for. I'd get flamed.... but I'm an AC! Heh.
you are either brainwashed, or benefit from the fascist dictatorship. and yes, chompsky is a bit of a crackpot.
Dear God! Call me an old curmudgeon if you like, but this is not original; someone already did something similar in 2002.
Mart"I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
Please kill me now. It was bad enough when people started to use "google" as a verb. Today, though, I saw the word "blogspace". I cannot imagine living in a world where this term is used regularly, nor do I want to know what words will come next.
Thank you for your time.
This reference sounds more like Mao's quote:
"A revolution is not a dinner party."
While it is close in idea to "the revolution will not be televised," this also got its base from Mao; "... is not an AOL keyword" is closer to the original germ.
As long as slavery existed, Southern civilization would have drifted further apart from the North, failing to industrialize and sinking into an aristocractic fantasy where all the labor was done by non-people. If the first war had not settled the issue, there would have been more wars, until it was.
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Together, we will drive the rats from the tundra.
Once again this generation shows that it must take from the past to create in the present, and that a modicum of cleverness is all that is needed to be brandished brilliant today.
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised is poetry. This is garbage. And it's not even original garbage, just a Mad-Lib'd piece of garbage.
We need our own thoughts...
pdw writes "Revolution is not an AOL Keyword* is an entertaining piece of prose
Merely because the lines do not end-rhyme does not mean this piece is prose. In fact, I would characterize it as poetry, and good poetry at that. The author did a fine job of captivating the essense of The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
We dance to all the wrong songs.
--Refused.
...if you miss out on him. You also have to remember the times.
And by the way, my sig here has *always* been:
The revolution will NOT be televised.
Not sure what it becomes when you comment on a comment, but I thought it was sort of neat that Wil Wheaton Read the poem and responded, being a subject of the poem and all. I also think Wil would take the purple pimple no problem.
;)
Hey, that was really cool.
. . . and I'm not just saying that because I'm in it.
Posted by: wil on April 20, 2003 08:59 PM
Of course a bit of inequality seems to be necessary to stimulate competition...
:)
But.... if one citizen has 100 times more money than another one, things go clearly wrong.
NO ONE can work >100x harder or more effective compared to an average person.
And this much money means power. Too much power in hands not allowed to have so much power.
The figure "100" is of course subject to argument
doting on slashdot??
It can't be possible because Eddan Katz is cool and Jon Katz is a bisexual pudwhacker.
actually i think it does run apache now come come to think of it...honestly though, what do you expect - html 1.0 ?
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Seems weak, there's nothing but listing. With the old one at least we get absurdist connections, that make sense in a way "John Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary." This new AOL one is devoid of any interesting figurative language of that level, hardly a homage to the original. The only thing that seems clever in it is, "The Revolution is not an AOL Keyword" but that's just a weak derivation on the original. It definitely doesn't engage my imagination.
"Any fool can peel the Apple...It takes a real man to eat the core." - Stephen King, Everything's Eventual
Thanks... It's nice to have some sort of justification of my feelings of masculinity. I have eaten the core of the apple for most of my life. All, but the little stick bit... In my mind, it takes a real masochist to eat the stick too.
Z.
-- Under/Overrated is meta-moderation, and therefore is Redundant.
Funny I thought that his logic was that nobody was on equal footing.